It’s curious how my child, who is very particular about words, never seems to think that “cleaning your whole room” ever actually means “cleaning your whole room”.

I need all my musical theater / musically people to drop their favorite songs with great key changes!

It's that very specific time of the year when it's genuinely unclear if I have a particularly pesky cold or my allergies have just taken a turn for the demonic.

I really hope Mikey Day knows how much he has impacted the use of the aerial tramway emoji. 🚡

I found @suethetrex.bsky.social with some pretty cool people today!

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by the old navy kids department.

The world might be ending but today I saw a robin hopping on a snowbank that was still 2 feet tall.

I would very much recommend listening to John Greens musings on Auld Land Syne while watching the sunrise. I give it 5 stars.

As a lifelong Yooper and expert in cold weather 25-35°f on a cloudy day that’s breezy AND humid is the coldest and worst weather possible. It’s a cold that goes straight to the bone and makes it impossible to warm up.

I went to my first protest today. There are valid questions about what they accomplish & the good they do. Do I think they change peoples minds? No. Should other action also accompany it? Yes. But if at the end of the day it makes us feel more unified and less alone then I think it’s worth it.

Me: What if I have cancer and am going to die in 3 months? Offline Husband: Everyone is dying Me: Shh- I don’t need your logical pessimism. I just want anxiety pessimism. This is what life is like when one person has anxiety and one doesn’t.

I’m so tired of a specific author acting like a champion of feminism when she has only published books under male or male sounding names.

Rude that I have food allergies and a very special diet and specific foods in this economy.

Timing my kids to see how long they can last playing outside in blizzard conditions

They say loose lips sink ships and it’s truly alarming the sheer audacity that some people have.

A perfect In Memorium.

Sinners ended their song with ballerina right front and center and I obsessed with that.

You’re telling me that women still have a wage gap and now we have a time gap too? What the heck is up with that?!

Timmy Chimmys comments this week prove that our little indie darling film bro was never in it for the art. He’s just in it for fame and money.

Shuffling Kristi Noem from government job to government job like she’s a Catholic priest in the 80s

This is my Life of a Showgirl: Finding random used gaff tape in weird places in my house.

It is really strange to be doing props for The Producers in the year of our Lord 2026. The things I’ve made and had to search might put me on a list somewhere but who knows if it would be for recruitment or a watch list at this point.

Heck yeah the womems hockey players got bigger cheers than the boys. #snl

We are forcing our kids to watch Napoleon Dynamite for the fist time. In this thread I will tweet their best reaction:

If someone’s main platform on social media is about feminism I really have a hard time taking it seriously if they never elevate women.

Remember when a certain persons entire platform was that they would “drain the swamp”? REMEMBER THAT?!

Someone tell me not to (or to) get a pixie cut. Please.

It’s true the only thing stronger than hate is love. But collectively hating the same people is the glue that binds a group chat together.

I am “I can’t sleep without a pillow between my legs” years old and I don’t like it.

They say we are a melting pot. A blend of all different kinds of people. They say it but expect everyone to act & behave a certain way. To assimilate. But the thing about soup is that once you add an ingredient it changes the flavor. It ads depth. It can’t go back. Maybe we need more spices.

I am so shocked that the people that insisted on renaming the Gulf of Mexico to America are angry that all of America was represented during the halftime show.

I need Mumford and Sons to have a new scathing folk song on the Sunrise on the Reaping soundtrack.

Remember Obama & VP Biden memes? Remember those times?! I miss those times.

All of it is made but I think being a Gemini, ENFP, 7 is probably the most obnoxious combination of traits possible. Add being a theater kid and flute player and I’m basically intolerable.

The biggest perk of graduating in 2007 is that all of the political punk music that I loved then still applies today. It’s really cathartic to yell sing along to American Idiot, Minority, Teenagers and Killing in the Name of at full blast when I’m alone in the car.

Is there anyone more emotionally volatile than a conservative MAGA man? Remember when they called everyone remotely left of center snowflakes?

I wonder how many people that are angry about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl love going to all inclusive resorts or cruises to Puerto Rico & Central American countries. I bet they never leave their designated space but dance along to all of the music and love all of the food every day.

My son is learning about cells in science. I looked at him and said “mitochondria… the powerhouse of the cell” and he looked genuinely surprised that I knew that. Little does he know the level of sleeper cell fact that will be for the rest of his life.

Shoutout to my co-worker who said they wished that they would “Pick someone that everyone likes” for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. 🫠🙏🤣 I hope your pillow is always just a little too lumpy.

Do people who don’t normally get snow understand the total buffoonery that a parking lot covered in packed snow with no visible lines. Do they know.

Morning by morning. It’s a new day. If you can make it through yesterday you can make it through today. I’m glad you’re here.

Does anyone have good podcast recs for dealing with chronic illness?

My kids keep listening to Hamilton on repeat and they have no idea we are going to see it next month.

What’s the fucking point of the 2nd amendment if the people that most defend it are the militia we are supposed to be defending ourself from and they are free to execute people in the street. There are no rules Nothing matters anymore.

My therapist told me I need to let myself feel sad but instead I’m going to just funnel all feelings in to white hot rage to burn everything down.

Asking for a friend: How many yard / meter sticks do you think the average household has?

If today you are sharing pretty quotes from MLK Jr about having a dream while supporting ICE agents profiling and detaining people based off the color of their skin, what language they speak or if they have an accent or not then get those words out of your fucking mouth.

I promise. We don’t want to see a picture of your significant other in their underwear. That’s weird.

“No keep your awesome beard” -E’s response to Chris Evans shaving his beard in the beginning of Endgame

Of all of the hard health issues I’ve gone through this year, losing my voice and not being able to sing feels the most cruel.