guys quick which avril album should i skate to today

i’m the only bitch smoking a cigarette on the patio at the eagle?

im finally noticing a little bump action 👀

i need to learn how to make a blooming onion

has anyone seen that show the switch? the one i think in chile that gia did like is it worth watching?

every morning this week when i’ve gone to shower there’s been a massive house centipede in my tub

i’m starting a drag race podcast

alanis morisette is one of the riot fest headliners this year 😭

dying any hair that’s not on your head is stupid and dumb (bleached p*bes maybe an exception)

i love this album cuz it’s basically “hey babe would you still love me if i was a vampire and/or dead/dying?” then getting really pissed when they say no

drafts a little unhinged this week

hmm i don’t remember eating corn

it’s so unfortunate how good of a producer grimes is. like this lady sucks ass but art angels is immaculate

my boss is giving me money to buy overalls for work

what do we think of “The End” as a tramp stamp

should i buy a sword

every gay guy is a dj at the beach today jesus

why did it take me til just now to think of 2020-sex

fell asleep on my couch watching death becomes her

so who got a boat

what’s a restaurant that’s got really good margs and chips & salsa i wanna try a new spot

bitter betty gets no spaghetti

the iml prelim is at the venue around the block from me 🫣

hinge really has a way of humbling you with their “most compatible” feature

should i finally give the guy who’s like decently cute but been almost stalking me since i lived in iowa and now lives in my neighborhood a chance or no

i think the two best words in the english language are party and hamburger

i’m excited to get ran thru at 8pm actually when the show actually starts with the doors at 7:30 again at the edge theater

happy ran thru day i’m excited to get ran thru with all my friends tonight at the edge theater at 7pm

betty’s in new york for a week who am i supposed to be mean and nasty with while she’s gone

i don’t do drag but i wanna win a pageant

i miss early toot or boot when raja would be like “that bracelet looks cheap boot” now they toot anything cuz of fucking woke

what’s like the gay guy equivalent of taking off your glasses and suddenly everyone thinks you’re really hot and sexy

dd fuego leave betsey johnson ALONE

as an office worker my biggest gripe is that they moved the print option to a second tab instead of being on the default pop up window

these mosquitos came out swinging this year damn

courtney love on interior motives was not something i would’ve predicted but im here for it

if anyone needs a madonna impersonator for pride im accepting bookings

i have a theory ireland is named what it is cuz it’s just island pronounced in a thick accent

i am the artist and the muse

i am so gagged and full of national pride 😭 i never thought we would ever win eurovision

so like who’s got a grill

something about being a gay guy and wearing a black tank top feels so kismet

the casting special of season 3 is one of the best episodes of drag race of all time

my drag character is “girl who got into a car crash/fight on the way here”

would yall gag if i shaved my face

why would you reach out to me being like “hey would love a photographer for this event” then give me zero details on what you actually want and no budget “feel free to do whatever you think sounds worth your time” like girl what do you mean 😭

i love watching gender reveal videos where one of them gets mad

in honor of eurovision this weekend i want to highlight icelandic diva silvia night aka evil bjork from 2006 where she placed 13th

you know a europop song is boutta bang when some guy in a thick accent goes “super hit! number one! feel the music!!” at the top of the track