Tell Congress to stand down federal forces and respect DC. You have their ear. We don't. We need you to be our voice. #freedc #dcstatehood #handsoffdc share.google/CCvgiTIR4jCH...

More candy corn for me!

I CANFUCKINGNOT wtop.com/dc/2025/08/t...

There was a shooting in SE about 45 minutes ago, and we all got off the bus to walk to Anacostia Station (past the crime scene), and let me tell you, I didn't see one officer or agent or anyone who wasn't MPD, and that's just one way you know this is all just an excuse to take over the city

To escape the horrors I'm rewatching the Original Series, and I'm on Naked Time, which is the episode where everyone gets *space madness*, and Chapel just told Spock she's in love with him. Post SNW, I'm seeing it through a whole new lens, and I'm actually choked up. There are real tears in my eyes.

Judge me on (some of) my favorite wild animals.

Since I was a kid, I really really really wanted to believe in the Star Trek version of the future, but I think I always knew it was going to be Star Wars.

Lesson of the day: Just because the only yogurt and granola dish on the menu didn't have blueberries the last time you ordered it doesn't mean you won't get your to-go order home today and find it smothered in blueberries.

when the military takeover is in the capital it’s not a test run, it’s a hard launch. stay safe if you’re in the streets, people are waiting to see you again 💜

The party of small government is currently advocating for federal troops and members of the military to patrol the streets and detain citizens. And the GOP fluffers on social media are just… fine with that?

Feral forest witch all day and all night

I'm not sure how this worked out, but all my night pills are blue and white and all my morning pills are pink and white, and that just makes sense

IT'S AUGUST. It's bad enough they already have the Halloween candy out, but this?

I am so in love with this whole afro-steampunk aesthetic of Eyes of Wakanda

I have begun ending phone calls with my sister by saying, "the end, goodbye" when I'm done with the conversation

I grew up on these streets.

Spy.

Age verification? We didn't have to use area codes to dial local numbers until I was in high school.

Are they trying to clickbait PRIDE AND PREJUDICE?? Also, is this definitive proof that Colin Firth is the best Darcy? I think yes.

If we controlled the weather, it would never be this humid.

Booyah

She's The Iguana. Watch

Just once on Buccaneers, I'd love someone to give Nan a letter that has been addressed to her.

3-1-4-2-5-3

Going on record that I find Alex on Poker Face highly sus. I think she's the anti-Charlie and can make lies seem true and stalked Charlie and that her alleged cinnamon allergy will be part of the reveal.

Well, I just saw a millipede on the wall. Time to move.

So exactly how many federal agencies have to move to states before the argument that DC can't be a state because it's a federal city is moot? Asking for 680,000 disenfranchised Americans. #taxationwithoutrepresentation wtop.com/local/2025/0...

Apple juice and Graham crackers still a top tier snack.

Why are Murderbot episodes so short?? I wish they were like 90 minutes long. I need more Murderbot!

Hey, bakeries, just FYI, you're allowed to make some vegan treats that aren't also gluten-free. I know you make things that are GF and not vegan. Sometimes I want gluten!

I feel like people need reminding: We have acknowledged #Juneteenth here for generations, without acknowledgement from the federal gov’t or corporate sponsorship. We will continue to do so. Them folks can only gentrify our holiday if we let them. Some background: nmaahc.si.edu/explore/mome...

Call your Representatives and Senators. Tell them to assert their Art. 1, Section 8 constitutional power. No war with Iran. 202-225-3121

So I had outpatient surgery with general anesthesia this afternoon. EVERYTHING IS FINE! Except for why am I wide awake at 11:30 pm when I still have anesthesia in me PLUS tramadol and I didn't even have coffee all day??

Check out these new high school graduates. I'm kvelling. WE DO HARD THINGS!

If you see this---DO IT 🖤 Username: EisEverthing 🖤 Pronouns: she/her (ey/em OK too) 🖤 Height: 5'2.75" 🖤 Sexuality: Demiish/heteroish 🖤 Sign: Cancer 🖤 Piercings: 4 L lobe, 1 R, 2 R nostril, & navel, but 0 rings in 🖤 Tattoos: 3 🖤 Drink: Pilsner/gin 🖤 Food: Yum 🖤 Pets: Cat 🖤 Relationship: Unpartnered

Conversation with another customer at the dispensary: Her: I'm here for chronic migraines. What about you? Me: The dystopia. Her: Oh, dystonia? That's rough. Me: No, the dystopian hellscape we find ourselves in. And neck pain. But mostly the dystopia.

M*A*S*H

This young woman is a genius. As a July baby, I fully endorse Strawberry Shortcake as our official pastry.

Anyone who has a problem with Blue Ivy wearing strapless tops or dresses has never been to a bat mitzvah.

I find these conversations about “reach” and “audience” very funny. I’m here because I’d rather post than harangue people IRL and because I’m hanging on to the few friendships that weren’t decimated by the triple bomb of the pandemic, the death of Twitter and my own radical shift in perspective.

Please save me from the allistic social smoothing that makes them message: "Can I ask you a question?" Am I going to say no? You're literally already asking me a question. Just ask the question you want to ask.

Just another morning of waking up filled with existential dread and then watching videos of the Cowboy Carter tour to disassociate enough to get out of bed because even though we live in a dystopian hellscape, I still need to adult and people and work

Tell me your pet's name with a GIF

The cat is going to be really upset when I finally unpack my suitcase from Passover

Thanks, I hate it