Broke my first hockey stick... Not even really playing hockey, just practicing saucing passes. The ice rink isn't even gonna be built till next year... Rip shitty wooden stick from Ukraine, you will be missed

Final Fantasy is a fickle series... I'm going back to try to finish my play and replay of all the mainline titles, and by golly. 4 continues to be a roadblock for me. I don't know what it is, it's just not clicking with me

Paramount Plus has gotta be one of the absolute worst streaming apps I've ever had the displeasure of using. "Optimizing video" brother just say it's buffering. The only thing your optimizing is how terrible you can make this shit so I still use it but not so much that I get my money's worth

Check your disc drives. You may find cursed artifacts

Hockey is crazy because there can be a team full of young exciting players that I genuinely like, but because I hate the fanbase so much I just want them to get whipped in the playoffs.

Who can scream louder, me or the laptop fans that are desperately trying to keep this terrible CPU alive (it's me because the fans aren't doing anything and this laptop is burning my legs)

I don't think the Dew was meant to be Dirtied

We may be going too far

Pray for my household as Linux Mint spreads to another device

I desperately need the Ducks to win against the Oilers in this series because when the VGK inevitably beat the Mammoth, I do not want to have to root for the Oilers in round 2

Bringing this back for playoffs. Genuinely hope the Ducks bounce them

Are the Dragon Quest games worth playing? I'm a big fan of Final Fantasy, so like. Maybe? I played like an hour or two of 11 and it seemed pretty okay

Once you learn how good Final Fantasy XII is you'll never stop wanting to throw the guy who made a fuss about a Final Fantasy VII remake at the XII launch party out the window

I've been so Open Source pilled I now get genuinely mad when I see a Cool Thing, whether it be 3D printed or some other project and whoever made it just has not posted files or documentation. Post your dang files

I love that Finns in the NHL come in two types: Built Like a Truck, and Mischievous Little Guy. My examples are Eeli Tolvanen and Kaapo Kakko

Reshelled the Wii

A few days in playing with my Linux Mint distro... I gotta say, I fuckin love it. Everything that worked on Windows also works here just as well, so like. I think I've moved past the need for Windows. Liberating, truly

Guilty Gear Strive is one of those games that looks so rad but I don't know if I could ever actually get into it because arial game is such a huge part of it and I absolutely suck at jumping in fighting games

Bit the bullet and made the switch to Mint Linux and I'm really enjoying it so far!

However much you hate the US government, you should always find in your heart to hate it even more.

Made a potato leek soup burg

Target didn't have a flyswatter so I'm printing one now and there's a couple flies buzzing around my printer like they're trying to sabotage the weapons factory or something

Behold. Linux. But with nothing to install it on. More of a just in case thing

Count your fuckin days Wii, I'm 3D printing some bullshit for you

I want to build a device. A contraption, even. But I have no intended function in mind, and I don't want to sink a bunch of time and money into the "does nothing" machine

I hope Wizards of the Coast knows that I hate them and will take Volo out behind the dumpster and beat him with a bike chain till they make their D&D shit more affordable and accessible

Man, Avatar Legends looks so damn good

If I one and done you in Street Fighter, here's my excuse list: 1. You were being a dick 2. I have nothing to explain to a modern player 3. Sorry I was just frustrated and needed to step away

Maybe I should take a break from Street Fighter... Who wants to get me Guilty Gear Strive or Fatal Fury CotW, or... Well, not Tekken 8 right now because that game is a dumpster fire

At a point in Street Fighter where I wanna play my favorite character but I'm too high rank with her to actually have any fun because I can't win at that rank

Working through a 12 hour shift at work, bored as hell. Turned on the hockey game to pass some time, but now I'm experiencing Kraken hockey and bored at work. Someone wanna complete the trifecta of suffering and just come kick me in the stomach?

I yearn for Crimson Desert

I gotta say. Putting my dislike of them aside. The Oilers goal horn is actually foul.

I'm in hell, I'm in actual hell. Ed is so unenjoyable to play but I have to get through this. Crouching heavy kick my beloved, where are you...

Finally got to gold on Ken, I have been released from hell. Who's the next character I'm getting to gold? Oh. I see. I'm in super hell now. Ed sucks man, I do not enjoy him at all

This fuckin guy

You're telling me a trans fried this shrimp

I am not fighting another Zangief tonight and absolutely nobody can make me. Holy shit do people on low rank know how to play literally anything other than Geif and Juri? I swear that's all I see

Yearning for Esoteric Ebb

Went with Luke for my next grind up to gold since I figured having a John Streetfighter type character under my belt would be useful... Placed in silver 2, and have gotten him up to Silver 4 in only an hour or two. Progress is decent!

I've made it my goal to try to get every character on the Street Fighter 6 roster to at least gold so I can have a basic understanding of each. I've got Marisa and Elena to platinum, and I just got Terry to gold. Thinking of doing AKI next or maybe Juri just so I never have to think about her again

I know I've harped on this before, but if you're gawking at your phone in the middle of a crowded grocery store and taking up a bunch of space, I am going to slap your phone out of your hand and snap your neck because holy shit get out of the way

Rewatching the Owl House again and man... It sucks we didn't get even more Bat Queen lore. There's a setup in season 1 that could have branches into so much cool stuff with her...

Crimson Desert being a game where you can suplex a guy off a cliff might just make up for the fact that it's story is likely non-existent

This came to me in a vision today #smilingfriends

Everything I've seen about Crimson Desert looks fantastic, from the visuals to the gameplay, and now the voice acting cast... But I can't help but have that feeling of being suspicious about it. I really genuinely hope it's good tho

I have been made aware of the Terry Bogard from SNK Heroines and golly would I like to be her

vamps

I need to scream and break stuff but I've nowhere to scream and I've naught to break, so I'm going to sit here quietly and poke holes in an energy drink can

In a place in my life where I take perverse satisfaction in laminating player cheat sheets to help teach a new TTRPG