Uuuugh, for real. It feels so weird to know that tree is strange.

Yeah, but he owns a whole ass BISTRO, I gotta be able to help sometimes, right? And heh, I guess it is a cute idea... HEY WAIT NO, DISTRACTING ME, how ya been!!

He's doing good. Teasing me about "becoming a housewife early" because I mentioned I wanted to learn better cooking for my boyfriend—

( Very content sigh. )

Yep!! Dad's been helping me out with it!

I have to be, eheheh~

It HAAAAAASSSSSSSS!! But that's totally fine because GUESS WHAT. I can make so many meals now—

Haaaaaaai?

... I could TOTALLY be an Idol like Haruka. HARUKA I HAVE A LIVESTREAM IDEA HEAR ME OUT

PROOF 1

... the guy in "As You Like It" looks kinda like Sora as a kid—

Never knew. You only say it so many times, hehehe.

Hehehehehe. ( One final kiss on his lips and then she settled on cuddling him. )

Ok, good, I got kinda worried my picking you up actually got you mad or upset and I was so ready to apologise if I did— Back to kisses. ( the kiss attack resumed. )

( pause. She's thinking... thinking... ) Are you actually upset, Sora? ( She likes messing with him, but if he's genuinely not happy, she's gotta apologise for going to far. )

( And here comes a kiss attack )

So fucking cute. Aaaanyway. ( putting him down )

Hhhhot DAMN, you're cute.

Y— Wait. Unwell? Are you okay?! Do you want me to make you some pancakes?? I've been learning how to make the soufflé ones you like—

( Aaaaaaand almost choreography-like, she dropped him into her arms in a bridal-style carry. )

You're next for air-jail

My dad is BULLYING me

Why you gotta out me like this

HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE

YEAH AND MOM SAID I MADE MASTERPIECES.

Well, would an asshole do THIS? ( A kiss on his cheek and then immediately air-jailing him. )

I kinda wanna try drawing...

( HARD ASS SNORT and she's bursting into laughter. ) Absolutely.

Hehehe, sure sounded like you were saying that, goofball!

"Name's Ken. Shiraishi Ken." Throwaway side acc for @electrictunes.bsky.social dad. :P

You think you can out-cool my dad?

I'm ready, though I don't think you're ready, pfft.

( She laughed, snorting a little. ) Total NOT exaggeration! And I'm glad you like it. My fave food is my dad's homemade recipe for rum raisin ice cream! It's so good! I hope you'll enjoy it, too.

( Forehead flick ) For you, being spoiled means having someone be nice to you, I swear. Anyway, eat up! And maybe later, I can show you how to make my fave food~

Yeah! I know you can make it yourself but... Sometimes it's nice to be spoiled like this. And you've DEFINITELY more than earned being spoiled.

Oh? ... Athena is the owl lady, right?

Mostly because this was the best I made and I started practicing this recipe for you. A little bit of I think you earned a special fun treat after god knows how long you've been stressed. A sprinkle of I wanted to surprise you as a treat. ( She giggled, handing him the plate and fork. ) Try it!

Yeah.

It's slang for charisma. It's like saying he has game.

Yeah, good luck convincing him he has rizz.

More in like 30 separate timeslines but who's really counting

Weeeeellllllllll... ( Aaand from behind her back comes said meal which An may remember but writer's brain cannot place. ) My mom and dad helped me find a recipe and make it! There was some spices that just didn't seem right when we made test runs, so we decided we ball on those but Dad liked it!

Reeeeeemember when you told me about that fave meal of yours?

Psspsspsspsspss Sora Sora I made you a thing.

"𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕀 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤!" John Egbert, 13 years old and not a day older. Muse portrayal is at the start of the comic Mun still new to Homestuck, but does get the general idea.

... it's come to my attention I cannot order Haruka to be less hot, it's like. Part of the idol job or something. So. Haruka in particular, STOP BEING HOT ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

You know what. I'm banning all my friends from being hot, I can't keep lovingly and respectfully simping for everyone I know. Every single one of you. Stop.

God, I love Kohane's photo skills! Look at her talent!

\\I've seen the newest Movie and that made me S O B Goose I'm not ready goose

\\ON HANDS AND KNEES I'm not ready to see my gays...