at work chilling in the hallway and i can hear a kid whisper-singing the peaches song from the mario movie in the bathroom

apartment searching as freelance musicians is so demoralizing.. like sorry not all our income comes from a single paystub, and that we have to make noise at home to be good at our profession wish us luck and good vibes pls 💚

looking for a social scientist who works on the integration of science and art to potentially collaborate with! reply to this or shoot me a dm!

gross income?? ewwww 🤮🤮

hey there’s a new bill that makes it harder for millions of eligible voters to vote. tell your congress person to vote NO on the SAVE Act: act.standupamerica.com/letters/no-o...

notable bumper stickers: my cat is smarter than your honor student let me merge, my dad is dead boy mom

shoutout to whoever put up the “stop driving n*zi cars” sign over the 110 north in downtown

also my mom: are you going to whatcha call it today..? me: you mean work? yea

it's so weird to remember that there is one side of politics that has all the doctors, all the scientists, all academics, all the teachers, and yet half of america is like "nah i actually like the billionaire who shits his pants and talks like a homeschooled 6th grader"

left my room to find my mom watching the somebody i used to know music video at 11:45pm

Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

saw a baby turtle for the first time in minecraft and immediately 2 wolves started attacking it so i had to k*ll them. it all happened so fast i cried 😭

is a dick a tube?

idk if this makes me a bad person but one of the musicals i’m doing opens tn and it’s not gonna be great…i’ll be fine but the kids and instructors don’t have high standards; so i invited my musical theater/fellow pit musician bf tn so he can see what i’ve been complaining to him about for weeks 🫢

playing 3 musicals over the next month and a half we are so up

may every trans child grow into a trans adult

mambo no. 69

prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of ballad of big nothing by elliott smith

bf just called a post on here: a blusky

babies

so proud of all my coworkers who played in the game awards orchestra :)

the 2 genders

happy friday

i love having nothing to say. i’m just here i purely exist

happy halloween :) here are my 3 costumes this year 👻

lowkey trying to save up for a car LOL i’m most of the way there but would be eternally grateful if anyone wants to help me out for cute little items in return 💚

this is today, pray for me

poop tuah

fr getting paid to look for cars online rn (i have no students today)

hi butterfly app look at these babies

been playing in les mis last weekend and this weekend with friends and it’s been v fun this is exactly what i wanna be doing 🥲

i love getting a free jar with my pasta sauce

hai

nospace is so freaking weird

i love getting a free jar w my pickles