Oh so Ross poldark like SUCKS sucks

Unfortunately the old lady is the best character in all of poldark

Me upon being asked to brief a case for class, a thing I do regularly at my job with ease

Made the fatal mistake of being in my 30s and sleeping in a slightly wrong position

Couldn’t make it to see the lotr rescreening this weekend so instead we’re starting a weekly marathon of each movie plus cooking things from the Tolkien cookbook. First up is the cherry almond traybake with chocolate cherry tea 👍 we’re hobbits now

Everytime Josh walks in and finds me watching poldark

Seeing fellowship is turning 25 this year really makes me think about all the stuff that came out with release that I’ve held onto over the years, most of which is older than some of my coworkers. Including the Legolas poster behind the door of the guest room that stares at me during paralegal class

Besties I’ve got to stop watching poldark before bed. the period drama has me fully in its grips.

I am once again requesting people who make cute book-themed accessories to remember that there are more classic books out there besides pride and prejudice, sense and sensibility, Emma, little women, Jane eyre, wuthering heights and Dracula

Forget slippery slopes when it comes to drugs, the real 0 to 100 temptations are period dramas. Accidentally read two 1700s soap operas in 2025 and now poldark has me in its filthy Aidan turner clutches. It’s so awful. I can’t stop watching it.

Started watching gdt’s frankenstein and somehow timed it perfectly so that “what recourse do you have but to live” happened right at midnight, so I guess that’s the energy I’m establishing for 2026

I’m eager for 2026. There’s a lot of promise. But in the last hours of the last day of this year I’m feeling trepidation, hesitation to say goodbye to 2025. Yeah, it was a shit year in the sense my dad died. But 2025 was also the last year in which I had a dad.

YOU 🫵 YOU SHUT THE SHUT THE FUXK UP!!! 🫵🫵🫵. DO NOT BE EVIL DO NOT MEAN SHUT YOUR!!! MOUTH!!!!

NO ONE is ALLOWED to post MEAN and HURTFUL comments about the YULE GOAT FALLING OVER

🎄☢ MERRY CHRISTMAS 2025 ☢🎄 (1/3)

:).... Josh spoils me.....

This years holiday shopping is haunted by the lingering feeling that there’s someone I’ve forgotten. And the answer is always dad. I haven’t gotten any obligatory golf and/or grilling gifts this year and my brain keeps ringing alarm bells that I’ve forgotten someone

WELL. HOW DID I GET HERE.

NOORA LEAVING BATTLE BEAST???

Evanescence and spiritbox tickets secured

I like the idea of work parties, the whole getting to know my coworkers in a non-work environment and chatting with them. Unfortunately everyone’s idea of a party is always “put 300 people in one room and make them all yell to hear each other and then also blast music over it all”

What the fuck is everyone WEARING at this show

Sat down to watch the game awards just because I was promised Evanescence and so far I’ve just been reminded why I don’t watch the game awards

The mystery of “how did my dads google account get signed up for a google one trial+subscription almost two months after he died” continues.…

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Had to drive 2hrs for a work thing today and everyone couldn’t understand why I volunteered for it. Didn’t know how to explain it to them that sometimes I just Crave the road. Just occasionally get a need to drive for hours at a time. Gotta scratch that itch and now I’m good for another few months.

To no one’s surprise.

just remembered the multiple stress dreams I had last night. One was about wow coming out with a new expansion that was all about sylvanas & how she had a secret son before she died. now she had to find him in a “motherhood completes you” story. Terrifying but completely plausible from blizz writers

Unconfirmed but it would be my luck that evanescence would announce a tour with spiritbox in the same year I start this paralegal program that will take up all my free time

bought a laptop for school. forgot how good laptop in bed feels

Still feels fuckin unreal that I got into the ucla paralegal program. Like ya I know it’s only ucla extension but my academic pedigree and history did not ever have any iteration of ucla in the cards for me. Or a paralegal degree, much less a career in legal work

and id fuckin do it again

We’re so back

Josh and I have been playing dispatch and it’s a damn shame how much they try to shove invisigal and blonde blazer down my throat as if malevola and coupé and prism and punch up and sonar and golem and maybe flambae arent vastly superior

On a scale of “mild chuckle” to “HR complaint” how much do you think I could get away with having an effin birds desk calendar at work

That being said the ending scene picks me up and shakes me to pieces every time. Watching this movie barely 3 months after my dad died and getting hit with “what recourse do you have but to live” felt like GDT came into my house and pointed at me directly

the paradise lost references in GDT’s Frankenstein make me so crazy. Beginning the creatures story with him chained down surrounded by Fire and water when book 1 of PL starts with satan chained to the shores of hell’s burning lakes is such a galaxy brain reference I start barking like a dog

Me when I was driving home tonight absolutely abysmal mood and then my boss texts me “do we have tomorrow off” and I am blessed by the sunrise of knowing we do, in fact, have tomorrow off

“Beauteous orbs” is my new favorite description of boobs, thank you Mathew Gregory Lewis’ 1794 book The Monk

Finished the latest season of slow horses today. First show I’ve been obsessed with in a long time. Rotating River Cartwright in my brain as my new blorbo.

Fingers crossed

They will find me in the family guy death pose with “I HATE OUTLOOK” carved into every inch of my office walls

Midnight is utterly unplayable. They took away our fucking lamp post youtu.be/PuRlDh8m6b0?...

That time of year again for me to post about the raw sexual energy of the skeleton singer guy from hocus pocus

Every year I come up with a seemingly simple and doable pumpkin carving idea and then every year I am repeatedly humbled by the deceptive art of pumpkin carving

One break could I by chance get One Break

Featuring the look she could be giving any member of our dnd group. Looks so good thank u!! :D

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