One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

Walking past Mrs K’s new craft corner makes me smile. Yeah yeah…. Posted before but makes me smile.

Why are the sane people shot?

It's been almost a month since Mrs K left, and I haven't upgraded my motorcycle or my car. Kudos to me.

The Stargate water event horizon was created for the 1994 film using practical effects: a water tank, air cannons, and specialised lighting to create a "puddle" effect. This method allowed for a realistic, shimmering look that was later adapted for television, creating the iconic, watery barrier.

1 day 21 hours 44 minutes 50 seconds till Mrs K Lands

Because Jesus. This is disgusting.

PM Carney when asked about the SOTU address: “I didn’t watch it.” 😂😂👏👏

Waiting outside the cafe, a lady starts a conversation. What are your contemplating? Me. How stupid the road side signage is for this cafe. What does “VGH open” mean with unreadable cafe?!? Needs to say CAFE!!! I don't need a VGH. Me. What brings you here? Them. I own the cafe. 😲

I'm going out for a few drinks with a mate Friday night. Last night before Mrs K gets home.

When at the coffee machine at work, I'm going to randomly say this and let it hang.

We don't fear the ignorant getting smart. We fear the ignorant getting scared.

I made burgers and chips. Yum.

2 days 23 hours 07 minutes 36 seconds to go...

Worked from home. Had a day full of meetings, including having to present a design to the working group. Got it through this week. Relief. Started at 7 am. Finished just before 4 pm. How was your day?

A world leader that can articulate clearly?? WHAT THE?? It's almost like there is a glimmer of hope.

The Streisand effect in action.

Instead of listening to more lies from the president, join Suzanne Bonamici and me tonight at 6pm for a telephone town hall. Stream it live: https://bonamici.house.gov/live #orpol #TownHall#StateOfTheUnion

DM tonight trying to sell Jesus to me. Summary. Jesus is love. Accept him, and you will go to heaven. Me. What if I'm a pedophile? Can instill go to heaven? Them. No. Me. I send 20 or so send links to USA GOP protecting pedo examples. How about this one? Or this one? Them blocked.

My workout tonight. I'll And stretch.

Been looking for low-effort pets. I think I will settle on snails.

I'm naked and my ankles are sore again. Need help. No weirdos.

Mr 21. Why are these in dryer? Been wondering for years. Me. It is my lame attempt to keep your washing separated as you both try to shove more than the dryer can handle. Mr 21. But those balls will take up more space?!? Me. Ffs.

Things that shit me off about Sci-fi movies 1) Gravity is ok on planets and ships 2) Breathable air 3) Aliens are bad 4) Blackholes are always Einstein-Rosen bridges 5) Women always / usually have sexy clothes 6) Other shit I can't think of

DM. Your posts are all over the place. You are @#$@# up. (Edited). Me yes. Them. Blocking you. Me... YOU ARE BLOCKED. .. LOL.

I've never dyed my hair. Head or other. I have a few days before Mrs K is back.

A great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.

I'm trying to map some database tables for a sensitive information update at work. There is no documentation and no clear linking of id_ fields. Got it done today. An Enterprise Architect... Yeah, we should have done this 26 years ago and keep it up to date. Looking for jobs. HIRE ME.

But Jesus?

BOOOO YA!

I still have a few days before Mrs K gets home to get all the things I "NEED".

I needed this.

This is sickening. FFS. The entitled protecting the entitled.

3 days 22 hours 40 minutes 52 seconds Till Mrs Lands.

Mr 24 "borrowed" my music studio amp and bookshelf/monitor speakers when I was overseas around 6-7 years ago. Gets the uber setup today. Me. Can I get my studio stuff back now? Mr 24. I thought they were mine now? Sigh...

My stepfather passed away last year. My mother is downsizing the ridiculous house she has alone now. Mr 24 went down today and got all the good gear from the media room. He is a pig in mud.

Psychologist. Do you hear voices? Me. How else do people talk to me?

Long day in the office. Didn't ride as it pissed down as I got up. Being wet all day in Kevlar jeans is not nice. Got some stuff done, but I hate my job. Who needs an experienced functional and solutions architect? Ping me.

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

Wow.

At lease Harry and Meghan have not been in our feeds. Oh crap. I just put Harry and Meghan in our feeds. Sorry.

I thought the Royals didn't carry money? Awkward much? Do I pay her now sir?

39% of people need discernment training.

I just reached behind me to turned off my bedside lamp. For these and other exercise tips follow me

Coworker. Do you need to be so blunt. Me. Yes.

Brother. Mother is trying to downsize the five bedroom four bathroom, media room granny flat pool room and another utilities house. Needs to get rid of xyz including stuff in media room. Me. Tell tell the boys. Ffs. Why do they manipulate me into being the middleman. 1/2

A lady at work has a new Tesla. She is so excited. Me.. You should have bought a Polestar. Or BYD, or a Datsun. Her. WTF?

We need more people like this. Wow.

I just ordered strip mahjong for Mrs K and me. Should be fun.