Pippin is stupid. Breakfast is called breakfast because you break the overnight fast caused by sleeping. You can't have a second breakfast because you haven't stopped eating long enough to call it a fast. It's something else.

History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_v...

It doesn't matter what the truth is. If enough people are saying something, the computer will confirm it for them.

they're doing the Bit

It's The End of the world And we're doing it For the Vine

When a sheep is pregnant farmers say she is "in lamb" even though the lamb is in her

Question: in a fantasy world where Latin never existed, is it appropriate to use words like labia and clitoris?

there was a very real chance that I would have woken up to well-wishes tomorrow morning and been surprised to realise it was my birthday what have I become???

got a week's no-no corner on the other site for telling someone who thought there were good guys on both sides of the American Civil War to die choking on a bale of cotton

*scooping up tomato soup* "Ladle in red..."

There's a growing subgenre called SoftBoy. SB. achewood.com/2005/06/13/t...

Feeling like a fool. Accidentally reconstructed hermeticism from first principles.

Seen these rumblings regarding a US-Russia settlement in Ukraine before, tbh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_...

For anyone who's still living with that scene from Final Destination www.nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-dail...

just heard they banned Tik-Tok, what the fuck en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tik-Tok...

Do you ever think about how until the Fellowship got to Edoras, Gandalf was apparently just regularly borrowing the fastest horse in the world without asking, probably for months at a time

Today is 2025 in Aotearoa

Can anyone help with sources for this Wikipedia article about belief in the messianic return of a Portuguese king?

My mother calling the cheese "haveafarti" has shifted from a joke to a linguistic tic. I'm not sure she realises she's doing it anymore.

Look at how amazingly Israel made a modern city appear out of sand dunes! They even managed to put a 3800 year old city right in the middle cojs.org/founding-of-...

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At 83067 words, the first draft of the second volume of The Panther And The Heron is finally complete

Some of the drawings in the bundle you can win

From Maes Howe: "Ingigerth is the most beautiful of all women" (carved beside a rough drawing of a slavering dog) essentially:

The face of a mighty hunter who caught a big fat mouse and brought it in for me at 3am (I was shocked mostly because I've seen her fail to hunt a bug that was 3cm from her outstretched paws)

Everyone else: "no, autocorrect, I don't mean duck" Me: "no, autocorrect, I don't mean election"

One of the worst things about being single is having no one to rub my belly and fetch me easily digested foods and validate my decision to not get on a small regional turboprop with only one toilet tomorrow, even if it means missing my sister's 40th

Blanked on Henry Kissinger's name and learned if you Google "war criminal US secretary of state" you get this infobox

@jon-snow-420.bsky.social how come you never had prophecies Is it because you are not also a sex criminal claiming to fight sex criminals

I can't believe I spent $8 on this