i know i’ve lived in the same apartment for three years but anytime i see a random person in the hallway it’s like they’re a ghost and i get spooked

realizing i didn’t get paid cuz i wasn’t at work for a week plus my rent payment

you guys i want a printer/scanner so bad

sometimes i’m convinced that i can will away sickness through sheer willpower and chugging one million bottles of water

i don’t remember eating corn…?

2026 goal: learn how to trim my own bangs

i put my social media apps in a little folder thing on my phone and it has genuinely curbed my need to be on it so much simply by having to put more work to access the apps

i forgot there’s a new drag race season tonight until i saw derrys annoyance viewing party post lol

first day of the year already slayed a new photo shoot 😮‍💨

it’s not too late to give me a new years kiss btw

um you guys what the heck my dad just offered me a beer. i’m 16 dude that’s messed up

yes my pussy is green stop asking

do y’all wanna go in on buying iguana island it’s on sale

new year new shmeer bitch it’s 57 days til resident evil 9 comes out

creamy smooth pop icon goddess

maricón would be a beautiful name for a girl

my eye twitch is back should i kill myself

i need to eat at a diner with some gay people asap

what even happened this year like

i want celebrity illusion drag to come back so badly

did not realize brigitte bardot died the other day i thought she died young for some reason 💀

i’m replaying silent hill 2 (again)

i would kill for a banh mi rn

raja drinking wine and shitting herself in the first 60 seconds maybe season 18 will be good

i love how much bjork sings about wanting to explode like me too girl

divas i just learned if i use pre cooked frozen rice i can make fried rice in my air fryer this is a game changer

does anyone want some vinyl record picture frames? i have three i’d be willing to sell for $10/pop i opened the packaging before deciding i want a different style of frame lol so im reaching out here before i go to facebook marketplace

subject to change but this is my current in/out list for 2026

i’m back in chicago what’s tea what i miss

so while working on my car i picked up what i thought was a stick that had fallen on my engine i looked closer and noticed it had claws and realized it was a severed squirrel arm that somehow got under the hood :)

thinking about beverages from the past… sunny D… hi-c… i need them

whoever came up with smoked paprika needs it sucked from the back

i love this nasty woman happy birthday bitch

that special night where all the transplants come back to the blazing saddle during the holidays and you can 100% tell who moved to new york

i needed this so bad y’all this margarita pitcher was $15. if there’s one thing we do right in iowa it’s drink

to those curious for the answer it ended up being mulholland drive

kill your inner child with a hammer

driving through the countryside looking at all the cows and horses :D

why are canadians so damn corny

used to be very anti cucumber but i’ve stumbled upon a bulgarian recipe that has me changing my tune

merry fishmas

just saw a hawkeye neck tattoo des moines is such a made up place

y’all i love working on my car my shit is 15 years old and i’m switching out my spark plugs myself for about $100 to get all the parts vs $500 for a mechanic to do it for me

the dangerous game of not opening tinder in my home town

i get that it’s like important but i hate the word “neurotypical”

three more seconds til i get naked

my mom just hit me with “yeah we’re doing traditional bulgarian christmas so tomorrow we’re fasting”

why am i on the close friends of someone i ghosted when i moved to chicago ive never even met them

the ghost of christmas pussy