5 year olds are emotionally draining... I've been having an afternoon... I just want to curl up in a ball.

So good! A must listen if I do say so myself... I'm not biased... I promise! You believe me, right? Good, good. 😇

I spent my evening mounting a new TV in my living room. This was not easy.

Commission a script from me... All details below and here - tinyurl.com/4wwfd4sx If you want to discuss a project or idea please just DM me.

I mean, I can make phone calls, I just don't like to if I don't have to.

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@neondextrose.bsky.social Happy Birthday, fellow Aries!

I managed 2 hours on a roller rink without falling once. I was rusty as hell but it was a better workout than I remembered.

Kids skate night at roller rink... I haven't done this in decades. If I don't break something it will be a miracle.

Watching a pack of 5 and 6 year olds surrounding a pinata full of candy with bats is like watching a wild pack of rabid dogs... I'd hate to be that pinata.

Think happy thoughts for me today... On my way to another kid's birthday party...

Bacon egg and cheese on brioche loaf and coffee.

The last 48 hours, I've added more audios to my playlist than hours in a day... You all are killing me!... That's not a complaint... Kill me!.... You know, not really, just it's a good problem to have... 🤣

Not my usual cup of tea but... call me curious... 😇

May your Friday be amazing and delightful!

Just a few more hours to get your request for a free custom audio or script in, if that is a thing you'd like: www.reddit.com/user/fischji...

Sounds about right. When I was 6 or 7 my father called me an old man trapped in a child's body. I took it as a compliment but he didn't mean it that way. I found that out when he dragged me to therapy. Jokes on him, therapist said he needed it, not me. 🤣

I hope this gives you a laugh. I wish I could have posted last night. @andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

Also I think posting my flabby bicep has gotten more traction on here than anything else I posted... I'm very confused... 🤯

I'm trying to edit my recording tonight, but I'll have to redo a few parts in the morning. I botched some stuff really badly.

Biceps huh? Here is... Something... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've dusted off the mic and recorded... Going to edit and post something later... I couldn't resist... Damnit...

When I tell you I’ve been itching to get my mitts on this script!! @fischji.bsky.social once again writing a masterpiece - I don’t know if recording or editing it was more fun 🐍 www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Funny thing about getting older... I have a little over two weeks until I go up another number in the age bracket. My wife had to point this out to me or I might have missed...

Only one good thing happened today. I found this in clearance at walmart. I love puzzles.

I'm having a bit of a day. Between kid, pets, work, and everything in between... I just want to sit and stare at a screen until I pass out... Seriously, I spent an hour tonight trying to catch my cat so she would stop dragging her ass with huge turd stuck to her fur. Then mopping half the house. 😭

somehow it's been 3 weeks since I posted an audio to gwa. M4F BFE nightmare comfort written by the sublime @prettylynne23.bsky.social www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

I have to say something... Ladies, you are killing me with the photos the past few weeks! I open up Bluesky, and my jaw hits the floor. I feel like I need a F'ing cold shower every night. To anyone who doubts their looks, YOU ARE WRONG! Just STUNNING, all of you! This has been my TED Talk. 🤯😁😇

Never been labeled Entj before now... Interesting... Usually labeled Intj.

Who'd have thought that making games more affordable and putting out complete, finished products would mean more sales and revenue... Oh, wait, I've been shouting it for decades. -Steam Pricing Data Shows Why $30 Games Outsell $70 AAA Titles - Geeky Gadgets www.geeky-gadgets.com/steam-games-...

My lovely better half made Honey Oat Sourdough.

Teriyaki night

Snow?!?! Really?!?!?! Ugh!

Late-night Oatmeal Nibblers.

Family dinner left overs and game night... 5 year old rocks at dice rolling.

Sausage eggs and toast for breakfast and last nights dinner was beef soup with rosemary and olive oil bread.

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Last movie you saw 🎬 • Bride of Re-Animator Last game you played 🎮 • Resident Evil Requiem Last show you watched 🖥 • Will Trent Last song you listened to 🎶 • Gabby's Dollhouse - Sprinkle Party - Thanks, kiddo!

Go shower Ryan with kindness for his cake day.

Five year cake day custom audio/script offer. www.reddit.com/u/fischji/s/...

I have a few projects in the works, but once they are done. I'm considering organizing my own. I've been struggling to write my way through a GWATrak Male Edition for a long while. I have about 3 choices done and the basic intros. Would other writers be interested in this as a project?

My child came home from school with this huge mess of cardboard. I was told, "It's a leprechaun trap! We're catching one tonight!"... For the record she is serious... My wife and I are now trying to show one was here and escaped the trap.

My wife and I rarely spend money on ourselves but this weekend we bought a new TV and kitchen/dinner table. The TV is 10 years old and been acting up and the table was a hand me down from my wife's grandparents. It's so old that my in law thinks he sat at the table when a baby.

Sailing time is here. Come find out how great it can be to sail away on a FuckBunny FreeUse Cruise Lines cruise. The FuckBunny One sails now: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

I even created a anon feedback to tack on the bottom of this.

I did better than I expected.

Out of curiosity... What has been people's experience with posting scripts to Literotica? Is it worth it? Been considering posting scripts there, but worried about how it is received.

I finally decided to create a Linktree and stuff. I also rewrote my profile on stuff. Tried to sound less goofy and thrown together. I mean, I'm almost at 4 years. I should have this crap down now. :rofl: linktr.ee/TornConflict

My next whole week or two is now planned! What a amazing cast and writers!