“Free update.”

@bananaslammas.bsky.social “Hey, DK. Guess who’s joining in one of your games.”

“Say no more, Amiga.”

“HECK YEAH, I’M IN DK'S AND DIDDY KONG’S ADVENTURE FOR FREE!”

“Please no, Big N. That’s the last time Diddy Kong had to endure this dead joke.”

“We all are, Amiga. I feel bad Sonic didn’t win anything.”

“Me neither. But it’s always the bias going on...”

“Wait, didn’t Sonic got done dirty by the Oscars as well?”

“Don't get me started on that. Not to mention Geoff got paid by this Druckmann guy 5 years ago.... And I still remember it to this day.”

“Me too... Poor guy had to suffer through Geoff, of all people...”

“What did I miss?”

“Kind!”

“Good. Now do us all a favor and help me clear the allegations Diddy got set up.”

SWN-001 BASS

The servant to the Goddess of Power. Dinraal

“No. The Kremlings gave him a hard time to clear his name from the nasty humans. As for my sister? ...She’s homeless.”

“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”

The Red Prototype PROTOMAN / BLUES

“Why is Cranky beefing with a penguin?”

“...It’s complicated. Diddy is doing well, but for some reason, he falsely got aligned with the messed up people, which I’ve been trying to prove his innocence.”

“No way... Candy, is that you?”

𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.

“Rool got last place? Oh, if only Tiny was here so we can all make fun of him for losing...”

“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”

“Counterpoint: the new DLC Donkey Kong has in his game.”

“I’m surprised DK didn’t get turned into a baby in the new Tennis game. Could it be the power of Seth Rogan flowing through him?”

“Congrats!”

“Oh yeah? Where’s your proof?”

“Ha ha ha... Oops.”

“...I can’t believe Amiga was able to beat Kalypso in a dance challenge where my little sister couldn't!”

....

“You mean my long ponytail hair? ...I thought the discussion of my hair propelling like a helicopter died down. Why do you ask?”

“You rigged my little sister’s right to win.”

𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙊𝘾 𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗮-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼.

“Oh shoot, Amiga is gonna have a dance battle in DDR against Kalypso! If only Tiny was here to see this.”

“Do you know what happened last time with the previous Crystal Coconut you stole?”

“Yes.”

❗ “GIVE THAT BACK.”

Much better.

Please don’t. Not inside my house.

“I won’t stop ya. But my little sister is going to be super ticked when she finds out. Although, she already knew.”

“....”

“Huh. But is it enough to counter Kalypso throws at?”

“Yeah...”

“The Princess of DDR?”

“Oh no. Amiga did NOT just come into contact with Kalypso, has she?”

“You need to be more aware of what stunts Kalypso can pull.”

“She got along with my sister easily.”