I love you Keir Starmer, I am the only Starmerist I believe in reformism but only with Keir Starmer at the helm you may have no viable electoral base but you will always have me :))

Just found out my partner of 42 years doesn’t watch anime. Welp… back in the dating pool…

And THIS is why I don't recommend eating cereal without a napkin...

the main thing this website is missing is a kickass robot that thinks it's hitler

As a child, you idolise Link As an adult, you realise the wisdom of Harkinian, peace, and dinner, really are what all true warriors strive for

so cool..

they should invent a third category of meat to go with red and white meat, maybe blue meat to celebrate the French revolution I wonder if that's what tuna is already, important question

[Q] Are you cruel or kind? ♥ [A] I'm kind. :) [2008]

and adult men who some would call "Nintendo Adults." I am one of those Nintendo adults, and I do not appreciate being depicted as a soyjack who simply enjoys the wonder and beauty of Nintendo intellectual property. I can't believe that someone who has dedicated himself so such fandoms as Bluey 2/?

every day I am torn between a childlike love for the world and everything and everybody in it and a paralytic despair at the horrid state of the world as it really is one of the two has to win, or not? maybe they turn into a cooler middle thing, something to do with dialectics I guess

fun fact: unlike most enjoyers of "posts" I don't get my jokes from petit-bourgeois artisanal comedy mines, I astrally project to the Domain of Pure Wisdom where I retrieve only the most slightly-above-mediocre of jokes from the Akashic records. met Thoth there he's not as nice as they say he is

wonder what life is like for people who are like really really into star wars, probably pretty space-age I bet. wonder if they'll get replaced by AI too

god I wish I was quirky, it must be so cool to be a little weird, a bit "out there", an unashamed eccentric

going to start posting again - got my skull checked at the phrenologist's office and they said it was my calling in life

BREAKING NEW FROM POP TREND

you couldn't make blazing saddles today because someone would probably say "hey they already did that, that was a movie they already made before called blazing saddles my Mel Brooks" and then everyone would be angry at you

just told my 10yo daughter about #popefrancis. she had tears in her eyes. and then she did the wakanda pose and said "#popekanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that i can celebrate.

turns out the consent to governance by the whole public body and the rule of law were made up the whole time and the bourgeois state and its prisons, armies and taxes all exist to defend the right to private property and the right to purchase labour-power, oops vote really hard maybe that fixes it?

the history of all hitherto existing society really was the history of struggle between good and bad people the whole time moralism is such a terrible waste of a healthy anger at the horrors of the world

man I hate it when the national body is divided, thankfully our war heroes will restore the honour of our sacred people

day in the life of a mental health:.. Wake up (11am) - 4 reps Mental Health Awareness rap Breakfast/Lunch (1pm) - eat 5 hamburgers and drop 10 reps of the Mental Health Awareness rap Psychiatric Appointment (2pm) - try to explain "rap" to my therapist Bed at 3am and repeat

🧵1/? An open letter to DOUG BOWSER and VLADIMIR PUTIN: I used to be the number one fan of "Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games" for the Wii U, I would play it for hours every day, even my wedding was themed around Mario and Sonic making love on Sochi's beautiful slopes.

Stab in the back myth (Left-liberal version) 🤯

Triangle lovers, Square fans, Rectangle enjoyers, we don't see eye to eye on much, sometimes it's hard to even remember we are all fans of the same thing (shapes), but we all have one thing in common we oppose the plot by woke society to introduce "heart" and "star" into the OFFICIAL list of shapes

I'm making a tierlist of types of people that purchase their means of subsistence by being paid to alienate their labour power, sorting them from most proletarian to least. Jobs done by tough guys with hammers are more proletarian than service workers (no hammer), right? Just making sure, I'm new.

I was throwing a dart at a map to decide what kind of communist I'm going to be from now on, anybody on here know what kind of communist thinks Oman is AES?

By causing internet leftists to become very annoying and thereby driving a disillusioned few of them away and into Marxism, this man has achieved more for the Real Movement (TM) than most will in their lifetime. I ♥️ propaganda of the deed I ♥️ terrible man theory

If you aren't dissociated for at least four hours a day you're an opportunist. What are you doing with all that time, falsifying?

I'm the guy on the left (moralism denier, nothing is morally good)

Still waiting for Marx to drop Capital volume 4, he said he had planned for it in this preface. Hopefully he's okay and doesn't have writer's block, just making sure it's perfect.

My daily routine as a Real Movement enjoyer: 10:00: Wake Up 14:00: Read Theory 14:10: Open reddit to find MLs to screenshot 18:00: Go on Amazon and leave one-star reviews on every product that just say "commodity" 20:00: Heckle at NYC-DSA "Trots and Thots" speed dating event 05:00: Go to bed

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