Alan Thorn
@alanthorn.bsky.social
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🏳️🌈 🔞 👬 26 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+) lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
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unfortunately, it looks like it’s time to retire the pineapple undies
8 months ago
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pissing all by yourself, handsome?
9 days ago
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pretending to serve cunt wearing a friend’s sunglasses on a smoke break during a new tattoo lol
22 days ago
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happy friday eve bloomfies
25 days ago
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results of huffing
@pup-inferno.bsky.social
’s pits ⬇️
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Introduce yourself with 5 songs Come Over - Noah Kahan Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga Laughter Lines - Bastille Car’s Outside - James Arthur New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift
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reposted by
Alan Thorn
Final Fagtasy III: Pixel Remaster
about 1 month ago
i hate AI and i love GAY SEX
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going to be an annoying gay swiftie and pay tribute to 1989 to celebrate 1,989 followers 🩵
about 1 month ago
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My pup husband’s ass is beautiful, no?
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about 1 month ago
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New Noah Kahan music today means I can still smile despite the 0° temps
about 2 months ago
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a furry softie (sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)
about 2 months ago
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a very thick throwback for your thursday (6/2023)
about 2 months ago
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Share a bird photo you took (does one in my house count?)
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about 2 months ago
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YouTube… girl… read the room.
about 2 months ago
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So do fluffy chicken butts count for hump day or??
2 months ago
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take a peek under the covers and check out my semi :)
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🖤🩶🤍
2 months ago
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🎄 Alexa, play “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga 🎄
3 months ago
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Top 4 pics of 2025 — Thank you all for the love 💚
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3 months ago
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Post an old dick pic! circa 2021
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4 months ago
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❄️❄️❄️
4 months ago
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Post a famous bathroom scene (A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
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4 months ago
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It’s 100% a cock and definitely Friday, but is it fat?
#fcf
4 months ago
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is this butch?
4 months ago
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double dong // monochrome monday
4 months ago
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🌞🌞🌞
4 months ago
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my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning (why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
4 months ago
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Have a great
#mcm
!!
4 months ago
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something something
#scs
4 months ago
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some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays
4 months ago
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Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?
4 months ago
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me if u even care
4 months ago
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Fix-It Felix!! (already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)
5 months ago
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A few of my favorite costumes from Halloweens past— stay tuned for tonight’s costume! 🎃👻🎃
5 months ago
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this pup’s bone was made for my mouth 🤤
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5 months ago
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The gay and their top 3 albums of the year so far.
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5 months ago
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someone wanna come cover for me at work tonight? I’ll repay you in blowjobs 🙏🏻🙏🏻
5 months ago
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Mine and
@pup-inferno.bsky.social
’s first Folsom was a blast ❤️🖤
6 months ago
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😈 SF Folsom 😈
6 months ago
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folsom saturday // here we goooo
6 months ago
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T̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ (Tylenol doesn’t cause autism) Tuesday
6 months ago
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cause: husband moons me in the kitchen effect: ⬇️
6 months ago
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my husband is hot— clap IF you care 💅🏻
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6 months ago
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my bb gorl says to keep these cool mornings coming 🍂🍂🍂
7 months ago
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see a softie post a softie (dont think ive showed yall my softie yet, so sorry if its underwhelming 😫)
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7 months ago
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it’s that cock-out camp-cooking
7 months ago
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- time to cut the hubby’s hair before our trip to the gay campground this weekend -
7 months ago
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TS12 in the palm of my hand 🧡
7 months ago
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3,000 lbs of sand moved for my birds?? 🐓spoiled mothercluckers 🦆
7 months ago
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i’m just trying to have four moots standing over me like this 👀
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