Dog I'm just eating, the task requires zero dogs. The pack is not in danger 😆 🤣

Look I'm not actually trynna TPK but if I created an encounter I warned y'all was designed for you to run away from and you DON'T, your PCs blood isn't on my hands.

I don't call it a backlog. I call it my digital museum of bad financial decisions.

Me: Imagine being afraid of me and I'm just in my room making a video of me trying inedible substances in my room Florida Man: That. . . WOULD be intimidating Me: Oh

Financially stable or mentally stable? Well which one? I can’t be both. At least now I can afford to keep the therapist on retainer.

why are they called porn bots and not intrusive thots