Just played through @solsatelier.bsky.social 's amazing Elfie: A Sand Plan. Everyone should go check this out. The friendliest game I've ever played with pretty satisfying puzzles. Can't wait for the full release!

Steam Deck compatibility has yet to be an issue, but it looks like I diversified a bit. Cyberpunk 2077 the only game to stick around and I wouldn't be surprised if next year it goes 3 for 3. ROUNDS with a late year come up as all my friends got addicted to it. Two of them are playing it right now.

If you just made a lunch you were really excited about and got abducted by aliens, would you make a big deal about bringing your lunch with you?

Finally made a game at the college I went to specifically to make games. Just a quick project but I can still be proud. Go check it out: pherrret.itch.io/prs-knife

Hamilton keeps pitting hoping they’ll put non-Ferrari parts on his car

Me playing Balatro: "hehehe I just made 100$" Friend: "Fake money?" Me, now sad:

In a Game Jam and within the span of 3 hours one of my team members had Taco Bell for the first time and the other had a White Monster for the first time. My culture is spreading

Talking about this interview like my mom talks about soccer players. "Look at my boys go! Aren't they so cute out there?"

71 laps, 71 hot dogs, 71 beers #f1

Did not know that PBS has a role-playing game live play called BREAKING the DEADLOCK.

Do you really see yourself in Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm or do you just wish you knew all the unspoken rules of society and stuck to them at all times?

Devastating news for the worst person you know, Tyler, the Creator is getting cancelled again and JPEGMAFIA is taking some music off streaming services

My favorite game is one where you have a menu and can spawn things in

well I got it.

I don’t know if any doctor has tried a White Monster in their life. “Oh it’s so bad for you it’s acidi-“ I would guess. If you force fed me Monster my first thought would be that you fed me the Heart Explosion Potion. My second thought would then be quickly followed by my fourteenth

Sadly, due to the filibuster, piss needs at least a 60% majority to actually pass any legislation

Do chefs get a new pleat if they mess up an egg so badly it becomes something entirely new?

Drinking ice cold lime water out of an raspberry Arizona can

Me cashing in on one of my last social security checks: I think it’s time to buy an African Gray Parrot, get a crusty white dog with digestive issues, and put the rest of my money into rare coins and stamps

Doing the dishes is awesome and cool and amazing as long as nobody told you to do them

Norris going for the 0 stopper

Returning back to the country is not giving a lot of culture shock, just repeated “hell yeah”s followed by quiet crying

Hard Mode Quiz! If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?

Facebook friend suggestions is sending me all-time bangers such as “my 6th grade bully” and “ex-girlfriend’s best friend”

In Japan sitting across a group of teens with their face in their phones knocking down Clash Royale games like it’s nothing. Some things never change

Taking a 12hr flight while listening to Action Bronson and The Newsroom in equal parts ends with your brain in a strange place

That’s a common misconception. It’s actually called Duct Sauce, Duck is just the brand.

HAPPY 8/8 LETS SEE THOSE 8/8's! (and make 'em swing :3)

Happy 8/8 post your 8/8s!

STRAFTAT is a gem. Crazy movement, precise gameplay, and the perfect mix of Warioware-esque levels with a Quake level of competitive spirit. Plus the vibe is a complete package, from music to UI to character customization.

working register: waow good choice that’s so yummy. i hope those two find each other in the store they’re obviously on a date working Kitchen: Holy Shit I’m Drowning Stop Eating Stop Ordering Give Me Time I Need Time!

Lost on “Great.” Kids these days.

buh buh buh buh

I don’t have a tickle in the back of my throat, I have The Tickler

Everyone is celebrating him for his (obviously wonderful) songs but I am also celebrating him for releasing all his works into the public domain and insisting he retained no copyrights over any of it.

Overheard a guy reference Mr Beast to his date and she had not heard of him. The next 3 minutes hurt to listen to

STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART OF JAPAN, ONE CARD TO DETHRONE MY DARETTI LOVE!!! 11 YEARS OF ARTIFACT SWAPPING DOMINANCE COMES TO A HASTY END

Had a friend say “Maybe it IS this damn phone” after scrolling on TikTok for too long and it’s been a weirdly comforting mantra for me over the past few days

Just played the shortest game of @doomlings.bsky.social First Catastrophe first flip, Optimistic Nihilism to the next, next flip was another Catastrophe

You should have a favorite "person dancing in the back of a recorded DJ set"

There’s a vibe that happens with a sunset Monster Energy of a flavor you’ve never had and Westside Gunn that might not be heaven, but could fool me

I’ve got a short enough drive to work I’m scared to listen to MFDOOM songs cause there’s a genuine chance I get to work and the song hasn’t even started yet

Taught someone MTG tonight and didn’t understand why he was using his fingernails to click on his lands to cast spells until I realized I messed up describing what “tapping” meant

When Last Week Tonight and Good Work with Dan Toomey both do a show on the same topic within days, you know we’re cooked

3 teenagers on their phone, call that a DRS train

I’m too F1-brained to be at this rec center. I’m passing senior citizens talking about dirty air

The F1 intern that suggested a “too slow” penalty and promptly got laughed out of that meeting room is PISSED right now

New gameshow called Is This A Dracula Flow Bar? The first question: “I don’t draw anything nowadays… except criticism.” False, that was just said by my 99 year old great grandma

My “Heavy Rotation Mix” had two artists on it. Sir Mix-A-Lot and Charlie Parker. Something has gone horribly right

Writing is just mixing your insecurities with the personality quirks of your friends in a way that feels the least mean