I have no idea who the so-called singer in the "I just wanna drink my beer, etc etc" clip that keeps popping up in my feeds from the TP "halftime show" but oh my god he's literally just talk-singing this meme

People just learning today that most wrestling fans aren't trailer trash MAGA stereotypes? (Which is a bad stereotype worthy of a separate conversation, btw.) Dude, wrestling is theatre in the round. It just happens to be very athletic theatre. What types of people would you think it attracts?

The Grammys are and always have been a complete sham, so watching people getting upset about a good band winning one in a category they didn't really fit in is very funny. It's literally just a marketing ploy, folks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is that a Cosmic Brownie or are you just happy to see me?

The only way Jonathan Ross would have internal bleeding from his murder of Renee Good is if he managed to become so full of shit, that it ruptured his colon.

I haven't looked this emo since 2008.

The US government would love nothing more than to see one of their half-shorn, mouth-breathing racist turd homuculi in body armor get Kirked on the street so they can justify killing as many people as they want.

Her last words to him were "it's okay dude, I'm not mad at you." Then he shot her in the face and called her a "fucking bitch." Fuck that murdering piece of shit, Jonathan Ross. Fuck that piece of shit dog killer, Kristi Noem. Fuck ICE.

It was a two cookie morning.

The Jonas Brothers having a "hey everyone, we fucking love emo music and we want to share it with everyone" arc was not on my 2025 bingo card, but it's pretty cool!

Anyone pearl-clutching about Mox vs Darby last night is so silly. While I didn't particularly enjoy the simulated drowning attempt either, 1) it's far from the first time wrestling has done this; 2) Tony Khan & the AEW office clearly put thought into where an ultraviolent match belonged on the card.

This guy is a fucking grifter. I saw people in my own subreddit lauding him as a hero for being briefly detained and cited by ICE. The money he is raising will not be used to hurt the administration. Those kind of lawsuits don't work that way. You are shotgunning cash into a void.

I have no idea why people think calling me is a good idea if I'm not replying to their texts expediently enough. If I am busy, I am busy! I'm juggling work, three online university classes and a band. Yeesh.

New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.

People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.

I keep seeing articles about an "AI actress" in my feed. I think it's gross, irresponsible and dangerous of news outlets to verbally treat an internet prompt like a person. Headline pictures shouldn't be fake red carpet photos, it should be a cluttered PC on a desk.

It's fire season in Washington again and if I could describe the current air quality it would be "this is what a Marshmallow smells, before it dies."

The new Hot Mulligan album might be the record of 2025. Like, over half of this album is going straight onto my playlist. A rare feat!

Millions of people are living paycheck to paycheck. They're struggling with the cost of food, housing, and other basic necessities. How does Trump respond? By creating fake emergencies to distract from his failures to address very real issues impacting everyday Americans.

A fantastic phrase that is also a terrible phrase: gastrointestinal pyrotechnics.

At the mall & I dipped into a Hot Topic... Can't decide if I feel old, or if I feel sad b/c it's so overtly commercial now. I used to be able to go in there & buy merch for all the oddball indie bands I love(d) & now... Everything was super big artists & classic rock. It just felt dead and sad.

I spent 4 years away from WWE due to my exhaustion with Vince McMahon, my irritation over the pandemic releases, and my thorough enjoyment of the AEW product over the stale-ass booking of WWE.

I really love this streaming era for pro wrestling; I work until 5:45 and Dynamite starts at 5:00 PST but it doesn't matter since I can come home, and play it from the start on Max. Same with Raw on Netflix every week. It's great.

I find it interesting that United Healthcare majorly improved it's service after their CEO got Blue Shelled. Then Blackstone filed a suit to impede that improvement, and now I'm seeing reports that their CEO has also been Blue Shelled.

Fantastic Four is so goddamn good, folks. I am so happy we finally got to see them done correctly.

If you have mixed feelings about the passing of Hulk Hogan; it's okay. I had this with when Ultimate Warrior passed. Like I told my girlfriend this morning (she also has mixed feelings, *loved* Hogan as a kid) - "I'm sad about what he became, vs. what we grew up knowing him as."

All these idiots constantly screaming about "censorship" because they can't say slurs or spread misinformation on private platforms are now awfully quiet about the current government regime pushing CBS to cancel the show of one of it's biggest critics

Wrestling is a nice distraction from the fact that the entire world seems to be spiraling to all of our dooms.

I don't know how much longer you're going to be doing these Carmen Sandiego bits for Toni, but @tonykhan.bsky.social and @rjcity.bsky.social need to add three magic words: "DO IT, ROCKAPELLA!"

Jaida Parker has the worst finishing move I think any wrestler has ever had. Like, I would take and sell sixteen of Byron Saxton's Reverse What The Fuck before I'd sell a Hipnotic for even one second.

It just occured to me that Joe Hendry is the antithesis of Candle Jack. When you say Joe's name, he brings entertainment and fun. When you say Candle Jack's name, he br

I can't stand when people that do not exist within a community try to champion for it. I realize that it is often necessary, but 9/10 times, the person just ends up sounding super disingenuous & white saviory.

I am becoming increasingly of the opinion that I would love to run into that rat-fink Stephen Miller in a Waffle House parking lot.

Can confirm: Just spoke to him, and Barber and two others were, in fact, arrested. Story coming.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

one of the bravest people of this century so far. RIP. hope you find peace somewhere.

Plenty of politicians on both sides of the aisle feel threatened by rising class consciousness.

Beginning the video package for a new champion that many feel doesn't deserve the belt with a quote from a rapist is certainly.. A choice. #WWERaw

he definitely killed fewer people like 98% of popes and really that's all you can ask for rip buddy

AOC: How can anyone possibly make an objective vote on healthcare, energy, or war when their personal wealth is tied up in pharmaceutical, oil and gas, or defense company stock?

Trump’s DHS is threatening to deport a U.S. citizen who happens to be an immigration lawyer. No one is immune from this fascist regime. Keep suing them #FascistUSA

Just got tickets for The Starting Line in Seattle and AskANinja posted a video this week. How did I land back in 2007?

I hope I'm never in a situation where I have to fly with a sinus infection again. I got over the bug pretty quickly, but the congestion went to weird places and I currently sound like a mashup of Dr. Girlfriend and Bev Bighead. 😐😐😐

Cory Booker is accomplishing literally fucking nothing. There's no vote tonight. Nothing to actually disrupt. Dude is just snatching a long, meaningless photo op. He's literally just doing this for likes. Democrats in the Senate are so fucking toothless and it's fucking embarrassing.

I've worked as a graphic designer & admit I am not a fantastic artist. But I found a style & medium that works for me. I won't use AI to make stolen garbage to compensate for the fact that I can't, for instance, draw people. I made the logos for our band. For the EP? I'm commissioning an artist.

Right now, the savviest thing a Democratic politician can possibly do is to publicly demonstrate a willingness to violate both norms and decorum.

Boys Night Out!! @ The Crocodile, Seattle WA