"....I saw a video of a content creator break a coconut there with his hand and drank the juice off that. They seem to love seafood and burgers there."

"You see, if you visit the bahamas they would turn that thing from Spongebob into Conch Fritters here. It apparently makes a ton of money."

"Well. The Conch there is worth it, according to people."

"You never know what goes on off screen. For all we know, you two may have went to the Bahamas and got into drunk fighting there."

Meanwhile, the dog in the background....

"A long while ago. It's a tiny pomeranian. A fluffy, fluffy pomeranian. I am healthy enough to have an actual pet now and not some slime."

"....I... I think he was outside at first. Someone must have accidentally stepped into the sludge and dragged it into the room- It was the dog... It had to be the dog rolling in his sludge and rolled it all over the carpet-" It's always the dog.

"....Not smudge. Not smudge... SLUDGE. People thought I spilled jell-o when I turned on stream and forgot to clean it-"

"Oh, it shouldn't count. If Rin had someone like Kiwi to me, that doujin would have been destroyed. ...Right. Have I told you what happened to that one doujin artist who tried to draw a doujin of me? Well... Kiwi met him and....-" She's going to cut off from there.

"Sayuri, your girlfriends series is into some REALLY kinky stuff." She's just scrolling through doujin sites on her phone...

"Sayuri. I think your girlfriend is too deep into the Jeanne D'Arc doujins. ...Or have seen too many "Sexy nuns" in her life."

"They locked me in a room. A rubber room."

"Crazy? I was crazy once-" AME, DON'T REPEAT IT WITH HER.

"Damn. First time?" She saw the other crazy, hasn't she?

"I thought it was gnomes who hated safety railings... Or was it elves? I lost track of which did which here. But I'll keep a tight grip on you!"

"Dwarven ruins? I played enough Elder Scrolls to know there's robots there that are still functioning. But it'd be a unique Halloween stream, that's for sure! Maybe we can find Dwarven ghosts?"

"Are there any that fit the Halloween motif, Kiwi? I want to show them off if possible! Especially if they aren't in control of an escaped inmate named 'Rat Man'. Apparently that is very common for abandoned mental institutions."

"...." She is going to turn her computers volume up and begin to play some of her Vocaloid covers on her own channel, seeing if that'd help!

"One of my ideas for a KAngel stream was me exploring an abandoned mental asylum that is 50 minutes away. But that got vetoed by a certain manager/partner of mine and she showed me what happens there. ...What the hell, other content creators-"

"...The ones with the silly flutes?"

"I'm awake. Now I'm asleep. Now I'm awake. Now I'm asleep. Now I'm awake. Now I'm asleep. Now I'm awake-"

"It is surprisingly good. And healthy. Well, it keeps me awake more than the other drinks at least."

"By the way. Even pushed myself out of energy drinks. So I am cleaning myself up. I have been importing Spindrift so...."

bern I am tempted to bring Gigi in, admittedly. But horses are priority ATM.

"I kind of miss her here, to be honest. She did make things less boring." Do not tempt writer to migrate Gigi over here.

"...Should we come into an agreement that she may have been big into choking?"

"...Did we figure out what was in that stuff, to be more exact? Or did we just throw it away and not look back?"

"...Remember when I used to smoke? ...What's the meme of nostalgia that kids use?"

"The good thing is Mimes can make things invisible! So they can be invisible orbital drones!"

"Kiwi. Please go back in time and make sure the Mimes won the great war between Clowns, Mimes, and Jesters. At least Mimes are quiet." ...She believes there was a war between the three?

"...Is it like that one Game Boy that still worked even after a bomb landed right on it and is still playing Tetris to this day?" That would tell you its quality. But she seemed proud to have the tablet. "You should do some modelling so I can draw you around it~." She wants to do this, huh?

"I'd probably do beads eventually. But I always wanted to do actual art." Her eyes were all over the Nokia as the pig tailed streamer was blinking, smiling softly. "Nokia? Like the Ngage?" Is that the only Nokia product she knows...? Really, Ame? "Where did you get this, if I may ask?-

"I mean, Drawing tablets are good. I am just very picky with them. Most of the ones I tried had a 10 second delay that made drawing impossible. So if there is a good one that has no delay, I'd be good. And maybe I can draw you as thanks~!"

"...It could work, yes. I just see some people do insane stuff to get a buttload of viewers. Like this streamer who launched himself in space-" She opened her phone as said streamer is just floating lifeless in Outer Space and right into the sun. "...Okay. Maybe arts and crafts would be better-"

"This card right here! So many people have become billionares by pulling it! Both by how much the card is worth and the views! ...I should do that more, yes. I just want to show I can do stuff on my own first."

"I have been falling down the viewcount, mostly because people are opening Pokemon packs. I had to try do that, dear-. I'm losing to people opening Fat, Gay Pikachus!" A deep cut for people here.

"I lost gallons-" Beat. "...Of Mayo. I was going to do a Mayonaise jar lifting challenge on stream with a 1500 pound Mayonaise jar but it apparently disappeared on flight. ...The plane disappeared too." 1500 Mayonaise jar!?! And she wanted to lift it up for stream!?

"Nah. He's called the Hat Man. He appears in peoples dreams worldwide. And no one knows his purpose so-"

"Less Darkrai and more of that strange fedora wearing nightmare shadow people seem to get worldwide." Including the reader.

"The mental demons in my head, two superchats, and the nightmare I had last night."

This is how Ame and her writer feel ATM.

"Kingchester. Kingchester. Kingchester. Kingchester. Kingchesters in the floor. Kingchesters in the ceiling. Kingchesters in my girlfriends breakfast. Kingchesters in the sun. WHERE'S THE QUEENCHESTERS!? AND I AM NOT SPEAKING GERMAN FOR REPEATING KINGCHESTERS, BLUESKY!"

"....I have nothing to say about my mother." That is all Ame can say. That is some vile stuff for her to say.

"....Should I pull that? Should I pull that toy fireball out of her eye?" Ame, don't.

"Waaah~." Oh... She tackled Kiwi now and is going on a kiss fest onto her! Yeah, she is all over her currently... Yeesh, this girl!

"It was either that or have no blood packs at all. Kids these days aren't incentivized even with money. ...That is good at least. I don't want to hear you do rat pork, dear." Annd is that a peck on Kiwis cheek? And a second one!

"...What if I told you Japan was really desperate for blood because the young folks don't do it, even with a money incentive." That explains a lot. "...Is it like those lab grown meat? Like that one mouse scientist altered that'd grow cubes of pork on its back to harvest?" ... A real thing.

"I mean. If we make it a volunteer business, it'd just be a slightly messier blood drive. ...And given how I got money through blood donations, it can be lucrative." Ame is having an idea to get money, isn't she?

"Kiwi talking about immortality reminded me of an anime where some guy made another guy immortal just to constantly harvest his organs for the black market. It sounds like a good business plan if someone can volunteer for it-" Again. What anime is Ame watching?