Fuck aff, gala score

Real take the lead! Lengthy pro-madrid var to take place....

Benfica need to be scoring there.

1-1! Real strike back! Benfica ball watching

Shhhhteve machmanaman is an annoying cunt.

I mean, congratulations to bodo in what they have achieved But Do they have a rainy day fund stashed away like we do? That's what we are expected to believe is what makes us such a special club....

Just in case anyone is in any doubt... I fuckin hate celtic board. I've never wished harm on anyone, but I could genuinely watch them all be fed through a woodchipper while their families watch on in horror, and not feel even a hint of pity for them. The tory cunts they are

Fucking hell, that is a magnificent 2nd for bodo!

Bodo take the lead at the san siro!!! Complete balls up by inter at the back. Celtic board preparing an "aye, but <insert some baws about financial constraints>" statement as we speak

I'm celebrating the 30th anniversary of Trainspotting (1996), dir. Danny Boyle by taking literally hundreds of heroine. No methadrone though. That's worse. THAT'S WORSE. What are you doing to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Trainspotting (1996), dir. Danny Boyle? Anything nice?

Might stick a couple of quid on us to not register a shot on target against the orcs next week. They aren't great by any stretch, but we are in an entirely different universe of pish.

Our season is finished What's everyone doing with their weekends now?

5 mins added, not that we are going to be anywhere near their goal

Sorry to say, this is exactly what the board want. They have sucked the soul out of the club

Fuck off Just fuck the fuck off celtic

How can they say that was outside the box?

Wow

Thank the baby jesus

Yang did well, sitter from big tam

Yang with a 1/4 chance, more efforts like that and we might score a late consolation

Running out of superlatives for this celtic team Said no cunt, ever

Ffs

Kasper, unsurprisingly, keeps the gloves for this For Fuck Sake

Fuck it, patching the game today. Too tired, too annoyed and suffering from a huge dose of "canny be arsed with your pish anymore celtic"

Motherwell dishing out a full on pumping to st mirren 4-0

Tremendous fightback from Scotland here

Right scotland, time to cut out the pish and go win this

Incredible try! This match has exploded into action

This ref is making some questionable calls here

Finally, finn Russell gets the try

Some absolutely pathetic stuff here from Scotland, really basic errors costing us massively

Josh rock getting the treatment off the fenians in the crowd. Good

Don't forget customers be early Sunday show up shut up and form an orderly line at the kiosks .

A danish pastry would’ve been more effective in goals tonight.

Well, what can we say about this horror show tonight? I'll go 1st: Utterly and embarrassingly pish

4-1, a pumping The dermott desmond amateur sports association has been slapped about here

Anybody fancy enlightening our good friend here?

That kasper getting booed?

Its all good, reo on to boss the fuck out the midfield

Fuck me, 4-1 Embarrassing

Game over (like it wasn't already) 3-1

That was tremendous by araujo, wanted a pure roasterbastard of a strike at the end of it

Something to be said for just booting the ball into orbit at the back on occasions, we do not have anywhere near the quality in the team to play out every time

Ffs celtic, awful defending 2-1 down now

Nygren with the equaliser Another defensive shitshow, thankfully at the other end

Awful defending, 1-0 stuttgart

Bernardo getting a start tonight.....

Twa null eberdeen

Var has to check that, looked a pen