Dear Fellow Citizens! I hope you're not angry that I’ve taken more than 15 years of your lives, turned Hungary into the poorest country in the EU, I'm going to disappear with the money, and there’s NOTHING you’ll be able to do about it. vo

In my March 15th speech, I called politicians, judges, journalists, civil organizations "BUGS." I hereby apologize! From the bottom of my heart, I beg for forgiveness for being misunderstood! I was not calling them bugs, but rather EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME!

So my government gives inflation a new name every month...But seriously! February: Surprise inflation March: Lightning inflation April: Turbo inflation May: Apocalypse inflation June: Quantum inflation July: Black hole inflation (nothing escapes!) August: Multiverse inflation

Today at 18:45 European time whatever, I will desperately try again to publish the Russian kompromat that has taken me hostage and so make all my actions clear. only on Twitter/X.

Today at 18:35 European Time whatever I will try again publish my russian kompromat which holds me hostage only on Twitter/X

Today at 18:25 European Time whatever I will publish my russian kompromat only on Twitter/X

In the long sweep of history, no Hungarian Prime Minister will be more reviled and hated than me. I will be seen as a criminal perversion of the office, a low, vile, and reprehensible traitor to our ideals and the Republic. My family members will change their names or flee.

Having dismantled NATO from within, I am now left out of the new security alliance being formed in London. I remain a master strategist

Today, I ban Pride; tomorrow, it's your turn™️

“Justice is not for sale” In an unprecedented move, thousands of judges, court staff and supporters marched to the ministry of justice in #Budapest on Saturday to protest for judicial independence, freedom of expression for judges and better pay. Photos: Zsolt Reviczky/HVG

Magyarország 2.0 tdi

Today at three o'clock, I will deliver my traditional annual evaluation speech about Hungary, but Moscow has not sent the speech yet 😭😭😭😭

My team is desperately trying to convince me that most Hungarians can't even pronounce the words "guruló hrivnyák."

Promises for five days straight. 🧵

Sometimes, I secretly wish Kamala had won.

Today, one year ago, the Clemency Case broke out in Hungary, which WILL ULTIMATELY bring about my DOWNFALL.

But by some miracle I am still richer than Jeff Bezos

A mai napon billent meg az ország

When you're nervous in front of your handler

New polls ! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Tisza is nowhere! (5%!!!)

You can't stop our future! The Patriots for Europe fraction currently holds circa one-eighth of the parliamentary seats, but soon IT WILL GROW to one-ninth, or even one-tenth❗️❗️❗️❗️ Check-mate libtards❗️

Soon I need to go out for a ☕

As me and Trump promised: The war ends today❗️🕊️

Anyone can say anything: IT'S A TRAGEDY THAT I AM NOT IN THE FRONT ROW 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Well, I am not well!

I pray that Zsolt will not switch side 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Day 52 continuous, and day 82 overall. New, free and fair elections. The release of the regime prisoners. #terrorinGeorgia #GeorgiaProtests

I cannot attend Trump's inauguration ceremony because I have more important things to do!!! At that day I will be in Budapest to assess the results of the Hungarian EU Presidency of the last six months

Dear Citizens, During the vote counting process for the 2026 Hungarian parliamentary elections, the servers responsible for this task are expected to shut down for approximately 20 minutes due to a technical issue of an INDETERMINABLE cause. Thank you for understanding!

Background information: Lázár WILL DO EVERYTHING HE CAN to get rid of this job.

Yes, the news is true! From now on, you can travel by trains and buses at half price! 💪💪💪🏆💪💪💪

It just occurred to me that this whole thing I've been doing could end up in a criminal prosecution

I'm glad about this; I need him at home during these difficult months.😭😭😭

When you pay this year's personal income tax soon, please remember that I have already considered New Zealand as a destination for me and my family!

Many complain when abroad, others turn their back on them with HATE upon learning they're Hungarian. MY GOVERMENT is working 7/24 to ensure this never happen again to our citizens by permanently closing our borders

The sad thing is that all the bribed Westerners are gobsmacked when they "find out" on Twitter that they work for me.

A beatiful life in 4 pictures

2026 will be a fantastic year!

Happy 2025! It will be terrible 🎉🕊️🏆🎉

I still can't get over the fact that the 2025 New Year's greetings speech will be given to Hungarians by Peter Magyar

Words about me rn: humiliate fall into a trap get stuck get caught get entangled in something fall flat on one's face screw up burn oneself hit a wall mess up

It’s getting a bit tiresome, but let’s repeat it again and again! Never, at no time, not for a single year, day, hour, minute, or second, have I worked for any company. I’ve never do "Meló" anywhere. Fanny Kaminski, please stop this nonsense with my Facebook posts! It’s embarrassing! vo

1 240 000 000 000 HUF

This is the last time my son-in-law can talk to the press about my wealth. Actually, this is the last time he can talk to the press. Actually this is the last time he can talk.

💶💰Often referred to by critics of Viktor Orbán as “Orbán’s wallet,” his childhood friend Lőrinc Mészáros has doubled his wealth in just a year to €3.1 billion, maintaining his position as Hungary’s richest man, according to Forbes Hungary. “Maybe I’m smarter than Zuckerberg,” he once famously said.

At this very moment, I have to hide my unbridled anger over the fact that Péter Magyar and the Tisza Party are more popular than me.

I’m so, so jealous that he will go to Moscow, I can’t even express it! I hope he fails.

Let's admit it, I am genius in everything! Everything and anything in the whole world! Only the Hungarians' fridge is empty.