I have now built my own notes and todo list app and I have single-handedly fixed this problem for myself

There are TOO MANY METHODS of two-factor authentication. This is madness

I cut onions without contacts in for the first time in 20 years and holy shit I lost my superpower, this sucks

I bought a beach house that came furnished and this is my favorite find so far

Just some birds hanging out on the beach

Please let my taxes go to more cool space shit

About 90 minutes until nuclear war and the President is just throwing out endorsements for local and state elections. He's fired off 29 of these in the last two hours

Getting a robot massage??

@ferries.wsdot.wa.gov why does the Puyallup smell kind of like a barn but the Wenatchee and Tacoma don’t

A quick update to everyone in my replies saying "Puka didn't know it was anti-semitic, he was just memeing": lol. lmao even. www.tmz.com/2026/03/24/p...

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

This feels like a neg

Did Schneider forget that it was Daylight Saving yesterday or something

You're telling me we traded DK, cut Tyler, AND traded Geno???? what are we doing

First of many roles opening up on a new project for a Senior Systems Designer. Bluesky game folks don’t seem to be mobile-y, but if you’ve got experience or interest in mobile, hit me up. #gamejobs www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...

Which one of you is this

Got told I look like a young Tom Brady at a sushi place in Vegas. I told him I won a Super Bowl more recently

Halftime Show

Going through photos on the plane. Forgot about this one

Hotel lobby in San Jose

😎

Well, we’ve got our first Patriots fans to leave

They’ve already played the Malcom Butler pick in the pregame video

Let’s go

Talked to an ESPN reporter in the hotel bar Seahawks players have been locked in this week. No phones. Focused. Patriots players have been loose and having a good time. This is my on-the-ground re-reporting 🫡

Flight to San Jose is 80% Seahawks gear One guy with a patriots hat just sheepishly walked in and got booed by the whole plane

MAGAMind

You guys. Tickets secured. I'm going to the Bad Bunny concert.

With the Senior Bowl next week and the Hawks going to the Super Bowl, does this mean that we're finally marked SAFE from a Schneider geriatric overdraft?

I believe that Sam Darnold will be the first NFL quarterback to play for the Jets and subsequently throw a pass in the Super Bowl since Joe Namath (1968, Super Bowl III)

Four yards between us and glory

Me four hours ago: oh no Lock might play Me now: yessss Lock is playing

🐴 🐔 🔒

Ahahahahha

Do we not get it where we sacked him on 4th?

How long until ICE is using this www.cnn.com/2026/01/13/p...

Storybook ending for Rodgers

I can’t stop thinking about this take

It’s Niners week.

“Bang bang”, I chant, as I rhythmically slam my head against a wall

Alright, NFC West rematch it is.

If the Hawks win the SB who’s gonna get one of these

It's 2026 why can't I copy and paste a bulleted list between applications without everything exploding

Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...

Set your alarms, folks

Reminder to cancel your Red Zone subscription

there have been 4 designed run plays on 3rd & 15+ that have gained a 1st down this season, per @trumedia.bsky.social. the Seahawks have all 4.

We’re so back

Just think, right now someone is quietly carting red and gold “NFC West Champions” t-shirts to an incinerator at Levi’s