// alchemised me trying to explain what reading this book has been like

Good Reason — Chapter Ten 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...

but really guys I’m hyper-fixating BAD on this movie

I submit to the court

Good Reason — Chapter Eight 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...

Good Reason — Chapter Five 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...

yeahhhhhhhhhhh so yeah so so I— yeah

Good Reason — Chapter Three 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...

A new favorite 💀 *mind your tags* @naginislinguini.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/555350...

just coming on here rq to say fuck ICE

oh shit I still need to make a thread of my edits oops

bartenders and bar owners everywhere deserve a kiss 🫡 (but especially Good Reason Hermione)

— Good Reason— A new little multichap as something to remember me by while I slip quietly into original fic land for a bit 😘 🍺 Muggle AU 📚 Bar/Bookshop Owner Hermione ⚽️ Himbo Draco 🍷 Older Woman/Younger Man 💐 Romance, fluff, and SMUT archiveofourown.org/works/660018...

HIMBO DRACO INJECT IT IN MY VEINS

Yep, I have a new obsession

Feeling extremely cool calm and collected about this!!!!!!!

I COULDN’T BE MORE EXCITED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I met a girl a few weeks ago who within the first 45 seconds of introducing myself expressed that she was having a gay awakening, offered me ❄️, and then told me the story of how her best friend almost 💀 3 days prior from drinking a bottle of poppers. I have thought about her every day since.

how my catholic family is doing today

// sunrise on the reaping kinda spoiler yeah I wish I didn’t know

// sunrise on the reaping spoiler this made me turn my face into my pillow and scream at 1am

// sunrise on the reaping kinda spoiler suzanne taking the time in an already fucked dystopian world to take shots at AI was STUNNING I giggled out loud

I finished sunrise on the reaping. Don’t text.

haven’t been a practicing catholic in a decade and I still get catholic guilt every lenten season

Happy (almost) 3 Years of Meet Your Match! 🎉 —Exes and O’s— The Meet Your Match wedding from Pansy’s POV. 🤍 Ronsy with background Dramione 🤍 Ensemble cast 🤍 Banter 🤍 Romance 🤍 Smut 19k, explicit archiveofourown.org/works/63345808

me 🤝 pansy an extra dirty martini w 3 olives

I had a full “haunting the house” hangover yesterday. literally just lurked in dark hallways and moaned on the bathroom floor all day

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAY NEVER SHARE

YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM ME

hi work is hell right now so been very inactive but hoping things slow down soon 😭

IT WASN’T EVEN BAD I HATE THIS APP OH MY GOD

hinge said, we’re not dealing with your ass again 😂 (I filed a complaint after the last guy)

finished a notebook today 😌 got to start a new one 😌 this is now the highlight of a very shitty week

// drug use I don’t think I’ll ever post this fic but maybe just this chapter lol #wipwednesday

rearranged my room again

I genuinely cannot handle sincerity

is it worth getting banned from hinge? guess what I don’t care

oh no my parents are on here

succession somehow demonstrates the insane sibling phenomenon of hating their literal guts but still kinda wanting to hang out with them

guys I already have dramione, TMJ stretches, and criminal minds edits on my fyp there this app works FAST my username is naginisLinguini if you’re on there

I’m on round red note now lol

5 faves & 5 tags food: crepes (savory and sweet) season: late fall/early winter, basically the time after the leaves fall but before it gets super cold (it’s weird I know) drink: a filthy, slutty, dirty martini 🍸 color: green 🐍 game: SIMs for 💻 cribbage for cards and also any trivia board game

Me Roman Roy 🤝 being gaslit by our siblings about our childhood

omg I still have to make a thread of all my edits here 😭

catcalling is not funny but my friend and I were out and this dude starts YELLING “are y’all sisters?” at us and we ignore him but he KEPT asking and getting louder each time so finally I turn and shout “NO” and then he’s all “whatever idc anyway” and was literally POUTING over it I had to laugh

ok here’s a thread of my reactions to every song on Ethel Cain’s Perverts that absolutely no one asked for:

I hated jesus camp for a lot of reasons but singing you are holy (prince of peace) in the woods at 8am was an absolute slay like the girl part of the chorus was absolute BARS

favs on first listen: etienne, punish (still duh), vacillator, onanist, amber waves

how we all doing???? 😅 if you haven’t listened yet I’d say this: try to give in to the hard parts as much as you possibly can. when I stopped fighting the drone I actually found some of it really beautiful. more thoughts to come lol

who will be listening to perverts tonight? #ethelcain