On the great spectrum of apologies, the world would be a better place if more apologies were more like this IMO. As someone who has had to apologize for a lot.

I watched Excalibur as a child and that’s when Helen Mirren showed me the power of woman

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

HOMEMADE COLESLAW FROM THE GARDEN [dances]

SO #louderthanLife2025 wrapped and I have been thinking about it. I think there are some bands I wanna make sure you try out if you like heavy music. Yes some are obvious, but pretend we don’t have those opinions. These were the bands that blew me away: …

I sorta wish I was going to Magic con but I cast my lot by going to the big metal show. They were similar experiences in that both places would let me play jumpstart fun at a Denny’s at 2am

I just wanna go home and watch kpop demon hunters today But we soldier on. We soldier on.

Tired: cloutfarming Wired: cloutfleeming

“You like Knocked Loose, huh?” “Hell yeah man!!” Oh yeah sing your favorite song?”

As I start to round up louder than life 2025, I wanna work on my top 10 over the past 4 days. But whatever that list is, Heavy metal music is in a beautiful place of innovation and creativity and I’m so happy to still be pushing myself to hear new things.

So I was in the pit for slaughter to prevail and I can still confirm: - can’t spell slaughter without laughter - they are the world’s lead exporters of merciless pits designed to effectively replace therapy

The final day of louder than life

Also it bears saying that, despite a quarter century of weird apocalyptic prog metal self-destruction, and a sorta retirement. Mudvayne’s bass player has only aged 2 years. And is TIGHT

Fleem Fatale #MTG #art #fleem

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

I may never sleep tonight but we saw Deftones. And it was perfect. @thehermitdruid.bsky.social Thinking of you my man

Im just gonna be over here posting from the show for a while.

I woke up today and my body was like “bitch you are 44 and you moshed all night whatchoo think I was gonna do this morning” No ragerts

More Lorna shore from louder than life. I still can’t get over it This curtain drop FUCKED

Ladies and gentlethems Spiritbox is SO. GOOD.

We have sold nearly 200 shirts. Thank you everyone for the support. <3

No big deal but I just hugged the drummer from MAGNOLIA PARK

I cried during sleep token and all I got was this lousy tshirt and a top 5 lifetime concert experience We were THIS CLOSE

Hanging with people who flew in from Japan to see sleep token. Metal is so back baby

We are still out there folks

Also from louder than life : the greatest ASL talent in the fuckin world Fucking slayer!

Watching Lorna shore was like seeing the first lot of the rings movie and being like “holy shit they made magic real”

My god. Lorna shore is so inhumanly good.

Watching cannibal corpse over 30 will sublimate your cervical spine JFC

Watching cannibalism corpse over 30 will eviscerate your cervical disks JFC

These dudes fucking love jumpkicks and so do I!

Touched down for metal show Today goals: Lorna shore Slater Lamb of god Let’s get it

Wheels up for the metal show

This may be a lottery winning day Turn on car and immediately 4 non blondes comes on Volume up Screaming in the streets

Damn Just had a rapturously good grape soda

Boss let’s teach the world: What do I doooo with these ?? There’s lots of stuff online but what do you like to do? I have about .75kg

Kale so thick even Hermit Druid is like ‘yo what’s her name’

In better news there a lot of fun music out today - new Lorna Shore - recent Demi Lovato single - New Limp BIZKIT - rekindled butt rock with Mudvayne. I’m enjoying them all

Gonna start a lifting club where we stitch pronouns in our weight belts Go woke , get yoked

I wrote this post in 2011, and when I went to a Warhammer Shop in Tokyo the dude who was running it said, "Jerry?!" Because it was the SAME FUCKING GUY

I was good this week so we are at the gym early !

I think watching the new spinal tap movie will evoke actual tears from me.

This shirt is utterly the [insert idyllic slang phrase potentially alluding to robust aesthetic form here]

New Lorna Shore thanks GODS

People might not get you and that’s cool. It’s ok. It’s good sometimes. We can be at peace, comfortable in ourselves, and be misunderstood

We’re on a mission from Richard Garfield, Ph.D.

Carry this energy with you beyond selling this standing poster

BFE BIG FLEEM ENERGY

Still trying to be an appropriate grownup

now begins the long and hard process of rebuilding an audience