pissing all by yourself, handsome?

pretending to serve cunt wearing a friend’s sunglasses on a smoke break during a new tattoo lol

happy friday eve bloomfies

results of huffing @pup-inferno.bsky.social’s pits ⬇️

Introduce yourself with 5 songs Come Over - Noah Kahan Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga Laughter Lines - Bastille Car’s Outside - James Arthur New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift

i hate AI and i love GAY SEX

going to be an annoying gay swiftie and pay tribute to 1989 to celebrate 1,989 followers 🩵

My pup husband’s ass is beautiful, no?

New Noah Kahan music today means I can still smile despite the 0° temps

a furry softie (sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)

a very thick throwback for your thursday (6/2023)

Share a bird photo you took (does one in my house count?)

YouTube… girl… read the room.

So do fluffy chicken butts count for hump day or??

take a peek under the covers and check out my semi :)

🖤🩶🤍

🎄 Alexa, play “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga 🎄

Top 4 pics of 2025 — Thank you all for the love 💚

Post an old dick pic! circa 2021

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Post a famous bathroom scene (A scene from a movie which should be more famous)

It’s 100% a cock and definitely Friday, but is it fat? #fcf

is this butch?

double dong // monochrome monday

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my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning (why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)

Have a great #mcm !!

something something #scs

some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays

Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?

me if u even care

Fix-It Felix!! (already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)

A few of my favorite costumes from Halloweens past— stay tuned for tonight’s costume! 🎃👻🎃

this pup’s bone was made for my mouth 🤤

The gay and their top 3 albums of the year so far.

someone wanna come cover for me at work tonight? I’ll repay you in blowjobs 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Mine and @pup-inferno.bsky.social’s first Folsom was a blast ❤️🖤

😈 SF Folsom 😈

folsom saturday // here we goooo

T̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ (Tylenol doesn’t cause autism) Tuesday

cause: husband moons me in the kitchen effect: ⬇️

my husband is hot— clap IF you care 💅🏻

my bb gorl says to keep these cool mornings coming 🍂🍂🍂

see a softie post a softie (dont think ive showed yall my softie yet, so sorry if its underwhelming 😫)

it’s that cock-out camp-cooking

- time to cut the hubby’s hair before our trip to the gay campground this weekend -

TS12 in the palm of my hand 🧡

3,000 lbs of sand moved for my birds?? 🐓spoiled mothercluckers 🦆

i’m just trying to have four moots standing over me like this 👀