The Ape King has been diagnosed with something called Chronic Venous Insufficiency. I have assumed for some time, based on how he talks and acts, that he also has a case of something which rhymes with that.

Today, on Substack, I reveal my dad's great secret about advertising open.substack.com/pub/doctorca...

It's late in the day to mention, but over on Substack, I published today, about today. I hope my words are supportive for them of youse wot need it. open.substack.com/pub/doctorca...

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social My wife and I just finished Fall Of The House of Usher. She would only let me keep watching it if I agreed to stop talking like Arthur Pym. All of which to say, you totally crushed it in that.

William Faulkner: history doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes. Time Magazine: hurrrrrrr durrrrr hold our beer

...his brother Mario Mangione was asked if he believed the accusation, and without pausing, said, "Eet's-a heem!".

Lunch with my mom at Cracker Barrel today. In the shop, I saw this hat. Can you believe my wife had the unmitigated gall to say that I didn't need it?

Meanwhile, in the kitchen of the Sparks Nation Canteen, Chef Curly woiks on da boid. youtu.be/bKf7AUlmAok?...

On this day in 1620, Miles Standish told the pilgrims that Chief Massasoit was coming for Thanks-giving, and bringing his son, Prince Phillip, and "...yesse, Prince Phillyp's frende, Mark. Now, *we alle knowe*, but be coole about yt. Okaye? Ye Massasoit...stylle feeles some kynde waye about yt."

So, in addition to being evil, her head is disproportionately large. I wonder if she's like The Elephant Man, and can't sleep lying down. It'd serve her right.

Well, I've been here close to a week but I haven't posted anything. So, uhhhh...here's a picture of myself with Sabrina The Wonder Qat. Enjoy--