What's up? Great day, Wednesday. My birthday, I mean. I got a cool pinolith skull and everything!

Wait. Was Hulk Hogan taken out to get The Base distracted because of the Epstein files? HMMMMMMmmmmm

Hulk Hogan died, hey? What a shame, I guess. Anyway...

Today in history...

Today's fact at work...

Locals, Skull Cultist is doing a fun show with Bixlee, Ultraklystron, and Nursehella at the Phoenix Bar on August 1. Come on down and kick ass with us! <3

I got some good news and some bad news. I'll start with the bad news first. The Bad News: Too bad it wasn't sooner. The Good News: Jimmy Swaggart died.

OMFG-- WE HAVE COME FOR YOU

Skull Cutist live! Aug 1, Victoria BC, Phoenix Bar and Grill w/ Ultraklystron, Nursehella, Bixlee Aug 16, Spokane, WA, Big Dipper, w/ Rabbit Junk, Lost Masters Sep 4, Seattle, Funhouse, w/ Selofan, Cortlandt Alley Oct 10, Spokane, WA, w/ Leaether Strip, Cervello Elettronico, Mortal Realm More TBA

Always remember: HISTORY IS A MOTHERFUCKER Enjoy the feedback loops, friends!

Remember, kids, if their listed socials occupation thing says "Self-Employed Entrepreneur", you can safely discard anything they say outright. :)

This is the greatest thing the Canadian Monarchy has done: Given a Governor General's Literary Award to a book about a human woman having a sexual affair with a bear.

So, what are those right-wing weirdos gonna do when ACTUAL violent riots break out? Oh, yeah, that's right: They will most probably be the ones doing the violent rioting. (Maybe. Most of them are all talk and memes.)

A deep irony of my life is that I'm a pro-level editor/copywriter* and I still can't take my EPK completely seriously. I do hope those that read it are amused, at the very least. (*Meaning I have made my living doing these things at points in my existence as a human worm baby.)

Eeeee! Very much excite to be playing with Rabbit Junk and Lost Masters in Spokane, WA on August 16th! Plus, Lost Masters will be doing guest vox on anew track-- only performed live in Spokane! This will also be a The Road trip for me and my sons haha (Family joke, but also a road trip!)

Got some much needed hang time with my buds, @false-edge-cuts.bsky.social! <3

It's weird to me that it's more to ship the same package to western Oregon or the Seattle area from here in Victoria, BC than to Florida or New York.

My Skull Cultist SEIZE THE MEANS shirts are up on Bandcamp! Come get some (if you like). :) skullcultist.bandcamp.com/merch/skull-...

Do not revile the pacifists. Do not condemn the peacemakers. For it will be they who embrace us and calm us once we are done with our shovels.

I missed a whole time period of posting on here because I was in Seattle for a week for Mechanismus Festival. It was fucking awesome, by the way. How's everyone doing?

I am SO excited for October! I'm playing with Leaether Strip, Cervello Elletronico, and Mortal Realm in Spokane! Eeeee! Okay, I should save some of the excitement for next week, when Skull Cultist plays Mechanismus Festival in Seattle.

I recall a guy in high school that was pretty husky, covered in pimples, wasn't very clever, and was below average looking. He would openly mock others for their weight and looks. Honestly, it made no sense. Anyway, that dude might as well be the POTUS now.

I truly enjoy combining favourite pastimes.

Yooooooo, it me!

I just read a thread where the majority of commenters were arguing against Arabic numerals being used in school. It's weird to see a joke meme become real. America is cooked, y'all.

When you hire Skull Cultist.

Hey everyone, you want a good joke before I go to bed? Yeah? Okay, here goes... Pete Hegseth. Thank you! Thank you! Have a good night.

I'm a type 1 diabetic. I have ADHD. I'm autistic. I have lupus. I have Parry Romberg Syndrome. I have other issues. And yet, I'm in way better shape and have a better life than RFK Jr. And yet, he wants his Eugenics Gestapo to come after me and people like me. Glad I moved to Canada.

