It just feels so good

Happy new year. I don't really have any resolution beside living on.

weed smelling goat want you to kiss his "lips" for Chrismax

I might need a bigger Santa outfit

weed smelling goat want you to kiss his "lips" for Chrismax

Time to stuff santa for christmas, that's a lil' too much but that won't stop Theo from overfeeding Arthur~ By @waffletheo.bsky.social 💙💙

Merry chrismax. I want to fuck santa and eat his creampie.

Sonar makes me critically moist... #Sonar #SonarDispatch #dispatch #NSFW

Fat horny stoner goat man FAT HORNY STONER GOAT MAN!!! The only thing Kurt shaves is his ass so he can sit on you and make you eat his ass out. His ass probably smells like weed. He's so high his cum would get you high HNNGGGHHH!!!

Dragons love protogens because protogens are like cars and y'know what they say about dragons and cars.

Fat horny stoner goat man FAT HORNY STONER GOAT MAN!!! The only thing Kurt shaves is his ass so he can sit on you and make you eat his ass out. His ass probably smells like weed. He's so high his cum would get you high HNNGGGHHH!!!

You guys call it "Aftercare". I call it "Bottom tax". Top must pay their taxes via cuddles and sometimes kisses.

Therapy may not work but eating out a fat man will always work

I wasn't joking

Writing this down as a note to make a fat needy short goat stoner boyfriend with massive thighs, eyesbag and fupa that spend his days playing game and watching porn and he also really like cuddling and getting eaten out.

Need Leo (Echo) to feed me cakes and get me fat so I can't run away from him- WHO SAID THAT??? Must have been the wind...

Saw this shirt going around x3 How do I look~?

Entering Dragon Era (New Sona)

It's MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYY. *Ahem* AWROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Wonder if someone has a body for me to possess this incoming birthday ;3

Do not and never date a wolf furry. NEVER date anyone with a wolf fursona. I have dated 3 wolves and they ALL disappointed me. The ones that aren't wolves stay friends afterward. I also have heard of my friends who dated wolves furries. They're literally still fighting today.

Hey YOU. I'm here to tell you. My birthday is in 2 days on Monday! Prepare the arts and gifts for Dad Theo! -w-

[Suggestive] Eddie couldn't resist a fun body paint for Halloween. Theo & Waffle were both excited to play. So he sacrificed his body hair to be a good canvas... In trade, his son and son's best friend got him plenty of food. Happy Halloween! Remember to feed your werewolf dad!

Stream is over for now. I'm shifting gears and preparing to face Deadly Assault...

HALLOWEEN STREAM 👻 Finishing up Halloween piece! picarto.tv/waffletheo

Happy Halloween peeps! I'll be streaming myself finishing up the Halloween Pics on Picarto at 6pm EST today! (Unless I nap through lol) I'll be streaming until midnight. If I finish the piece early, I'll attempt ZZZ DA also!

Continue Halloween pic! picarto.tv/waffletheo

Stream in like whenever I can get up from my bed lol

Unfollowed a hefty amount of peeps cause they were following a certain someone I'm uncomfortable with. DM if you're interested.

Hello fellow ass-eater

First Picarto Stream ^^ picarto.tv/waffletheo

*Fucking a guy in Darth Vader costume* May the FORCE be IN you!

I'm gonna leave TONS of KISS MARKS 💋💋 on that DOUBLE CHIN 😛😛😛😛💋💋💋💋💋

Old wizard be like "You must take this sword!" Like yeah grandpa bend over and take MY SWORD!

Angry at the fact I wasted 3 fucking years dating a bum that doesn't respect me, only tolerated me. It's going to be tough to date anyone at all after this... I deserve more than being disregarded and lied to. I just hope I will be alright. I'm not sure where to go from here.

Chinese Food with their overfilled portion is a gainer's savior

My horny ass could never work at a retirement home.

2 Feeder 1 Gainer. Especially if the gainer is a dom with 2 servants- Wait that's just Bowser... Anyway 2 Feeder 1 Gainer (me).

If it has abs, it ain't a dad bod.

Looking for men that is bigger and stronger than me and look like they can throw me across the room (I'm going to power bottom them 😛)

Get yourself a SWEATY FATASS!

Brilliant sports bar idea: Service are provided by Pups (Pup-hooded guys) in leather/latext crop tops and the managers are Leather Daddies. Call it.. "Puppers". Awroof! I'm a genius uwu.

I kinda recenetly learn that latex stuffs (like drones or general latex suit) can have colors and patterns however you like and it varies in every pics. Now what if a buff man was in one with pattern emulating that of a Butler... 😈

Shipwrecked 64 if it was designed with gamers in mind

Me and my friend were solving Shipwrecked 64 and then Chief Wulf showed up with his musky pits and bulge, or at least that was what in my mind whenever I think of him. Uh... J kjlf ojst J xbms sp tmjee gjt ojst bmc cjdl! #nsfw #nsfwfurryart

A flexing pic of @waffletheo.bsky.social I made as a gift :3

When I get married, I'll let my husband lay down after he gets home from work and RIP OFF HIS PANTS TO EAT HIS SWEATY FUCKING ASS OUT!!!! Then I feed him FAT FUCKING DINNER TO MAKE HIM FAT AND BIG and SUCK HIS DICK FOR HOURS

Buenos Diaz. ¿Como Estas, mi Amigo? (I have only studied Spanish for one year plz don't kill me)

Commission for @rainbowtyranno.bsky.social ~

“I heard you needed some help with your garden? I’m your man!” It’s been ages since @blackkun.bsky.social drew my sona, love how he’s progressed! Make sure to check him out!