This year i was in the top 0.001% of listeners for women

Hey guys, say hi to my first girlfriend! Here we are in Tokyo Lol (She’s so cute 🥰 🥰)

my balls are so sticky from all the glue i've poured on them

paying $10 at mcdonald’s feels worse than losing your life savings gambling in a shitty hotel casino on a native american reservation

good job? more like foot job 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣

listening to mommy asmr with a shotgun in my mouth just to feel something