I debuted a brand new poem at Aurora Pride today called “Hate and Angels.” I promised Cherilynne Gratton-Camis that I would record a video of the poem for her since it references her daughter. And I want the world to see this poem.

My book is now out on Amazon! Go buy it! (I know, fuck Amazon, but buy it anyway!) a.co/d/3OSa4Qo

We have always been at war with Eurasia and there was never an Epstein client list.

I can’t sleeeeeeeeeeeeep

You know what phrase I'm getting really sick of, at least in certain contexts? "That's just an excuse!" /1

May 29 - Slam Free or Die at Stark Brewing Company in Manchester, NH June 2 - The Dirty Gerund at Ralph’s Rock Diner in Worcester, MA June 3 - Port Veritas in Portland, ME June 4 - Boston Poetry Slam t The Cantab Lounge in Cambridge, MA June 5 -Providence Poetry Slam at AS220 in Cambridge, MA

The funniest joke I've ever thought up that nobody else laughs at but me: It sure was nice of Flock of Seagulls to educate us about how Iran is so far away.

Psychologists should study how someone can develop this little self-awareness.

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

This sounds like fun. Do this for me!

Yes, this is a real tweet from Joanne. First she says she supports the LGBTQ+ community. Then she slowly admits that she doesn't support trans people. Then she admits that she doesn't support asexual people. It kind of feels like she's slowly revealing that she doesn't support any queer people.

By the way, I’m an award winning journalist now.

Going to see @laurajanegrace.bsky.social tonight for the 1…2…3…7…10… Yeah I lost count of how many times it’s been.

I feel like for how racist and sexist and transphobic he is, we often forget to mention that trump just isn’t a very good president. Like he really kinda sucks at this.

I’m broke so yeah.

I already called dibs on covering the festival for @outfrontmagazine.bsky.social

@startrekshitposti.ng Someone run and tell R(o)nald M(c)Donald, I’m not scared of clowns or monsters.

Okay, so I finally get to announce this. Because we still need to get through the final fundraising push to finance my book, we’re hosting an event for it. -Drag Performances -Vendors -LGBTQ+ poets show ad -Acoustic set from Ren Ash of Plasma Canvas! -And, of course, a set of my own poems

People say print media is dead, but every time I try to interview someone, the very first thing they ask is “Can it be in print?” I really wanted to interview @veradrew22.bsky.social, but as soon as I told her publicist it might not make the print issue, I got ghosted. Digital is what’s dead.

I swear I could win the lottery and I still wouldn’t have enough money

Found a company that was willing to lease-to-own a mattress to me despite my abysmal credit. Suckers.

I won an SPJ award for one of my articles. That’s nice, but I literally have no idea how prestigious this is. Is this a real award or is it just a scam to collect submission fees? No clue. But hey, award-winning journalist over here!

One of my biggest pet peeves about popular sci-fi is that sci-fi writers don’t understand the difference between an antidote and a vaccine. (I’m particularly looking at you, Chris Carter.)

I mean, I’m an American who knows who Robbie Williams is but this still makes me laugh every time.

Tell me to get in the damn shower. Someone needs to yell at me to get my stoned ass out of bed, shower, and then go to the poetry slam.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social is the last good man and, if he does something to get himself rightfully cancelled, I give up on the whole gender.

I got really high and thought up a pitch for a reboot of Are You Being Served?

Ronnie Radke calling out Anthony Kedis for being a pedophile is the best example I've ever heard of the old saying "Even a broken clock is right twice a day."

"THEY TOLD US WE WERE GIRLS HOW WE TALK, DRESS, LOOK, AND CRY THEY TOLD US WE WERE GIRLS SO WE CLAIMED OUR FEMALE LIVES NOW THEY TELL US WE AREN'T GIRLS OUR FEMININITY DOESN'T FIT WE'RE FUCKING FUTURE GIRLS LIVING OUTSIDE SOCIETY'S SHIT!" -G.L.O.S.S. Happy International Women's Day!

So it goes without saying, but let's say it anyway: the concentration of attacks on trans people isn't because trans people are the only people fascists hate (although they absolutely do hate them). It's because they're the people they think non-fascists are least likely to defend.

BILL POSTERS IS AN INNOCENT MAN!

When the Revolution comes, I want someone to be the guy from Fury Road who's just playing guitar.

@startrekshitposti.ng Was I the (o)nly one who (c)ouldn't stand this font?

Not watching Trump’s speech is self care.

How did Michelle Trachtenberg get left out of the In Memorium section of the #Oscars?!

What exactly is the “last minute”? They make it sound like there’s a moment of no return. Like there’s this particular moment when the Transgender Fairy (who, I imagination, is played by @laurajanegrace.bsky.social) shows up at your door and makes you sign a contract surrendering your birth gender.

I’m watching A Real Pain right now. So far it’s the better Holocaust-related film than The Brutalist.

This Winona Fighter album is amazing.

Every person in my life who has ever said the phrase “Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere; you’re stuck with me” is no longer speaking to me. So yeah, I have abandonment issues.

Just wrote my last story for MetalSucks and I feel a little wistful about it. I had a good run. I pissed off all the right people. And, for my last article, I went out making a bunch of Limp Bizkit puns. I’ll miss it a little. But it’s time to move on.

"The United States has its grandeur and its follies, but mostly, it's the place where all our stuff is." -Lisa Simpson

@startrekshitposti.ng H(o)w it should have gone down with Lor(c)a.

Holy shit, Michelle Trachtenberg died? At 39? What a fucking shame!

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