As soon as I found out dirty gin martinis and a seafood tower was indeed gluten free, life became more simple for me

I am being presented no other avenue but to disappear and lock in

Anyway bitch let me tap into my girl genes and enjoy life again

That nasty orange bitch is so good at scamming. It’s inspiring and terrifying

Here to touch base with myself. Keep going comrade 😭

I will always maintain I am too pretty for dating apps and I’ll never use them. I’d rather die alone than be put in a lineup of mid

My step ladder is here so now I can finish organizing my closet. I’m so happy

I wish the economy didn’t tank just as I was coming up. I could have had a bussdown AP scrunchie by now

I love to fake root for the Knicks

Like 4 days

I am so fulfilled with the sense of community since packing up and moving out of Scottsdale. The owner of my Pilates studio hand delivered me a resume for a young woman looking for growth and opportunity. She told her “I got the mentor for you. She’s building an empire” and I’m just like 🥺🫶🏽

If mercury retrograde brings back one of my besties from 2016 I’ll never slander that planet ever again. This is so cute omg

Very friendly reminder with this upcoming holiday season. You cannot trust cooking from every home. This lady making fridge tiramisu. Took out her fridge drawer. To make fridge. Tiramisu.

Medium rare petite filet mignon. Truffle butter on the side

Everything is funny. Tears in my eye. Life is great

I just had the greatest conversation with @scoobysteve15.bsky.social we will be laughing for 6 weeks STRAIGHT 😭

The more I’m learning about my gluten sensitivity, the more I’m realizing how many other things were connected to it. I have so much more control over my health now 🥹 God bless

Everybody stared at me in the gym today but I think it’s because genuinely speaking. They thought I died or something

I have been wanting to go to bed since 5:30pm 😐

His body his choice 😊

LOL 🥹👍🏽

Honestly when I build my dream house with my dream kitchen next year I’ll have zero issue hosting. Ima get TWO fridges. 6 gas burners. DOUBLE OVEN. You cannot catch me

Ima take it as a compliment that my cousins wanna come watch the niners at my place. But why do boys tell you with a 3 hour notice 😭 y’all getting snacks and aperol spritzes that’s about IT

It’s going to be a long and dark winter. Emerge out of it a completely new person

I want a dirty gin martini and a steak. Thank you for listening

I haven’t told anybody (ima tell y’all) I have had just the worst time past few months keeping myself in my routine. I’ve been giving myself grace and making sure I go to pilates 2-3 times a week so I feel sane

Them plank to pikes on a reformer is a MOTHERFUCKER I tell you. I saw God last 3 reps

You know what I love about being here. I can say shit freely like BRO I LOVE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. Idc idc hear my truth

Racist vs Rapist. AMERICA

Making use of my rent for once

I’m not watching this Jake Paul fight I hate that white kid so bad

Kenmore fridge shaped ass loser bitch. Go to Pilates Tesla daddy! Fuck you!

Hosting a lecture tomorrow for our doctors tell me why I got my outfit together FIRST before my slides. FOR THIS LIFE I CANNOT CHANGE 🥲

Hi friends. Can I be myself on this app?