Years and years ago, I said something like "If they all become like Michelle Bachmann, everything is truly fucked." And now, here we are, living within the Bachmann Book, if you will. Fun.

At least it's not the usual sofa photo sent from the family.

Had a great time in Nanaimo BC on Saturday! Darrian's first gig with Skull Cultist was flawless. And Landscape Body Machine and Eva X slayed. Perfect venue, promoter, and DJ. I like to think of this as a middle finger of love. Victoria on the 27th and Vancouver on May 9th! (Photo by LBM)

I just want to note that me, my partner in life-crimes, and my oldest son have the autism. We pay our taxes, live vibrant, awesome lives, my oldest just got his certification in Horticulture, I have a history degree, and my partner is a successful hair stylist and artist rad mom. DIAF, RFK Jr.

Speaking of Easter, at the rate I'm going, it'll be next Easter when "Groveling Worship Machine" is released. Sigh.

Easter means nothing to me but holiday pay. When people say "Happy Easter" (which is, honestly, very rare), I just go "Sure, okay. Same to you." There could never be an Easter ever again, and I don't know if I'd even notice.

Folks, the second Fyre Festival was cancelled. Or postponed or something. I know, I know: Shocking. Wait. PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS? Dang, dude. This kinda explains human history in a nutshell.

Good news! 4chan is fUxx0red. consequence.net/2025/04/4cha...

You know, people like the Nazis existed before the Nazis, and so it stands to reason that groups of people will be like the Nazis again. Humans somehow think that they're not the same pain-by-numbers schtick on repeat, yet here we are. Humans are a karmic ouroboros. Karma isn't real; but humans are

Speaking of history, I always cry-laugh when people talk about history like it's all in the past, like history isn't the same cycles over and over and over. My friends, you are living in history, as history happens, and can see the history that will happen. Good luck.

Them: "I think I'm going to have an academic focus on history." Me: "Do you like alcohol?" Them: "Not really." Me: "You will."

I won't lie, I kinda miss 1d4chan. But, then again, I just read the news and it's like having the knock-off version.

Void Signal has come, this time with @skullcultist.bsky.social. Find the interview live now anywhere podcasts haunt, and catch me performing w/ SC opening night of Mechanismus. #skullcultist, #stevesaunders, #mechanismus, #voidsignal Here: tinyurl.com/vsskullcultist or anywhere podcasts worship.

Note: I'm pretty sure I can play Bannerlord for 25 hours straight, but that's about it. What a fucking legend that Cory Booker is.

In Canada, April Fool's Day is illegal. To engage in such activities nets you a 145 dollar fine and a suspension of coupon and sales for no less than one year.

I always laugh when I see Americans complain about gas prices. Like, have you seen the gas prices here? Like 6-7 bucks a gallon. It just seems like less because it's in metric, which is Linear A for Americans.

Third term, hey? Yo, you remember that Alex Garland film from way back in 2024? Life imitates art, I suppose. Buckle up and get a shovel. Gonna be a fun few years.

Earlier, I was shopping, and whilst picking up broccoli, I couldn't get the bag open to put it in. Smooth fingertips from bloodsugar-testing, alas. But the staff member who helped me was covered in Warhammer tattoos, and we nerded out. He listens to the Galaxy in Flames podcast we do, which is neat.

"AH! Where did you come from?" "We are DOGE!" "Oh. And just what is DOGE?" "We're the Department of Government Efficiency." "Efficiency? It's not very efficient." "Well, it IS a government department, after all." The Monty Python-like comedy just writes itself.

Lest we forget that Canada has always been the frog, and the United States the scorpion.

Ah, the Ides of March. On this date a year ago, some dingaling released their very own public self-assassination. CARPE MODUM STULTITIAE, I guess. Remember, success is indeed the best revenge.

Local to Victoria, BC? Well, Goth Nite is back, you mothertruckin' rivet-draculas. We'll be playing only the finest in goth, industrial, EBM, and darkwave. Come get some. It'll be at Downbeat downtown on 22 March. I recommend a presale ticket, so Google "goth nite downbeat".