Alan Thorn
@alanthorn.bsky.social
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🏳️🌈 🔞 👬 27 (he/him) // IL // NSFW (18/21+) lover of thick men, horror movies, and cute animals
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unfortunately, it looks like it’s time to retire the pineapple undies
10 months ago
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sure it’s a bit chilly out… but i thought i needed to show y’all where to put your fat cocks today
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8 days ago
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These sunny days are giving me lifeeeee 🥹
14 days ago
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🐊 alliGAYtor 💉
17 days ago
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Don’t skip! Post you in another country
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18 days ago
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big, hairy, & pink i’m satiated 😮💨
25 days ago
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Absolutely throbbing on the way home from work just thinking about my hubby fucking me this morning🤤
26 days ago
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🖤 mother has no idea how ready i am to see her 🖤 15 years as a little monster has culminated to this moment 🥹
28 days ago
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🌞 gm mpls 🌞
29 days ago
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If you see this, post a character from space
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about 1 month ago
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comfy, new sleep shorts // could use a face between my thighs
about 1 month ago
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reposted by
Alan Thorn
brogressive overload
about 1 month ago
Let’s see more little dicks
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Cheesin’ because only 8 days until I get to go to The Mayhem Ball!! 👀 bloomfs plz suggest things to do in Minneapolis when we’re not Gaga-ing👀
about 1 month ago
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plz stare at my butt while i wait for the water to heat up
#humpday
about 1 month ago
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it’s my birthday!! care for a bite of my cake?
about 1 month ago
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really need to see more horror-inspired bears plz
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about 2 months ago
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The sun in Mexico was super homophobic 2 years ago today
about 2 months ago
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look at this cute pup card my husband had commissioned by
@artisticjohn.bsky.social
🥹🥹
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about 2 months ago
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i’m 💦 (also, check out our remodeled bathroom)
about 2 months ago
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here’s a throwback to st. patrick’s day 2023 for y’all 🍀💚🍀
about 2 months ago
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pissing all by yourself, handsome?
2 months ago
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pretending to serve cunt wearing a friend’s sunglasses on a smoke break during a new tattoo lol
3 months ago
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happy friday eve bloomfies
3 months ago
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results of huffing
@pup-inferno.bsky.social
’s pits ⬇️
3 months ago
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Introduce yourself with 5 songs Come Over - Noah Kahan Mary Jane Holland - Lady Gaga Laughter Lines - Bastille Car’s Outside - James Arthur New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift
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3 months ago
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going to be an annoying gay swiftie and pay tribute to 1989 to celebrate 1,989 followers 🩵
3 months ago
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My pup husband’s ass is beautiful, no?
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3 months ago
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New Noah Kahan music today means I can still smile despite the 0° temps
3 months ago
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a furry softie (sponsored by midwestern winter temperatures)
3 months ago
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a very thick throwback for your thursday (6/2023)
4 months ago
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Share a bird photo you took (does one in my house count?)
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4 months ago
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YouTube… girl… read the room.
4 months ago
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So do fluffy chicken butts count for hump day or??
4 months ago
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take a peek under the covers and check out my semi :)
4 months ago
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🖤🩶🤍
4 months ago
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🎄 Alexa, play “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga 🎄
4 months ago
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Top 4 pics of 2025 — Thank you all for the love 💚
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5 months ago
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Post an old dick pic! circa 2021
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5 months ago
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❄️❄️❄️
5 months ago
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Post a famous bathroom scene (A scene from a movie which should be more famous)
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5 months ago
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It’s 100% a cock and definitely Friday, but is it fat?
#fcf
6 months ago
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is this butch?
6 months ago
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double dong // monochrome monday
6 months ago
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🌞🌞🌞
6 months ago
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my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning (why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)
6 months ago
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Have a great
#mcm
!!
6 months ago
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something something
#scs
6 months ago
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some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays
6 months ago
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Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?
6 months ago
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me if u even care
6 months ago
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