doing something incredibly brave (trying a new shampoo and conditioner)

guys this juice from aldi is so fucking good

the gatlinburg hat stays ON during sex

so like what’s the vibe today idk what to do

brb catching a flight to türkiye

as a man with a solid B cup how do i make them bounce like idk how to move that part of my body

i really wish we lived in a country where the primary focus was to find ways to help one another rather than finding ways to take advantage of one another

i still can’t believe i used to livestream fursuit photoshoots on twitch weekly for years as my day job

i was supposed to be in the video. yeahhhh they were filming but i was in miami

i’m being naughty (buying more dvds)

beauty and the beast if it was cunty

ok i’m putting a pin in this until i order my new lights thank yall for the show of interest

i wanna take glamour shots in a junk yard

so like are canadian wildfires an annual thing now?

trench coat buttoned to the TOP

whores use rouge. ladies pinch

as someone who’s just been kinda vibing and coasting the past few years it feels so nice to finally feel like i have a direction in life with career goals that feel both achievable and fulfilling

i do think vehicular manslaughter can be an act of love

i have. ideas…

open the dam let the water rush in

i’ve showered twice since the beach yesterday and still have sand in my ear?

watching s4 of the L word and i still cannot fucking stand jenny

should i get a motorcycle

my gatlinburg hat is my horcrux

today’s one of those days i remember i have a BFA and the power to create anything i want

during pride month it’s important to remember our #herstory on september 11th 1969 our first and only openly lesbian supreme court justice judge cucu freedom legalized sex #pride

gay guys love to wear a button up with the ugliest print you’ve ever fucking seen

i’m boutta start making you bitches pay a deposit for a photoshoot with me i’m tired of coming up with a concept, setting aside time only for shit to be delayed week after week cuz “something came up” like do you want the shoot or not

i just found out ellen burstyn has a memoir and i will be reading it trust

it would be like sooo cool if someone had like a private pool and like wanted to invite me to like go in it

drafts on thursday cuz i overslept

who knew love could be so bizarre

here’s how shuga cain can still win all stars

nooo not bonnie tyler :(

yall im boutta go do something crazy

this madonna album keeps marinating in my brain like everyday i listen to it it feels better and better like music is so back the dancefloor is alive i love this 67 year old woman!!

tallulah bankhead one of the fiercest to ever do it

do you like eating brown rice and vegetables?

i asked bodhisattva if i could engage in carnal pleasure and he said no :-/

this madonna album is fucking incredible

idk why everyone looks at me like i’m insane when i tell them ive never eaten a plum

this is the beginning of the rest of july

back in chicago what i miss

i hate children so much

these fags are cruising while give your heart a break is playing on someone’s speaker

why am i in saugatuck and grindr is just full of bitches from chicago like i wanted a fresh grid

being an orange county housewife isn’t as glamorous as it may seem. you see my husband… he was addicted to sex

i’m american eurotrash

idk why but i feel that every animal understands bulgarian so i speak to them as if im talking to my uncle

btw i have not had a chance to listen to the madonna album im on vacation but i will listen to it soon in its optimal environment: high asf in my bed with all the lights off