been playing animal crossing wild world recently and i really appreciate its simplicity and music. it’s so calming compared to the newer games

oblivion direct downloads got rate limited so now im stuck leeching off three (3) valiant and sexy people willing to seed at the blistering fast speed of 260 kb/s

shouts into the void

im not gonna lie i didnt think i would live to see this many pope deaths. i hope i get see the next one kick it too

had a nightmare where i was stuck on a road trip with my parents and realized an hour in that i forgot to bring my phone charger and noise cancelling headphones

every day i staple the fabric cloth on the underside of my sofa back onto the frame and hours later my cat rips it to go and hide inside the couch

(sigh) er*ka m*en has unfortunately joined a craft/hobby space i frequent and now i either leave or have to be subjected to her bad art again

accidentally used the one washer in my complex’s laundry room that doesn’t drain properly so now I either have to pay for 3x dryer cycles or hang dry on my balcony but they’ll freeze overnight 🙂

[cat loading screen] Did you know? If you sit at a window sometimes there is a bird outside and you can look at it

today is one of the top most annoying days for posting. every post is a variant of: 1. waaaaah my bf didn’t get me anything for valentines :( 2. waaaaah i’m single and can’t stand seeing posts about valentines :( 3. photo dump of ugliest guy you’ve ever seen 4. unfunny valentines card meme from 2012

when someone posts a pride flag design concept + coins an accompanying new microidentity so you go to read the description of what it means and oh. they just invented bisexuality again

wow thanks for screen sharing with your whole inbox open. i am zooming in on all of your emails

this coffee shop down the street from my house edits all their social media posts in the most bizzare insane manner. bro ur just pulling an espresso shot why did u add 6 smash cuts and lens flare

if chao garden was real i would live there and have an army of chao i would sing with them every day in chao kindergarten and teach them all to play instruments. i would have max bond with all of them i love chao so much they are all doing a great job. except omochao

[saying my daily affirmations] i am immune to automatic app updates. social media is accessible. i can make friends using the internet

contemplating getting a speedweve or diy with a comb but is the shortcut worth it not being an actual darn and instead just a fancy patch??

gf refuses to wear bike shorts while commuting then change once they’re at work so all their work pants get holes after a few months from cycling. then i have to fix them 🤬 i hate hand-sew darning so much!!!!! something something my hands look like this so their pants can look like this

i miss eggs so much

hi boss? yeah im not coming in today. the vibes are off

They’re deleting websites while we watch the Super Bowl This one for CHILD TAX CREDITS

if ur ever having one of those “man am I stupid I can’t do anything right” moments, navigate over to your local news channel’s facebook page and read the comments on any post. i guarantee you will feel smarter in comparison

we need a where are they now episode for the guy that originally recorded that bill clinton impersonation on limewire

me: provides unlimited food, water, shelter, treats, toys, soft blankets, high quality veterinary care, constant pampering my cat as soon as the front door is open:

americans are learning about TCM from xiaohongshu and now apparently it’s trendy to make medicinal tea !! which is cool y’all are catching on but BINCH STOP IT I CANT FIND JUJUBE OR GOJI BERRY AT THE STORE AND I NEED THEM FOR LUNAR NEW YEAR. LITERALLY ANY OTHER TIME I WOULDNT MIND BUT OMG

sims 2 (2004) including “stink” as an option for romantic attraction turn-ons was one the first video game representations of armpit kink, a milestone for the early 2000s. in this essay, i will

photo chop

why do white women edit their selfies to have bright radioactive neon color eyes. we get it your eyes are blue can you be normal about it for once

just remembered the dark time in my life when i was admin for a cursed buy/sell earring group on fb 😐 allaahummak fineehim bima shi'ta

the world if millions and trillions of microplastics from bad resin art was never made

this is a resin art hate account!! do not interact if you are a middle aged WASP with an Etsy account and like to complain about your poorly cured overpriced sparkly squares not selling well

whoever named this company should name everything

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the fact that Oklahoma won't let me change my birth certificate is now an actual liability, this sucks!

red velveeta cake

another day another all-white group of ppl trying to start a commune in the pdx queer housing group 🥴

i finished watching arcane s1 for the first time and imo every episode would be 1000x better if they removed the cringe part where imagine dragons blasts ur ears off with OHHH THE MISERY

approached what i thought was a very rotund and fluffy cat crossing the street and it turned out to be a raccoon

mr and mrs demeanor

such a shame grimes died in 2017 :(

Save me leftover breakfast burrito. breakfast burrito save me. please save me breakfast burrito.

the temperature inside my apartment should be illegal

finally found an american grocery store that sells soft tofu!!!

sick of experiencing the horrors. can we start experiencing “chapter 2: the power of incredible violence” instead

severance is like twin peaks for people who loved corporate

my gf and i wear the same pant size even though they’re 15cm/6in taller than me. waist size i understand but how tf is our inseam somehow the same length. either im daddy long legs or theyre secretly descended from weenie dogs

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