on tha puter

i feel like the new fire starter is like. kinda boring. not gonna lie they dont feel like a pokemon i swear this just looks like an orange dog

I like the Japanese Emperor Caterpillar #oc

your execution date is tomorrow

#sundaybundaysketch WAH #bhopart

*honks at you aggressively*

i open my hand and approximately 20 bees begin to swarm you. they dont sting theyre drying to get the salt in your sweat

Sorry.

cavemen seeing fire for the first time

@pokeyis.gay how does this make you feel

this is what mario kart wii karts look like when youre looking at them pre-race

That crunchy roll not only has used subtitles made using gen ai lately but when they bought out funimation and then deleted people's copies of products while almost doubling the price Yall gonna learn today that bluesky is not a place you can come on if you've been a shitty company

please do send me more funny cougar images. i only have like. 2

cougars arent loved nearly enough as their other "big cat" cousins and i think thats extremely unfair i, for one, think cougars are the best big cat... im making one...

@gotelover.bsky.social YOU REPOSTED LIKE 50 RALSEI THINGS AT ONCE MY WHOLE FOLLOWING LIST IS JUST RALSEI GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

hey flowey whats the 9th letter of the alphabet

sometimes I be talkin and suddenly I just see the parappa the rapper "U rappin' awful!" UI just manifest in the corner of my vision.

welcome to the bathroom

you still pickin at that? y' only ate the good part...

one follower away from 300 dunno what im gonna do for the milestone but expect a funny

ive been laughing at this image for the past 6 minutes please help

my whole tl is full of people canceling their discord nitro subscriptions. this is good :]

Hey, for some reason we can’t trust that you’re an adult anymore, even though you’ve been using our platform since 2016, so give us your drivers license. It’s ok we definitely won’t keep it :) Actually, you don’t need to, we’ve been spying on you with AI this whole time! Isn’t that nice?

this is a data leak WAITING to happen. fuckin hate corporations i swear

🎨 Share your OC Boundaries 🖌️ Is Fanart okay? FUCK YEAH 💞 Is shipping okay? if im in on it why not 👀 🖋️ Is fanfic okay? depends on what it is ig ♊️Can other’s draw their OC’s with yours? absolutely! :] 🙅‍♀️ NSFW? only if i know you *really* well. and i mean like. really REALLY well 🤖 AI? fuck off

Still

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oh yeah mode vs oh no mode

"overpopulation will KILL us" "declining birthrates will KILL US" alright buster which one fucking is it then

im Always doing this

The 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 squeaks at you. The 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 squeaks at you. The 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 squeaks at you. The 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 rolls around on the floor. The 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 squeaks at you. The 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 sniffs at a rock. The 𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 squeaks at you. The 𝐤𝐨𝐛

why is the clean furry art tag by furrylist literally ABUNDANT with "questionable-at-best" furry art went on it for one second and saw a furry with a bulge i just want to see fluffy animals not someones boner :[

when you pass by adult swim on the tv searching for a specific channel

investors are so fucking dumb good lord

#deer 🦌

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I’d love for a Pokémon daycare update system where ur Pokémon occasionally send u pictures of them playing or eating and a little caption saying “hi mama I miss u look at my bal “

i just think ceos, landlords, and politicians should make more public appearances without bodyguards for no reason in particular

the evil ass itch on your back that you cant reach and that doesnt go away even after you get a back scratcher

whenever someone says "keep furry weird" i always have to wonder "how weird do you mean" cuz on a surface level i agree. "furry" should remain untainted by outside norms and brands... but typically people saying that are the same people who defend cub and feral or spam brands with furry porn.

that funky feeling when someone youve been following for a while randomly decides to become a fetish account

2 at least when i have this fluffy dork as my pfp anyways