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That Xenomorph on Alien Earth happens to be hot af

My new car has this weird reverse camera that uses AI (I think) to give an overhead view as I’m backing up. The shadows are real. I just don’t know how it does it.

A doctor friend just sent me this

MAGA gets everything they want and yet they are still So fucking angry

Rapture

When I’m raptured tomorrow I just need one of you to stop by and feed my dachshunds in case they aren’t also raptured…which I can’t believe

If you see this post a concert pic you took I don’t often have my phone out at a concert but I happen to have been particularly close to Kylie and Adele so I wasn’t in danger of blocking anyone by

Goodbye Tesla, hello Volvo. This week I was in a car accident. Someone hit me pretty hard and totaled my Tesla. There was no way I’d ever buy another Tesla now that I know who Musk really is. But I still love an EV and Volvo makes a far better one. #tesla #volvo

Hey, may I suggest for your mental health that you get off here and use an app like Duolingo to learn a new language or even chess! I decided to re-learn chess from the very beginning and I am loving it. #mentalhealth

Jason Momoa is absolutely fantastic in Chief War. As a native Hawaiian you can tell that this is an incredibly personal project for him.

Remember that weekend when we all thought he was dead? Good times.

The friend who “didn’t know Charlie Kirk was racist” is the same person who saluted Mother Theresa last week for being an amzing Italian American

About to get this started

Backstage

As I watch Kirk’s murder become a rallying cry for civil war I see how effective his assassination was. No, Americans are too lazy for actual civil war, but the divide no longer needs to be hand to hand. Just now a guy I went to high school with put me on “The List”

Do you think lazy ass Americans would ever actually start a civil war? Oh no, babe. They will tweet themselves into a frenzy but they’re not inconveniencing themselves for more than an afternoon.

I used to really like both of these idiots

I made a post about Charlie Kirk. Just shared the mans own words and just lost a friend. I feel bad about that even though I don’t think I did anything wrong.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

The man who decided that the murder of your children was a small price to pay

The party silencing the artists are always the good guys, right?

@diedrichbader.bsky.social apparently in Italy all dachshunds must have this sausage leash

In Paris at Louis Vuitton having a perfect little bit of cake and a glass of champagne #travel #paris #louisvuitton

Me right now sitting in my office wondering what made me think I could switch from novels to plays.

A friend just invited me to brunch at a place that doesn’t have alcohol. Have I been invited…to breakfast? Like an old man?

#therunarounds must be for another audience because I def thought it was a steaming pile

This gent is modeling a new wig from the Mama’s Family Collection.

Trump looking like Father Jack after a flea dip is not a convincing proof of life

Post a PERFECT album of the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam. This truly no-skip album kicked off the 90s

Sex trafficker energy is right in line with MAGA

So you understand how hard the media worked to elect Trump?

He hasn’t golfed in two weeks. The longest he’s ever gone. It may be time to get that champagne chilled. But it is DEFINITELY time for the left to get its shit together. Coalesce around the most important ideals of the party. Something the right never has a problem doing.

We have a bottle of Dom Pérignon in the wine fridge for the big day, almost popped it for Dobson this week instead. Decided he wasn’t worth it, he got prosecco instead.

I finally accepted a friend request from my uncles insane wife and she immediately tried to sell me Ivermectin. I left the south because of people like this but our entire country is turning into Arkansas.

Robert Beltran and my hubby and I last week. I am not actually this short

My favorite show is on!

Jesus chose Gavin Newsom so I have no choice but to support

Heirloom tomatoes with burrata, pesto, and a drizzle of Calabrian chiles. My favorite summertime lunch in France is now my favorite dinner in Las Vegas.

These are the idiots that you allowed to help elect Trump in 20216 and again in 2024. If far left dems don’t get their shit together we’ll be dealing with fascism far past my time on this planet

One thing republicans have become exceptional at is making a culture war out of a class war. People wanted cheaper groceries and affordable housing, republicans gave them transphobia, xenophobia, and homophobia all in the name of a religion that literally commands the opposite.

This generation couldn’t have handled the 90s, a guy once said to me “I’m into fat guys” and I wasn’t even fat.

Aunt Gladys is where Little Edie was headed #weapons #flimsky

Brilliant point about hack comedians. But if you talk to enough real people you’ll realize how many hack people are out there too. I talk to so many people and I’m always saying to my hubby how many people will use the exact same language and I know they all watched the same “news” the night before

Wow. Brilliant, original, scary af #filmsky

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Oh, I’ve seen this one