The more you look at it, the better it gets.

Mood

Me looking at the news tonight.

Your not just dating him but also his labubu

Found my first 'adult item' today when I was on x-ray.

When you realize you keep getting compared to Johnny Bravo at work.

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/

FIRE!

That awkward moment when you realize you're at the adult table when you go to family get togethers.

Good news! Scheduling realized that I, and a dozen other people, actually do exist.

Today at work, I discovered that I, along with a bunch of other people, don't exist according to scheduling. That's fun.

This week's #TheMuppets70 GIF of the Week celebrates Mahna Mahna and The Snowths!

Coworker to former supervisor who trained me, "He's one of the better ones!" Supervisor, "HA! Once they're off the training lane, they aren't my problem." Me, "I am...?" I feel like I barely know what I'm doing on like 5/7 stations.

That awkward moment when you're watching a show, and they reference the song that was only slightly more influential than the Enlightenment movement in the late 17th century.

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" indeed.

Random person when we're using puppies and they can't use a bin, "Where do I put my cellphone and wallet?" Me, completely deadpan, "Your luggage." The number of people who don't realize they can put more things in their bags worries me. My one solace is that it's not just Americans who ask that.

Co worker, "You need to be more dignified, like Diana." Me, super offended, "I could NEVER be her!"

When you help out with an event at your old job.

Me on x-ray, *pulls kid's bag.* Kid, "Mom, they pulled my bag." Mom, "Oh, it's probably because of your water bottle that's OBVIOUSLY empty." Ron Howard out of nowhere, "It was not." The mom clearly said it for me to hear.

Today at work, someone told me, "I'm ugly for a Julie." I don't know how to take that.

We are horrible people.

MFW no one remembers what our normal game night plan is because we either haven't had it since May or haven't had a normal night in forever.

Former coworker I saw today, "You definitely seem happier now." My mouth, "Thanks!" My brain, "Oh god, how miserable was I when I was here...?"

I love the Bristol Renaissance Fair.

Today at work, I discovered my fingerprints are too precious to be classified and will become a national treasure.

Without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?

If I'm ever in charge of anything, one of the first rules I'm implementing will be no microwaving fish in the breakroom.

Today at work, we debated what counts as a cheeseburger.

When the supervisors get all passive-aggressive with each other on the radio.

Passenger, "I have an eleven year old." Me, "Congratulations...?"

*Coworker does a thing.* Me, "That's cheating." Coworker, "Don't do what I do." I hate how this is a returning theme.

Ok, never expected Judge Judy to be on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Another great password is "login". See, they are expecting you to use "password" as the password, which is very common, but they won't guess "login".

I got to meet Rod Blagojevich today.

That awkward moment when you haven't punched in yet, and you suddenly hear what sounds like a barbarian growling. Well, I'm off the clock for 10 more minutes, so it's not my problem.

It's before 10 am, all these places shouldn't be too busy... I was so wrong.

I'm officially known as 'The silly one' at work now. So that's good.

Dear general public, Please don't bribe me when I'm on the clock at the airport.

That awkward moment when you realize you don't know who your direct supervisor is.

Goodbye, international terminal at O'Hare. If I'm honest... I won't miss you.

Me, "It's ok, everything will get better February 31st." Coworker, "What happens then?" Me, "Oh... Bless your heart."

Work this week: youtu.be/wCF3ywukQYA?...

Apparently, I'm on the 'bad side' of my street. Good to know.

Oh joy. I get to keep my job

Coworker A, "You look like you got no sleep last night. What's keeping you up, V?" Coworker V, locking eyes with me from across the room, "John." Naturally, I just winked.

Bunnies, please be safe.

Bunny is slowly moving out of my backyard. How dare they. That means they might leave me at some point.

These I'm ok with being called vintage. Although classics would be more appropriate.

Lombard Vintage Fest made me feel old... GameCube games should not be considered vintage just yet.