Women with any musical inclinations (especially singers 🫠), any kind of accent, thank make me laugh? How do you like your coffee? I'll make it for you every morning. It'll be ready before you're awake. 🥵🤌🫠

In the gray blue glow of the early morning I reached for your soft warm curves A presence I have yet to know A piece I long to find

I would drown in your eyes right now. The fierce softness of your love, the painfully delicate touch that only you could bring. We could enjoy each other slowly, delightfully, buried in slow lust until we collapse, entangled physically and emptied sexually. Recharging our souls within each other

The world is heavy and dark. There is a pressure beyond weight or words. Protect your light, your warmth, and those around you.

From the other apps and just to be clear.

Well hello @bettygoose.bsky.social 😏

Can I stim by gliding my thumb over your hip bone or do you hate me?

A remake of my pudding cup video but with single serving hummus

Proof of bath. Not pictured: glass of white wine and cheese.

...maybe it's a bath night...

A throuple but I'm the rear wheel on this tricycle of love consisting of two women who madly love each other but care about me and include me sometimes and I do the manual labor and tend the garden on our homestead their content/jobs pays for. And I cook and do the laundry.

Halloween 2019. I went as Ryan Fitzpatrick. That's him on the shirt.

Uncanny valley but it makes you horny.

Hat is frontwards in the van.

The sex was going great until I was in the hospital and I was going to be a little late. I feel like that's fair.

Maybe I'll just move my nonsense over here. Where I'm not a golden V on a purple background

Backwards cap, flannel with rolled sleeves, glasses, gray in the beard, 6'2... Where the ladies at on a Monday morning?

I wonder what you taste like. Care to let me try?

This is beautiful

Thank you all for the birthday love. I cannot express how much it means to me.

Happy New Year! 🎉 Walking into 2026 like Victor Laszlo ... 🗃️ #HATM www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOli...

new year, new bsky engagement post 😘 let’s goooooo

Why the FUCK couldn't I have been this drink last night when it made GODS DAMNED SENSE

Vail Has Thoughts - I fucking looooooove hip dips. Love 'em. Hands fit perfectly. Made for touching. Any person that tells you otherwise doesn't deserve to see any part/piece/fraction of you. That's it. That's the thought. Hip dips. Love me some hip dips. 🤤🤤🤤🤌🤌🤌

Couch nap with Bram Stoker's Dracula on. Come cuddle.

Slow, sensual, service-style head. That would fix me today.

Maybe next year we can cum together on New Year's Eve for some orgasmic sex magic. Maybe next year...

Been sick but, here’s my chainmail choker with silver cross charms, I also made dangle bead and silver cross earrings, and a gremlin necklace made from various beads from metal, glass, & gemstone along with a protection bottle with charms. As always thanks for looking 🥰🫶🏻

What in the fuck do I put here?

Always with the right meme, this one.

Hey straight mascs - I promise you that developing your interests & hobbies because you like them AND treating women like actual individual interesting people with rich internal lives of their own will bring much richer & fulfilling relationships into your life.

If all of my words are going to be fed into the gaping digital maw of AI, why not post them here? I don't know what shape the words will take, but we'll find out here I think.

The last 2 Januarys I've started new relationships only to get the boot by April. Not this time.

#TimelessTuesday #WednesdayWaters

Finished this piece today; a helm ⛓️ weave “barbwire” choker with red renaissance heart ♥️ charm, & silver accent chains ⛓️‍💥 along with matching earrings. As always thanks for looking 🤗🖤✨

Finally finished this skull and heart set; chainmail choker with skull beads, a silver heart charm, & silver accent chains along with matching earrings 💀🖤✨ as always thanks for looking 🥹🫶🏻

Dear Universe - Give me a kind and beautiful reason to trim my bush in the New Year. Love - Me

"As you go through life Two rules will never bend - Never whittle towards yourself Or pee against the wind."

When I'm done folding this laundry how about I fold you? Deal?

I realized last night how much I miss that first insertion, feeling their body give way for that first long stroke. Especially in the morning. Wet and sleepy and then immediately awake and on fire with need & desire. It's powerful and intoxicating.

I don't want to be chosen I want to be seen To be accepted. To know that you understand What I am What I want to be What I'm working towards What we could be. I would love you in this life and the next. And every life after.

“Sorry can’t come have plans” - The plans: