Fuck Sharon Osbourne

Saturday is Record Store Day. I find that very exciting. So fuck you.

Moya Brennan, RIP.

Take my Pope’s name out of your fucking mouth!!!

The genuine terror a phone call before 9am causes.

Time to book a weekend in Budapest. I used to go there quite a lot but stopped going in 2017 coz Orban was such an asshole.

Brian Eno is a far far better moral thinker and innovative artist than Nick Cave is. Just saying.

The lads, back in their rooms, having missed their weekend with the kids owing to manning the blockades since Thursday etc and finally wondering, in a moment of bleak silence, what the fuck was all that about.

Great news for Ukraine. Great news for Europe. And shit news for flag-shaggers everywhere.

Hahahahaha Victor Orban. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha JD Vance. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Looks like Orban is out on his ear.

Please!! Someone stop them!!!! They’re going to blockade the shit out of each other!!!

This day could go one of two ways - Orban wins and we’re all doomed. Or. Orban loses and doom is postponed.

The ‘lads’ have fucked off home it seems.

How I have grown to detest the word, ‘lads’.

The fuel protests in Ireland are a Trojan Horse that aim to bring fascism to Ireland. We are witnessing the birth of an Irish version MAGA. The more you look, the more obvious it is that many of the key spokesmen (and they are all men) are dangerous anti-immigrant far right agitators.Wake up.

Never trust the flag-shaggers.

The last time I saw left leaning folk this deluded and lost was when they piled in to support Gemma O’Doherty’s presidential campaign.

No surprise to anyone who has carefully watched these ‘oil’ protesters.

The army intervention in this blockade has been very badly handled. The way they blew the shit out of the GPO and surrounding buildings really upset the lads.

I’ll be honest with you - them Kildare lads, the Kilcock posse, the Monesterevin boys- they’re like the saints alive. And they’re absolutely drenched now.

Awful windy for the lads now.

I’d say supermac’s O’Connell street must feel like they’re having all their Ploughing championships at once.

A trans-baby ate my tractor.

They are asking for ‘papers’ from people with medical appointments at motorway blockade points. Vile, disgusting fascists.

I’m sometimes surprised by the weakness of supposedly manly male types. Their tendency towards mawkish sentimentality, the desperate need to belong and be accepted, and the ease with which they utterly subjugate themselves.

This fella is one of the nominated representatives of the protest group. Should the government meet with him, do you think?

Just saw a march to the Dail by the fuel protesters carrying a coffin with RIP Ireland written on it. About 200 people at the absolute maximum.

These protests remind me of the moving statues phenomenon from 1985. People wilfully losing the run of themselves.

According to one protester the government has been unaccountable for 20 years. (Apart from the general elections in 2024, 2020, 2016, 2011, and 2007).

Be very wary of anyone who claims to speak for the people of Ireland. Especially if they’re from Kildare.

Why don’t we make our own oil?

They’re the not very bright lads who get radicalised by WhatsApp.

How does Mark Rutte face himself in the mirror?

Go back to your own County!!!

Would someone please tell the racist farmers to fuck off already.

If anyone has lost their pizza, it’s on a bench on Cork Street.

I’m now onto Womack & Womack.

I’m listening to Muddy Waters.

First Netanyahu was dead and now Trump is dead. I love the internet.

I have a question for Maria Steen. Did she have hired help in the house when she was home-schooling? Nannies, a house-keeper, etc?

Terrible Friday, all told.

I’ve always had a soft spot for the stations of the cross.

I’m 56 today. And still beautiful. Mostly on the inside.

I see the Israeli military just killed a peace keeper. They must have gotten a bit bored with picking off journalists and healthcare workers.

Ingmar Bergman almost directed a film version of The Merry Widow starring Barbra Streisand. I would love to have seen that. (He wanted Al Pacino in the role of Danilo.)

Can’t we just sterilise the seagulls?

When St Peter asks, I can confidently answer that I never started a podcast.

If Netanyahu isn’t dead, then why is he dead?