I saw someone else did this and thought I'd do the same. This represents just over 13 years of my career.

I saw a "Border Patrol" vehicle had pulled someone over on the freeway today. The freeway in Orlando. You know, the city that shares a border with exotic, foreign places like Tampa.

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Hey. Your "Student Driver" or "Baby on Board" stickers aren't fooling anyone. Get your lying ass out of the fast lane.

Sinners (the movie) is really good. The one-shot "past and future" scene is a deliciously weird piece of art.

April is Autism Awareness Month. Time for my 2nd "coming out" as a person on the spectrum. 10 years ago, I wrote an article about my life hacks for people like me, and this year, I finally updated it. Maybe you or someone you know will find it useful. Maybe not. Either way, Happy Autism Month!

A.I. helpers are the new Clippy.

Danny and I got a surprise, last minute preview of (most of) Epic Universe today. It was super cool seeing everyone's work (including mine) from the past 7 years. And it is great park with some very cool attractions.

New animation from my side project. Now with aliens.

Florida never ceases to send weird and beautiful things to our yard.

My first attempt at animating this scene didn't work as planned, so I re-animated it. This is much closer to how I imagined it.

Here's the latest animated clip for Nerd Store. Star Trek makes it extra nerdy.

Unsurprisingly, they all come with the same meat.

The hunter.

Nerd Store TV Show's first animated scene. I've still got some glitches to fix and things to figure out, but this is so much closer to what I want it to be.

The restroom BGM at work sent me straight to Whamhalla, shiny and porcelain.

I like that my car warns me about important, if unlikely hazards, like attacks by Starro.

Me, when scammers exceed the legal limit of $5 words in their fake threats.

🎵 "Robots... in the way" 🎵

That time I accidentally got in the right line.

Blep. #blep

Dear Baby Jesus, Thank you for inventing turkey and America. What were the Pilgrims like? I like your sandals. Amen.

I'm not ready for it to be relatively cold.

It's a good feeling when you try to use custom software that you wrote 8 years ago, forgot how it works, panic about it, and then discover that you were such a nerd back then that you wrote a 16 page manual explaining all of it. It's like 2016 me knew that 2024 me would be a lot dumber.

Here's the first commercial for a little thing I worked on for 7 years. Speaking of which, I am available to any friends who need arm candy for the previews.

Kiss me.

You want some tea? That's okay. I'll make some. It's no bother. Sigh.

Have they started calling it Kamalacare yet? Because that would be pretty satisfying on a number of levels.

I am immune to being shamed into reposting because "I bet you won't." That kind of power comes from knowing that all the chain letters I never forwarded should've resulted in my death some time in late 1997.

I appear to be waiting in the right line.

I know who and what I am. reCAPTCHA can take its buses and fire hydrants and go fuck itself.

Apparently, I am in trouble with the law. Enlarge to enjoy my uncivil disobedience.

When you have a colonoscopy, everyone tells you about the trials of the prep, but no one tells you about the competition-level farting that follows it.

I don't want to be a part of the solution. I want to be the entire problem (the assumption being that it pays better).

To Whom It May Concern: If we all agree that the Mensroom floor is yours, will you please stop marking it?

Lately, I use LinkedIn to get mad about every job I want being available only as an internship.

Having only seen the trailer, I had a Rebel Moon-themed dream last night. It had spaceships, robots, weird religions, pew pew, unsurprising betrayals, lots of robes, and, of course, Phoebe from Friends.

I decided to start something new today. I'm doing logos, animated graphics, 3D models, editing, and simple games as a side business. Need something? I'd like to make it for you... mrbr72.wixsite.com/mrbrart

I've come seeking the wisdom of the Old Man in the Couch Blankets.

We boldly go where pretty much everybody has gone before... #NerdStoreTVShow