Jack Newhouse
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I ain't no snitch
My day was dedicated to animal care. Kitty has conjunctivitis and was not pleased to be taken to the vet for eye drops, and a heat wave is rolling in so the little lawn ladies had to come inside with the heat pump until it cools down again
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Just saw an add for a shitty mobile game that implored me to "Choose your Frotress!" if any sapphics need a name for their home
11 days ago
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Concept: cast resin buttplugs with tiny little figurines of your horrified enemies inside them
about 2 months ago
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It's cool that if I mow the small strip of grass out front of my house my hands are going to shake for the next few hours for no apparent reason
3 months ago
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Disgusted. Sickened. Full of rage. Just realised that while the other major moons of Saturn are named after various specific titans, the largest is just named after titans as a concept. What the FUCK???
3 months ago
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Pippin is stupid. Breakfast is called breakfast because you break the overnight fast caused by sleeping. You can't have a second breakfast because you haven't stopped eating long enough to call it a fast. It's something else.
3 months ago
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History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_v...
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Ernst vom Rath - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_vom_Rath#Aftermath
4 months ago
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It doesn't matter what the truth is. If enough people are saying something, the computer will confirm it for them.
4 months ago
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they're doing the Bit
4 months ago
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It's The End of the world And we're doing it For the Vine
4 months ago
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When a sheep is pregnant farmers say she is "in lamb" even though the lamb is in her
6 months ago
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Question: in a fantasy world where Latin never existed, is it appropriate to use words like labia and clitoris?
6 months ago
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there was a very real chance that I would have woken up to well-wishes tomorrow morning and been surprised to realise it was my birthday what have I become???
6 months ago
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got a week's no-no corner on the other site for telling someone who thought there were good guys on both sides of the American Civil War to die choking on a bale of cotton
6 months ago
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*scooping up tomato soup* "Ladle in red..."
6 months ago
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There's a growing subgenre called SoftBoy. SB.
achewood.com/2005/06/13/t...
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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Feeling like a fool. Accidentally reconstructed hermeticism from first principles.
10 months ago
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Seen these rumblings regarding a US-Russia settlement in Ukraine before, tbh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_...
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Munich Agreement - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_Agreement
11 months ago
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For anyone who's still living with that scene from Final Destination
www.nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-dail...
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Watch: Logs fly after trailer dramatically detaches on highway
The video shows cars swerving to avoid flying timber and debris.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-daily-post/news/logging-truck-trailer-detaches-spilling-logs-on-state-highway-30-at-atiamuri/XIZ7VFVKDZGDFLTDNFBML65LHQ/
12 months ago
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just heard they banned Tik-Tok, what the fuck
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tik-Tok...
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Tik-Tok (Oz) - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tik-Tok_(Oz)#/media/File:Tiktok.png
12 months ago
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Do you ever think about how until the Fellowship got to Edoras, Gandalf was apparently just regularly borrowing the fastest horse in the world without asking, probably for months at a time
about 1 year ago
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Today is 2025 in Aotearoa
about 1 year ago
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Can anyone help with sources for this Wikipedia article about belief in the messianic return of a Portuguese king?
about 1 year ago
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My mother calling the cheese "haveafarti" has shifted from a joke to a linguistic tic. I'm not sure she realises she's doing it anymore.
about 1 year ago
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Look at how amazingly Israel made a modern city appear out of sand dunes! They even managed to put a 3800 year old city right in the middle
cojs.org/founding-of-...
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Founding of Tel Aviv, 1909 | Center for Online Judaic Studies
https://cojs.org/founding-of-tel-aviv-1909/
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
Please support a (sort of) living artist! my (ero) patreon
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At 83067 words, the first draft of the second volume of The Panther And The Heron is finally complete
about 1 year ago
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Jasmin Darnell | Elden Lord
about 1 year ago
Some of the drawings in the bundle you can win
add a skeleton here at some point
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From Maes Howe: "Ingigerth is the most beautiful of all women" (carved beside a rough drawing of a slavering dog) essentially:
about 1 year ago
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The face of a mighty hunter who caught a big fat mouse and brought it in for me at 3am (I was shocked mostly because I've seen her fail to hunt a bug that was 3cm from her outstretched paws)
about 1 year ago
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Everyone else: "no, autocorrect, I don't mean duck" Me: "no, autocorrect, I don't mean election"
about 2 years ago
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One of the worst things about being single is having no one to rub my belly and fetch me easily digested foods and validate my decision to not get on a small regional turboprop with only one toilet tomorrow, even if it means missing my sister's 40th
about 2 years ago
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Blanked on Henry Kissinger's name and learned if you Google "war criminal US secretary of state" you get this infobox
about 2 years ago
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@jon-snow-420.bsky.social
how come you never had prophecies Is it because you are not also a sex criminal claiming to fight sex criminals
about 2 years ago
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I can't believe I spent $8 on this
over 2 years ago
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