We’ve got them right where we want them

Home teams have lost 7 of last 8 game sevens? Ok. Ok. Ok.

See you all there.

Announcers need to talk more shit on these awful calls

Cracked it open

The jacket remains stupid

Seattle beats Toronto 4-3 Do it again tomorrow

No Kings + Go Ms

Checking in from Seattle No Kings

Okay, so I want them to win on Sunday, right? But if they WERE to lose, and then win on Monday, it’ll be during the Seahawks MNF game Lumen would go insane.

Sure, Samsung's seller portal backend is the worst and most painful thing I have to deal with, but at least I get gems like this "Dearest business partner, It pleases us to work with enormous workers like you who always keep the high value of the Galaxy Store with fabulous creations."

We’re switching to Love is Blind

It’s Fergusover

The MLB should do the old GE Jack Welch thing and fire the bottom 10% of Umps every year

The trident is exponentially cooler than the jacket

Ok Seattle. One down, one to go

As I was saying

Runner on second and no outs? Game over

Runner on second and no outs? Game over

Pritchett out of the blue tent, got his helmet back

Emmanwori jogging and doing high steps on the sideline

Get Barner a pop star girlfriend ASAP

TIED IN THE FOURTH????

Why do MLB games have dumb start times

🌧️R A I N 🌧️

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL 0:00 OT This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

Seahawks fans, it’s the best day of football all year. Enjoy.

When it’s fall in the PNW

Drew Lock time

The death of Kenneth Walker III has been greatly exaggerated

🚨 Milroe 🚨

Breaking: Rowdy loses the opportunity to four-peat the Corgi Race, gets absolutely obliterated by Banana

The death of Kenneth Walker III has been greatly exaggerated

Rodgers 3/9 for 26 yards 🤔

Could Jalen Milroe be THAT bad really?

Gonna pick up Horton on waivers so I can change my team name to Hornt for Horton

The Etsy Witch is going to create a generation of Seattle Wiccans not seen since The Craft’s theatrical release

LETS FUCKING GO to bed GoMs

I am in hell

Lumen handed out action green pom-poms in the seats. Good Strat to drown out any visual red, although it doesn’t seem like a very Niner crowd in the stadium

Mariners fan protip for today

When I think about New York City, I think about the diversity S-Corps, C-Corps, LLCs, and to a lesser extent, non-profits. These are the things that make New York great. Vote Cuomo

It should be illegal to put this bumper sticker on a Cybertruck

Stadium announcer said “Drew Lock said MORE BOBO” lol

All my homies hate the digital measurement. Bring back the old men

Hurricane Ridge and Obstruction Point road trip last weekend

Got iOS26 on my personal device now and I can say confidently: Yikes this is bad

Found this gem in my spam folder. Thanks, spammer.

Calamari Raleigh

BREAKING: The Browns are trading for Justin Tucker I'm hearing it's a 5yr, $230MM fully gtd contract