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Trump Erects Smaller-Than-Average Flag Pole on South Lawn
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Carlson to Cruz: “You Don’t Know How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?”
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Face Masks Finally Win Over Right-Wingers
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Two Minnesota Dems, a third victim shot in their homes by madman posing as cop: reports
Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party (DFL) Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, were gunned down in their Brooklyn Park home shortly after 2 a.m.
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Weinstein Found Guilty of Rape in Retrial—Immediately Launches Presidential Campaign
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Trump Thanks Military “Suckers and Losers” After Rambling Speech
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Mass Deportation Supporter Shocked After Wife Deported—“Wait, Not Her!”
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Trump: Military parade protesters will be met with 'very big force' — The Hill
President Trump on Tuesday warned potential protesters who are planning to attend Saturday’s military parade in Washington, D.C., that they would be met with “very big force.”
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Sen. Tuberville Shits Himself Again—Blames “Radical Left”
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Melania “Accidentally” Swept Up in ICE Raid—Trump Asks If Anyone Has Seen Ivanka
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Obama Promises to Pardon L.A. Protesters in His Third Term—“It’ll Be Lit, Fam”
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L.A. Protesters Told to Wear MAGA Hats and Yell “Stop the Steal” to Avoid Republican Rage
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Gays watching two of the world’s messiest attention whores fight to the death during Pride Month:
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U.S. Bans Travel From Canada After Terror Attack by Egyptian Man—Experts Exhausted
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Mississippi Passes “No Loads Refused” Bill Banning Ejaculation Without Insemination
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Death Row Inmate’s Final Meal Request: Jonathan Bailey’s Ass
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Musk Denies Ketamine Use as Syringe Dangles From Neck—Trump Blames the Clintons
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Republican Senator Hits Earth’s Core After Reaching New Low
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Screaming Toddler Ejected From WestJet Flight at 30,000 Feet—Passengers Applaud
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Tax Cheat Fraudster Pardons Other Tax Cheat Fraudsters
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Trump’s Demented Golden Dome Tweet Draws Bipartisan Reaction from Former Prime Ministers
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Trump Demands USDA Investigate Why Hot Dogs Come in Packs of 10 but Buns in 8
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Trump Demands All Prisons Hit “Black Quota” or Risk Losing Federal Funding Support WUTF:
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He Let Elon Musk Put a Computer Up His Ass—His Life Hasn’t Been the Same Since Support WUTF:
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Fisher-Price Outsells Tesla in Europe Support WUTF:
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God Says He Made a Terrible Mistake—“There Might Have Been a Mix-Up” Support WUTF:
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Florida Beachgoers Stunned as Stephen Miller Arranges Shells into Weird Confession Support WUTF:
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Trump Announces Plan To Declassify Victoria’s Secret Support WUTF:
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RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm in Critical Condition After Host Swims in Contaminated Water Support WUTF:
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Trump Celebrates Market Bounce Back from Trump-Induced Plunge Support WUTF:
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Qatar Swears Gifted Air Force One Not Bugged with Hidden Recording Devices Support WUTF:
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OAN Dumps Gaetz in El Salvador Prison to Curb His Obsession with Underage Girls Support WUTF:
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Choice of Pope Disappoints Loyalists of Court-Adjudicated Sexual Predator Support WUTF:
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Black Smoke Rises Over Sistine Chapel—Means Six More Weeks of Catholicism Support WUTF:
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DEA Busts Massive Fentanyl Ring in U.S.—White House Blames Canada Anyway Support WUTF:
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Kraft Heinz Distances Itself From WWE Co-Founder Over Weird Steak Sauce Remarks Support WUTF:
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Canadian PM Unsure How To Respond After Trump Brings Up “Piss Play” at State Meeting Support WUTF:
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Kanye Unveils New Clothing Line Made from the Skin of Wife Bianca Censori Support WUTF:
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Trump Officials Push for New Cut of Beloved ’90s Movie Mrs. Doubtfire That Removes the “Crossdressing Stuff” Support WUTF:
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Tories Begin Drafting Wild Explanations for Election Loss Including Ghost Votes, Woke Pens, and 5G Towers Support WUTF:
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“The results of this election demonstrate, once again, that Canada’s archaic voting system is failing voters.” —Fair Vote Canada Millions of Canadians voted against Poilievre, not for
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🇨🇦 𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙉, 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙙𝙖! 🇨🇦 Vote for the candidate who’ll uplift the lives of most Canadians—not just your own. Polling stations are open for 12 hours; hours vary by timezone. Find your assigned polling station and voting hours at
elections.ca
. And lowercase-l liberals: stop splitting the vote.
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Elections Canada On-line - Élections Canada en ligne
Elections Canada is the independent, non-partisan agency responsible for conducting federal elections and referendums.
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Pope Francis Found Dead Mere Hours After Whisper-Filled Visit with Angel of Death U.S. Vice President JD Vance Support WUTF:
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New Poll Finds Most Americans Would Choose Nuclear Oblivion over Living Through Another Day of This Shit Support WUTF:
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Pierre Poilievre Vows to Defend Canadian Constitution by Axing It Moments After Being Elected Prime Minister Vote, Canada:
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𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸𝘴, 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘴, 𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥.
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CrossFit Trainer and Walking “Missing Link” Marjorie Taylor Greene Profits Massively After Purchasing Stock Hours Before Tally Sparked by Tariff Pause Support WUTF:
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Marjorie Taylor Greene bought stock before market jumped on Trump tariff pause — USA TODAY
The Republican congresswoman profited from the timely purchase.
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Trump Administration Executes Entire Ohio State Buckeyes Football Team in Televised Ceremony Support WUTF:
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“Millennial Dictator” Bukele Meets “Dementia Donald” Trump to Fawn over Each Other’s Ugly Gold Chachkis Support WUTF:
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Karoline Leavitt Upgrades to Larger Cross Support WUTF:
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Kristi Noem Signs Deal with Spirit Halloween as Official Costume Provider for All Photo Ops and Pet Executions Support WUTF:
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