I’m not sure what I think about the men’s football brassiere.

Mrs Burke has forbidden her son from hiding in the closet.

Mani, RIP.

María Steen will not be contesting the Dublin Central by election. I’m fucking shocked I tells ya.

If there is one thing the electorate in Dublin Central will appreciate it is the subtle but brilliant use of a luxury €24k handbag as a devise to critique left wing politics. She’s a dead cert. #MariaSteen

Im sure all the giddy journalists will be doorstepping Maria Steen today asking about her plans to stand in the Dublin Central constituency.

How about Maria Steen stands for election in the Dublin Central constituency? Her 24k euro hand bag will go down a storm there.

That means either Gerry Hutch TD - or - Malachy Steenson TD.

The rich and powerful won’t stop thieving from the poor until they’re made to stop thieving from the poor.

There are some people who I only send text messages to. The rest are just the rabble on WhatsApp.

Good man Sheriff street.

Seems like Bill Clinton ran his White House like a gloryhole huh

Trump. And Bill Clinton. Fucking hell. Why can’t the bros just leave the gay stuff to the professionals.

It’s too fucking early for Christmas trees.

Stay indoors the weather warning said. So I went for a walk instead.

Michael D. Higgins. What a wonderful man. We were blessed to have him as our president and I hope he has a long and fruitful ‘retirement’.

Billionaires are openly using starvation as a punishment for the very poorest. Let them eat cake indeed. Tick-tock. Their time is coming.

That co-pilot shit on Word docs can go and right royally fuck itself.

Is it just me or is Elon Musk beginning to look increasingly like Kim Jong Un?

Elon Musk is responsible for the death and suffering of the very poorest people on our planet. May he never know a moments peace.

Ah yes. ‘Ireland for the Irish’ fighters. True gaels like …… Karolis Peckauskas….. **blink - blink**

So today I sort of got nominated for a Grammy Award. True story.

Pauline Collins, RIP.

If I ever meet a billionaire I’ll spit on their shoes. That’s a promise.

I have found strawberries to be, almost always, a terrible disappointment.

Berghain by Rosalía is the art we need right now.

Good man Mamdani.

My favourite collective term for billionaires is, a gulag.

The Bill Nighy podcast!!

Dublin 8.

Huge shelling in Dublin 8.

I like when my cat gets cranky with me. Keeps me on my toes.

I bought a ticket to the world/ But now I’ve come back again. My favourite lyric ever.

It's a sign of the times that callousness is now dressed up as intellectualism. That empathy is framed as being as morally problematic as prejudice. That bigotry and hatred is just honesty. That solidarity is treason.

We’ve had a very lucky streak with our presidents the last 35 years: the two Mary’s, MDH, and now CC. Absolutely top notch.

Let’s be honest with ourselves: we’re in the run-up to Christmas.

She was a pop artist. She sold into a pop market. Populated by queers and gays and trans. Her art was cherished by those communities and she flourished. And then she thought she could turn on them and denounce them and slander them. Donna Summer. Or Roisin Murphy.

Now that the left has had a huge victory in Ireland I guess the centrist parties must promise to listen to the electorate and move to the left. I mean they feel compelled to ape the right whenever those headbangers win a few council seats.

I am delighted with the result. And thank fuck we don’t have to do that for another seven years.

The last presidential election the press lost their minds over Peter Casey’s vote and tried to ignore the size of MDH’s victory. The same will happen today. But the truth is - CC’s victory is even larger than MDH’s.

Good man Catherine Connolly! #aras25

Her story about Boy George. ‘You’re not as pretty as your pictures”. She’s obviously never used Grindr. She really didn’t know her audience.

With great enthusiasm I voted.

I should really go out and vote now. But I might hold off for another hour. This is a type of civic edging and I’m enjoying it. #aras25

Why a successful artist chooses to turn on her own fan base is utterly baffling. The strange race from party Queen to Holy Martyr. Social Media has rotted the minds of so many.

CMAT forever.

Dave Ball, RIP.

A psychopathic mass murderer walks free. No justice for Bloody Sunday.

Appalling vistas.

I’ve a few Roisin Murphy records to get rid of if anyone is interested.