i’m tired of doing the bending

i fucking love celine dion i’m so happy she exists

one time in bulgaria my mom and i ran into her old elementary school teacher who was 4’6”, looked like if snow white was 60, and had the sweetest high pitched voice i’ve ever heard and i think about her all the time

hola señorita cosa

if god forbid i was diagnosed with some terminal illness like cancer i’d want bjork to be the one to explain it to me

uber is playing billie holiday why am i kinda living

these were the underage grindr pics i used in 2016 lmao

i can’t stand people talking over each other and everyone in this office does that

how do i tell the spider who lives behind my toilet that i love her

carson kressley and i are dating btw

just know that when i see a good morning post after noon i am slowly sending insects to your house

blue eye shadow red lipstick white pumps and a smile

if i have to give up my dual citizenship im gonna be so mad

usually takes me 20-30 min to drive to work. today it took 70

try the grey stuff it’s delicious

i love when you’re flirting and sending three messages about multiple topics back and forth at a time just cuz you’re excited to talk to each other and you’re gay :)

my grandma looks so nice here :)

he has 4000 followers and a private insta is that a red flag

fuckkk i love weed

at the age now where my dad sends me childhood pics and i realize im the same age he was when little five year old me was running around

it would be so funky fresh if there was a euro pop drag show. like i want to DANCE

he even stole the fucking who hash

so like does anyone wanna go eat at the taste of heaven cafe or

don’t text….

i feel like i haven’t been out in a month omg tonight’s boutta be a kii

why would i need AI for a calendar can we please stop

my sister just texted me saying she’s getting into bjork i feel so proud

the auto shop i drive by on my way home from work that had a big sign with lightning mcqueen on it changed it and now its just a regular car :(

i love dd fuego

sometimes when i eat applesauce i can taste the cyanide

need a man to watch me play silent hill and go “so that’s the demonic manifestation of the guilt you have for killing your wife?” and i go yes baby then **** ***

when i feel girly and go to toss my hair only to realize its not that long anymore :(

y’all been choppin it up?

the longer i work at this office the more i realize how fundamentally different i am from straight people

you guys i just had a really good idea. what if i did a review show for the new season of drag race

whatever happened… to fay wray

@spjork.hausofprophets.art found scalped

trying to blow your nose with multiple piercings and a mustache :(

you ever met a gay guy and been like hmmm what’s going on here

septum rings are not for everyone

i love going on tinder anthropologically

does this mean anything to anyone

everybody at work trying it today oh my godddd

i know i’ve lived in the same apartment for three years but anytime i see a random person in the hallway it’s like they’re a ghost and i get spooked

realizing i didn’t get paid cuz i wasn’t at work for a week plus my rent payment

you guys i want a printer/scanner so bad

sometimes i’m convinced that i can will away sickness through sheer willpower and chugging one million bottles of water

i don’t remember eating corn…?

2026 goal: learn how to trim my own bangs

i put my social media apps in a little folder thing on my phone and it has genuinely curbed my need to be on it so much simply by having to put more work to access the apps