Miley Cyrus should actually host the #GRAMMYs next year 🏆

AHHHHH #THETRAITORSUS S3 TIME!!! 🤩

happy new year from me & coco 💞

Crushes are officially OUT in 2025 btw ❌ If it’s not mutual, it’s not worth it. No more investing in people who don’t see the value. And if we do have any crushes, we’re not telling our friends or social media about them in the new year. 🙂‍↕️

my fam skipped Christmas Mass but we did watch Conclave so I think that still counts

leaving milk & cookies out for Luigi tonight in case he feels like coming down my chimney 🍪🥛😌

one of the most satisfying winners and seasons of #survivor EVER

make sure you get tickets for the Dorinda Medley drag brunch btw!!! you’re not gonna want to miss it! 💞👑 #TheTraitorsUS #RHONY www.seetickets.us/dorinda

another trip around the sun 💫 officially 31 today and what a year of big changes and even bigger blessings the first year of my 30s has been 💙 excited to see what the next year will bring 🙏🏻

RuPaul: Tonight, on the runway, we’re joined by the man topping the most wanted list of everyone’s Grindr favorites. It’s Luigi Mangione! Tell me, Luigi. Are you still on the run? Luigi: What can I say, Ru? Just like the bus, I'm still running.

We don’t even need next week’s #Survivor finale. We need to hand that check to Rachel LaMont right this second. 🏆

Bratz would make a trillion dollars if they actually sold the Martha May Whovier doll like… it’s actually THAT serious

a quick-thinking, charming man that’s on the run from the police & has a great nose? let me start drafting up the contract for Luigi Mangione now

Since it’s making its rounds on Twitter today, here’s a little throwback to when I met Demi Lovato at the 2012 Fox Upfronts 😂

As I scrolled through endless thirst, I couldn’t help but wonder… in a world where an assassin can become an instant heartthrob, is shooting your shot the only way to find love?

these parasites WHAT?!

the inevitable #SNL skit of Emil Wakim as Luigi Mangione... I'm ready!!!

A man that routinely takes 3+ days to respond to a text has already followed the shooter on Instagram

an Italian guy being hung isn’t news. it’s tradition. it's like saying the sky is blue or water is wet.

Finding Nemo (2003)

MTV needs to bring back 'A Shot at Love' with Luigi Mangione as the eligible bachelor

your honor, my client luigi mangione is innocent. he was just demonstrating the true power of having "looks that could kill." the only thing criminal is his bone structure.

all prepped for thanksgiving ✅

this mercury retrograde looks brutal... as a Sag with mostly Sag placements, I'm scared for my life

when Scary Movie 6 recreates this scene with Brenda Meeks using her phone to take photos for social media >>>>>>

are people born fergalicious or do they have fergaliciousness thrust upon them

Tinashe invented the concept of holding space open.spotify.com/track/0fj8OH...

Glinda and Elphaba

I'm actually very excited about the Muppets taking over Rock 'n' Roller. The Muppets area was getting kind of stale and I think moving their IP to the coaster is an iconic move. I'll miss Queen Illeana Douglas though. www.usatoday.com/story/travel...

the Wicked soundtrack will be on repeat until the end of time

seated for #WickedMovie 😌💚🩷

every ep of #DWTS is hitting this season

bluesky when it crashed last week:

I don't know how many more social media apps I have left in me.

Based on the #GRAMMYs Best New Artist eligibility, Sophie Ellis-Bextor was really robbed of a nomination this year.

Vincent van Gogh's ear:

Julia Fox introducing Charli xcx to perform 360 is a little bit too iconic... she's really everywhere! she's so Julia! #SNL

the sky:

i keep wanting to open bluesky instead of x

successfully re-following all of my internet crushes on yet another social media app

bluesky has officially escaped the khia asylum

high-key kinda funny we keep referring to bluesky as a "NEW" social media app as if it hasn't been waiting in line since 2023 for people to be active here

Vanity Fair releasing these photos of Glen Powell on the same day as People’s Sexiest Man Alive announcement… they know who the REAL sexiest man alive is!

John Krasinski's been splinched

what a year this week has been

Greta Gerwig pitching Barbie:

"Forget the X-Files! She's starring in the SEX-Files!" "Invader? I hardly know 'er!" "UFO uniforms designed by Stellar McCartney" "Why don't you come down and probe me sometime?!" "I'd love to land on her moon." "I can see her black hole from here." "Why it gotta be black?"

do you think the All Stars 9 girls know about the aliens? are the aliens showing up for the makeover challenge? night of 1000 ETs? guest judges for the Alien Superstar LSFYL?

when are we getting the amelia bedelia cinematic universe