My local councillor was copied on an email complaint to the property manager today and is ALL OVER IT. Even meeting residents this week. I love democracy (we have elections this week)

Not now Brooklyn Beckham, we’re busy with *gestures wildly* all this shit and Heated Rivalry

Intelligence isn’t always helpful kids #celebritytraitors

I am definitely too old to be emotional about this. But Harry only having 2 good memories by Prisoner of Azkaban always just crushes me. (Yes, it’s on itv)

To be Egyptian is to think everyone else’s ancestors are small and weak. Screengrab stolen from @scientits.bsky.social

Something familiar about the board…

Not to be salty on main but the Greeks have been warning everyone about the Turkish government for at least 5 years

Craig David has really fallen off.

Last night I dreamt that Theresa May ran for leadership of the Tory party, how’s your mental health?

What a day to bench Porro #mcitot

Forgot to cancel workout class so now must go. A tragedy in 3 parts

If anyone needs me, I’ll be hiding on instagram in a pile of KDrama reels

“Have you heard of this cool thing?” Says my friend innocently, not knowing that they’ve accidentally curated my personality for the next 6 months

So that's it then. Redundancy I have until mid-January to find another job. If anyone knows about SQL jobs (developer, optimisation, design, all sorts, currently specialised on Snowflake but have plenty of experience in other fields), let me know. Due to this, available now... #sqlfamily

Watching the Simpsons and realising that the Canyonero jingle might be the best car ad of all time.

Marvel: We might bring back RDJ to revive the franchise we broke Sunak: holy shit lads

What? What?! WHAT?!

Almost feel bad for Cleverly, having to walk alongside Braverman st the Cenotaph

Crazy to think there’s a whole world of Goblet of Fire fans who don’t know Barty Crouch once won an award for keeping the same broom for 20 years

Christmas can hang on. November is Doctor Who month, thank you.

My favourite thing about Bluesky so far is people celebrating their faves joining. Like a mini reunion 🥰

[Okay, first post on a new platform has to be clever] Anyway, here’s wonder wall. [crap]