Hell yeah, five hours to go 🙃

We moved from our house into a smaller apartment. Now I can't figure out why my computer monitor isn't getting a signal from my PC. Guess I've got some troubleshooting to do before I can return to doodling boobies and coochies.

Are artists who put exclusive work on Patreon aware that people are swiping it and putting it up on reddit? I keep seeing nsfw animations posted to r/hentai that are literally labeled "patreon exclusive" and I feel bad that these artists are getting ripped off. 🤨

Oh goddammit they made her HOOOOTTTTTTT 🥹

I promise I'm still working on y'all's OC drawings but I got myself a day job so I dunno what this is going to do to my energy levels and free time. I swear I didn't abandon them. 🥺

She's better than you.

Holy shit I forgot I had these. 🤣 Anyone else have drawing books from 20+ years ago?

Oh damn, they finally made Eunhwa hot 🥵

Quote with you best cock drawing! I actually don't draw a lot of cock, but of the cocks I've drawn this is the only one that isn't partially inside a woman, so I guess that qualifies as my "best" 🤷‍♂️

I just now fired up my computer and the blurb on my login screen asked if I was "ready to take my creativity to the next level with AI" and I just want to know who I need to contact to tell whichever employee at Microsoft who wrote that that they need to go violently fuck themselves.

Artists, post an old drawing of yours that made you like that:

Wilds has continued my streak of unintentionally killing monsters by stabbing them in the ass. Makes for some of the least badass end screens ever 🤦‍♂️ Here we have my bikini-clad huntress scoring a killing blow on a Rathian's grundle. Wow. So cool. (Nice booty shot though ngl)

I'm just gonna say it: r/GWcouples is not about posting nudes as a couple, it's an excuse for dudes with huge dicks to humblebrag. Every post is like "yeah, my girlfriend is technically in the picture but you can't really see her because she's hidden behind my MASSIVE COCK." 🙄 Bro get out of the way

My toxic trait is thinking my 43-year old body can still handle eating an entire Stuff'd Crust. It cannot. In four months I'll try again. I will not learn anything from this pain.

Hey YouTube, just because I saw a couple minutes of one video about Ironmouse it doesn't mean I want my half of my algorithm to be vtuber drama bullshit, okay? Holy crap. That "not interested" button is getting a workout today.

My tribute to the two Monster Hunter Wilds Queens 👑

Been looking for steady work, not really cut out for self-employment but still needing to make some money in the meantime... I dunno, should I finally open commissions? 🤔 I know I usually draw people's OCs for funsies but if people were willing to throw down some dosh I'd give them more input.

youtu.be/Q1xR3Xidq84?... 😂

Rot in hell, "brother" 😐

Only took 20 pulls baybeeeeeee 😎

I know Racing Horse Girl Game blew up, but as someone who has been playing Nikke for a year now your horse girls are not gooner-bait enough for me. My dead soul requires recoil-induced ass jiggles in order to feel anything anymore.

If I had known Code Vein was going to put their own version of Anor Londo in the game I don't think I would have tried it. Between that and relying way too much on the "enemy waiting to ambush you around every other corner" trope it's just not that fun for me.

Capcom.... Capcom, I love you so much 🥰

Monster Hunter etiquette: do not join someone's AT Uth Duna quest and then CAPTURE IT if the quest starter does not make it obvious they want to cap it, you IGNORANT FUCKNUGGET. 🤬 This is what I get for allowing randos to join my quests. 😑

"Please take it slow, Hunter, we've got plenty of time before next hunt, and I'd like to write *every last detail* down~"

See tits, post tits 💗 (just using these as an excuse to repost old stuff XD)

Man I haven't read this in years. This is the I.C. Entertainment second printing version from 2002, I've had it for over 20 years. Actually impressed it's in as good a shape as it is.

Show me how you draw Bunny girls 🐇 I think this is my only one 😕

Not too shabby. Anyone done better?

I don't think I ever reposted Andee's strip game from when she first appeared on Xitter. Let's fix that, shall we?

Bro I have an interview at the local adult shop next week. I might get a job selling dildos and lube and porn. I am actually kinda stoked, I might get to be a filthy perv for money! 🤑😎

I don't think I ever reposted Andee's strip game from when she first appeared on Xitter. Let's fix that, shall we?

If there's any content creator subclass I dislike more than "reaction streamer" it would have to be "concerned young white man who cranks out ten videos a day talking about literally any and every political news story that comes out." Bro, you're just a podcaster with delusions of relevance. Stop.

I hope she doesn't mind anal

If you see this, post your OC masturbating 💗

Mistress Velai belongs to @darknessneon.bsky.social

I love fighting with my seldom-used Canon printer when I could be using this time drawing naked women instead 😑

Hey, artist! Quote one art to promote yourself!

If you see this, post a vampire! Noelle and Crowley were characters I made up back in '22. Noelle is only about 100 and runs a nightclub where she chooses from (mostly) willing young donors who have had too much to drink.

With every new update I see for ZZZ the less I regret uninstalling it. I am clearly not missing anything I would enjoy. 🫤

Yakira Tanaka belongs to @baraomidnight.bsky.social

Share your OC boundaries 🎨 Is fanart alright? Yes please 💕 Is shipping ok? I mean sure? 📝 Is fanfiction ok? If you wanna write Feyplains stuff go for it, it's an open world 👫 Can others draw their OCs with mine? Encouraged 🔞 Is NSFW ok? "Ok?" It's MANDATORY. You WILL draw them in smut! 😤

Yakira Tanaka belongs to @baraomidnight.bsky.social

First two down! Faye belongs to @ramseyphoenix.bsky.social Viridia belongs to @gustagl.bsky.social

I finally started playing Code Vein and I have no fuggin idea what I'm doing. It's painfully inadequate when it comes to explaining game mechanics and equipment. "This code works well with heavy armor." Okay, what's considered "heavy," the freakin JACKET? 🤷‍♂️ Time to look up tutorials I guess.

Did you drink enough water today? I didn't. I just rubbed one out and instead of cum a white dust cloud poofed out of my dink. Stay hydrated, friends. 🧃

First two down! Faye belongs to @ramseyphoenix.bsky.social Viridia belongs to @gustagl.bsky.social

Preview of cumming attractions

It's only noon:thirty and it's fuggin 90 degrees outside, so I'm sitting in the dark sweating my ass off and drawing tiddies.