I've got 8 days to watch 7 movies to have 250 new-to-me first watches on my list for this year, so trust me when I say this I'm gonna spend the next week watching some of the most abysmal dogshit imaginable

Gravegouger

last week at game night Luke said crabs are "basically fish" and I got so mad I almost cried

Twitter's video auto play is crazy, I can watch a minute long Dragonball Z clip and it immediately bounces me over to Chinese Minecraft porn?

now that I have some distance I can say confidently that the thing about Silksong that stuck with me the most is the generic pilgrim enemy who says "Oo-wah" when she headbutts you

The Hawaiian Bone Collector Caterpillar

If you were to put a gun to my head and gave me 10 seconds to name my favorite actor, there's a significant chance the first name that'd come to mind would be Udo Kier. Happy trails to a goat

Virgin Punk Pt 1 was fucking rad, love that I got to experience that in a theater, but also the letterboxd reviews are gonna give me an aneurysm. "I got RIPPED OFF this is just 35 minutes of PEDOPHILIA" it's called an ova sweetie these kids would not survive the 90s

libbing out

fuuuuuck how is paxU only 3 weeks away already

Disappointingly large number of trick or treaters who aren't even bothering with a costume this year... the kids aren't alright!!!

set's been out for 12 hours and I'm already sick of this fucking chicken

as there's some bricks to maybe and my ma to run in house

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Reading the new volume of Destroy All Humans and I love this little detail of the translator not understanding what a 4-3, 5-2, etc record meant, so they're localized as dates lol

for a long time I was vehemently against changing how hybrid works in edh, but I think over time it's become a vestigial relic of a version of the format that no longer exists. (1/2)

Two teenagers cracking March of the Machine packs in the LGS and I'm living overhearing them say shit like "Ulg... Ulgrotha? Is that how you say it?" and "what the fuck is a Kithkin?"

my Digimon Time Stranger delivery got delayed to tomorrow, turn to dust emoji dot gif

one of our mtg locals is a signee on that fuckass joe brennan petition, he open carries in the store so everyone knows he's "protecting his investment" I assume everyone else on the list is on a similar level of dork

i'm a pig and i like slop

Me: Wow this Lorwyn previews are looking really good, it feels good to actually be excited for a Magic set again for once Wizards: STAR TREK THE HOBBIT JAWS PLAYSTATION DWIGHT SCHRUTE FURBIES

if you're wondering how things are going over at the former bird site, just got served a promoted ad for ai porn of Becky from spy x family you know the kindergartener

So Chainsawman Pt. 2 has like a single digit number of chapters left, right? 215 giving some serious Final Boss vibes.

one of the fatal flaws of disney era star wars is that filoni doesn't know the difference between a glup shitto and a scrimblo bimblo, I will not elaborate because I shouldn't need to

Knew it was only a matter of time before he moved on to bigger things but I am a little disappointed to see David Dastmalchian won't be hosting the Chainsaw Awards this year. Hell of a streak.

Silksong reviews be like "10/10 masterpiece as long as you ignore the stupid frustrating bullshit made to piss you off; the stupid frustrating bullshit made to piss you off is part of Team Cherry's vision, it's good that long stretches of the game fucking suck actually, that's ART."

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

no joke this breaks my heart man, we really failed this kid

world's most vindicated man

omg irl silksong

it'd be kinda funny if the game sucked

🥲

letterboxd.com/tekkactus/li... it's hooptober 2025 baby hop on the hoop train

Every time I plat a game from now on, I'm going to watch this video as a little reward for myself.

you ever have that experience where a band that hasn't released in a while puts out a new project and you listen and think "oh cool they've still got it" and then it ends and one of their old songs start to autoplay and you go "nvm no they don't lol" anyway, new Pendulum today, apropos of nothing

I feel like a remake of Highlander isn't something I *should* be excited for, but... man, look at that cast. They got Bautista playing The Kurgan.

Trump first term: Hollow Knight is released Biden: No Hollow Knights Trump second term: Silksong is released rlly makes u think

I do not enjoy looking at him

I got a freelance gig back in April and the client told me "no rush on this, I don't need it until November" and I really wish he hadn't because it's been months and he has made procrastinating VERY easy for me...

feels like the third time I've tweeted/skeeted this but I cannot stress it enough, I NEED to see Brenda chokeslam M3GAN through a folding table, or perhaps a sliding glass door

not to be an Annoying Pennsylvanian but it has just occurred to me that I didn't see any dine-in seating in the gas station in Weapons and therefore they were breaking our state liquor laws

baffling that this made it through to print at all, I can get not doing your due diligence with a sensitivity reader and accidentally putting out something culturally appropriative, but... man, just LOOK AT IT

weppins time

youtube just served me an ad for 988???? what do they know that I don't

beisbol

YouTube algo just recommended me a video titled "Vtuber REACTS to Pokemon Described By Dracula Flow Quotes", I think I just had a brush with the Omega Weapon of Content