In the modern era, UK has had 6 head coaches and not one of them has a winning record against Louisville. Five of 8 Louisville coaches have winning records against UK.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Red Sox and Yankees on Apple+ in glorious 4k in the height of a September playoff race and the Red Sox have to dress like the Athletics. Just wear the traditional uniforms especially when you play the evil empire!!

🎵My name is Sluka I just threw an I-N-T🎵

🎵My name is Sluka I got sacked on 2nd down🎵

Do people still want Ron English fired? Because the defense is the only reason Louisville is in this game.

It’s beautiful.

My daughter is on a work trip to Costa Rica, I’ve spent the prelude to it talking to her about dinosaurs because the original Jurassic Park was set on an island just off of there. And then in a fit of dadness I googled crime in Costa Rica and by God that was an unforced error.

Harris English looks exactly how you’d picture someone named Harris English to look from head to toe

I think we should replace “have a nice day” or “have a blessed day” with “may your day be another wonderful secret” and then an optional “thank you for your attention to this matter” if you’re feeling it.

Chronic Penis insufficiency!!! Didn’t we learn about that from Stormy Daniels? Oh wait, I heard wrong, it’s venous. Never mind.

I passed a street named Dreams End Drive earlier. That seems like a pretty dire place to live.

At least I don’t have the uniforms to bitch about anymore.

Just start the damn game already

We’ve almost made it through one day of this golf tournament and I have to give LMPD credit, they haven’t arrested a single golfer yet.

When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

I keep seeing these billboards around town promoting Dinosaurs at the Louisville Zoo and all I can think is “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

This should have been their slogan, “Trump 2024, forget about intelligence.”

FFS, is it too much to ask for a supposed billionaire to know where to put the freaking dollar sign????

At least we won’t have any drama today.

This kid never should have been put in this position

I’ve wondered what could be done for years to limit misinformation to Trump voters and someone has finally found a way. Supply them with shitty phones on a shitty network.

Well that was friggin’ incredible.

I’ve not enjoyed watching the US Open this week, if I want to see guys happy about getting a par I can do that with my regular group.

“All time leader in Beaver home runs”

This umpires strike zone is huge

Go Cards!! LFG POUND THE BEAVERS!!!!

Double dog piles for Murray

Racers. Racers? Racers!!

We are all Racers.

My robot vacuum just upgraded its firmware and from the sound it made upon completion you’d think it’s now the Queen of Louisville.

Doing my yearly D-Day watch of Saving Private Ryan and I’m a little surprised there was no Trump post today equating his battle with Musk yesterday to June 6, 1944.

The Ciscar kid is a friend of ours

I cannot stop laughing at “we cannot build bananas in America.”

This man has never been in a argument with a woman, or a relationship, or a vehicle with one.

If your ass hadn't already surmised that the Walking Circus Peanut is in the Epstein Files, then you are a shitty as hell surmiser.

I’m still trying to figure out how the Ole Miss batter could watch that third strike but good job Racers.

My rooting interests in the NCAA baseball tournament today can be boiled down to a combination of letters interrupted by a definitive article, F the SEC.

I think the only time Louisville has swung at a pitch and missed so far was the check swing. They have been constantly making contact

I’ve had to venture into the Knobs for work today and I drove down Spickert Knobs Drive which unfortunately reminded me of the Hawk Tuah girl.

This is going to be like the ‘92 500

Geico has driven this caveman insane.

Banger

It’d be nice if the lunatic in charge would take a day off from being a lunatic.

Dammit. RIP Norm.

I was so confused by this headline and then I realized that Role Model wasn’t a designation, it was an actual person. It turns out that he’s a singer/songwriter whose real name is Tucker Pillsbury. Dude, with that name I am fine with whatever you want to change it to.

All these years later I still can’t imagine going through life with the name Buttafuoco.

That may be the best performance I’ve ever seen by a horse with the possible exception of Secretariat in the Belmont

OMG JOHNATHON HAS A TREE LIMB IN HIS DRIVEWAY IN OKOLONA!