Gaming industry: God of War spin-off but you play as a woman! Gamers: Boooooo! You suck! Gaming industry: Stellar Blade sequel where you play as a woman! Gamers: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Well shit, I've used up all my gacha luck for the rest of the year. First a double Anis in Nikke and now a double Diana in CZN. 😵

Ohhhh shiiiiiiiiiiii my first triple SSR and it came with a spare Anis right off the bat? This half anni is gonna be great!

Suddenly filled with the urge to draw buttholes for some reason... 🤔

Friend asked me to design a logo for them, which means I've fired up CSP for the first time in months, which further means my first instinct was to doodle boobs. Old habits.

Holy DAYUM ShiftUp ain't even being subtle with this one 👀

I stopped playing ZZZ months ago but can someone explain to me why everyone thinks Wise has mad game? 🤔

Nikke dating sim bad endings are totally worth it

I'm pretty good at Connections but I fuckin hate Wordle, dude. Fuck Wordle.

Tried Lost Sword for a few weeks. Very horny but still pretty tame. Gameplay quite boring. Deleted. Tried Dragon Traveler for an hour. More tongue-in-cheek swelf-aware horny, still pretty tame. Gameplay also boring. Deleted.

When that Frieren show came out I saw someone describe her as "the most sexless character they'd ever seen" and ever since then any time I see any R34 art of Frieren it just feels odd. 🤷‍♂️ I've never seen it but it's strange that one random internet comment has influenced my opinion.

Okay, Chaos Zero Nightmare might be more horny than I originally thought... These are lobby backgrounds you get when you reach level 10 affinity with your agents.

Just watched my gf's cat vault himself over and off the top of my computer monitor. Right in front of me. The fucking audacity I swear to dog. 😐

Wasted so many tickets on Brid and Diesel and didn't pull a single one, then I get Snew White on my FIRST TEN PULL are you KIDDING ME LFG

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Welp, I intended to spend 2025 drawing more and then my whole year wound up being stressful and busy and any desire I had to draw went straight into the shitter. Oh well. Happy NYE fellow gooners. Maybe 2026 won't suck as bad.

Okay, so Chaos Zero Nightmare isn't overtly horny (standard hot waifu gacha bait) but it IS pretty fun. Like a sci-fi anime Slay the Spire/Darkest Dungeon sort of thing where your cute waifus can get horrifically traumatized and severely brutalized by eldritch horrors if you're not careful.

Anyone try Chaos Zero Nightmare yet? New gacha games. Is it horny? Please tell me it's horny.

Gamers: "Man, Black Ops 7 was dogwater. I'm finally sick of playing the same game every year." Me: "But you let them get all the way to a SEVENTH Blops game before you got mad enough about it. That's not even the main CoD series. It's a spin-off. And you still bought SEVEN OF THEM."

What's the gooner-iest gacha game? I already play Nikke (tells but never shows re: banging Nikkes) and Brown Dust II (much more softcore content but still nothing explicit) but I'm wondering if there's a mobile gacha you guys are playing that gets even hornier? (If you suggest ZZZ I'm blocking you)

Overwatch isn't worth making porn of anymore. Its time has passed.

"Do you hate the fact that you sometimes have to leave your sanctuary and venture out into the Real World where there are OTHER PEOPLE who have the fucking audacity to MAKE NOISE by simply EXISTING?! Well FUCK THAT! LOOP EARPLUGS! BUY THEM and IGNORE REALITY!"

I finally pulled out the old Wacom after months of not drawing anything. Oof. This is gonna take a bit of time. Verrrry rusty 😅 I'll get it back. Just gotta do my reps.

This is one of my most recent, I've already reposted it a lot. But I do really like it. I have a small animation loop of them that I should be able to send out eventually. ( I didn't even start working on it)

Holy SHI-YUT! 😍🤤 www.instagram.com/reel/DOgzEDk...

Hey Brach's, why did you change the packaging on your (now much thinner) candy canes to be FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN? I shouldn't need a godddamn BOX CUTTER to get at my sugar sticks. 🤦‍♂️

Ohhhhh shit, I got my monitor working again. If I can peel myself away from MonHun, FFTtIC, and BallXPit I'm gonna try drawing boobies again.

www.instagram.com/reel/DP6wref... How's that for a challenge? 😬

So I tried the Arc Raiders open beta. It's a lot of fun to watch people play it on YouTube but hoooo boy is it not for me. There's a reason I gave up PvP games. If there was a PvE mode I'd be all over that, but I'm not about getting clapped by elevator campers. Y'all can fuck right off with that.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm so fucking thankful I hit sexual maturity BEFORE Pokémon was a thing, because not once have I ever wanted to fuck a plant monster. In the words of Blake Jennings, "I'm not kink shaming, but I am kink asking 'why??'"

Hell yeah, five hours to go 🙃

We moved from our house into a smaller apartment. Now I can't figure out why my computer monitor isn't getting a signal from my PC. Guess I've got some troubleshooting to do before I can return to doodling boobies and coochies.

Are artists who put exclusive work on Patreon aware that people are swiping it and putting it up on reddit? I keep seeing nsfw animations posted to r/hentai that are literally labeled "patreon exclusive" and I feel bad that these artists are getting ripped off. 🤨

Oh goddammit they made her HOOOOTTTTTTT 🥹

I promise I'm still working on y'all's OC drawings but I got myself a day job so I dunno what this is going to do to my energy levels and free time. I swear I didn't abandon them. 🥺

She's better than you.

Holy shit I forgot I had these. 🤣 Anyone else have drawing books from 20+ years ago?

Oh damn, they finally made Eunhwa hot 🥵

Quote with you best cock drawing! I actually don't draw a lot of cock, but of the cocks I've drawn this is the only one that isn't partially inside a woman, so I guess that qualifies as my "best" 🤷‍♂️

I just now fired up my computer and the blurb on my login screen asked if I was "ready to take my creativity to the next level with AI" and I just want to know who I need to contact to tell whichever employee at Microsoft who wrote that that they need to go violently fuck themselves.

Artists, post an old drawing of yours that made you like that:

Wilds has continued my streak of unintentionally killing monsters by stabbing them in the ass. Makes for some of the least badass end screens ever 🤦‍♂️ Here we have my bikini-clad huntress scoring a killing blow on a Rathian's grundle. Wow. So cool. (Nice booty shot though ngl)

I'm just gonna say it: r/GWcouples is not about posting nudes as a couple, it's an excuse for dudes with huge dicks to humblebrag. Every post is like "yeah, my girlfriend is technically in the picture but you can't really see her because she's hidden behind my MASSIVE COCK." 🙄 Bro get out of the way

My toxic trait is thinking my 43-year old body can still handle eating an entire Stuff'd Crust. It cannot. In four months I'll try again. I will not learn anything from this pain.

Hey YouTube, just because I saw a couple minutes of one video about Ironmouse it doesn't mean I want my half of my algorithm to be vtuber drama bullshit, okay? Holy crap. That "not interested" button is getting a workout today.

My tribute to the two Monster Hunter Wilds Queens 👑

Been looking for steady work, not really cut out for self-employment but still needing to make some money in the meantime... I dunno, should I finally open commissions? 🤔 I know I usually draw people's OCs for funsies but if people were willing to throw down some dosh I'd give them more input.

youtu.be/Q1xR3Xidq84?... 😂

Rot in hell, "brother" 😐