So do fluffy chicken butts count for hump day or??

take a peek under the covers and check out my semi :)

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🎄 Alexa, play “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga 🎄

Top 4 pics of 2025 — Thank you all for the love 💚

Post an old dick pic! circa 2021

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Post a famous bathroom scene (A scene from a movie which should be more famous)

It’s 100% a cock and definitely Friday, but is it fat? #fcf

is this butch?

double dong // monochrome monday

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my favorite fireman sure gave me a well-deserved spanking this morning (why yes, that is a fire hose paddle)

Have a great #mcm !!

something something #scs

some wet, furry humps for the finest of wednesdays

Chicken chores get colder and colder this time of year, so it’s smart to keep the butt hairy for warmth, right?

me if u even care

Fix-It Felix!! (already can’t wait for my mustache to grow back 😰)

A few of my favorite costumes from Halloweens past— stay tuned for tonight’s costume! 🎃👻🎃

this pup’s bone was made for my mouth 🤤

The gay and their top 3 albums of the year so far.

someone wanna come cover for me at work tonight? I’ll repay you in blowjobs 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Mine and @pup-inferno.bsky.social’s first Folsom was a blast ❤️🖤

😈 SF Folsom 😈

folsom saturday // here we goooo

T̶u̶m̶m̶y̶ (Tylenol doesn’t cause autism) Tuesday

Home Alone 2

cause: husband moons me in the kitchen effect: ⬇️

my husband is hot— clap IF you care 💅🏻

my bb gorl says to keep these cool mornings coming 🍂🍂🍂

see a softie post a softie (dont think ive showed yall my softie yet, so sorry if its underwhelming 😫)

it’s that cock-out camp-cooking

- time to cut the hubby’s hair before our trip to the gay campground this weekend -

TS12 in the palm of my hand 🧡

3,000 lbs of sand moved for my birds?? 🐓spoiled mothercluckers 🦆

i’m just trying to have four moots standing over me like this 👀

Back to (this bitch that had a lot to say about me the other day in the press) Chicago — what’s good?

How much ass did you want? A whole handful? Done ✅

Sunday scaries in full swing

☀️ here’s some sun on the buns for this monday morning ☀️

a young dad on a tropical vacation or something like that

My 8-year-old self’s letterboxd top 4

unfortunately, it looks like it’s time to retire the pineapple undies

🍑 fuzzy peach 🍑

what riding passenger with my husband does to me 👇🏻

lil nana

Get to know your bloomfies. List 10 things you’re into: • Animals (no centipedes/horses) • Horror Movies • Camping • Halloween • Aquarium-keeping • Painting • Traveling • Paleontology • Ice Cream • Taylor Swift

Gay powers removed(?) at the end of pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

oops— didn’t mean to drop ya #mcm