#Survivor49 I cannot believe Jake’s spirit passed on to the ocean to make the world’s biggest shoe bandit.

There was a doppelgänger of Parvati at a Wiggles show at a theme park today and I really feel the need to apologise for how many times I looked over to check if it was actually Parv.

Went to a gig last night, crashed at a friends place then I’m going to 2 bachelor parties back to back today. Suddenly I feel like I’m in my 20s again

#SurvivorAU vs the World is like if they made a sequel to one of the best movies of all time, but it was straight to video so way less people saw it.

How are we meant to watch #Survivor49 after we just watched #SurvivorAU give us a continuation of 17 year old Survivor story with a tragic and fulfilling ending? How do we go back to someone 3D printing challenges?

Luke at the final tribal. #SurvivorAU

They should remove $1000 from the prize money every time somebody says ‘youse’. (Luke ends the game owing the show $3.7m) #SurvivorAU 🌴

I wouldn’t vote for Luke solely for how often he’s said “youse” #SurvivorAU

Parvati saying “knowledge is power” again and I imagine a producer in video village shouting “for the last damn time it’s the IDOL STEALER” #SurvivorAU

*Parv starts speaking* *winner music intensifies* #SurvivorAU subtle as always

Janine leading with one of the worst reads of a jury of all time. #SurvivorAU

Cirie received 8 votes in this season compared to her 9 votes in her previous 4 seasons. #SurvivorAU

DONDI fallen angel, an apprentice advisor and the winner of big brother VIP Your #SurvivorAU final 3.

Did we just have a Cirie balance beam fire moment? Is this leading to S50 fire win? #SurvivorAU #Survivor50

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥 THE BRAINS VS BRAWN MERGE TRIBE NAME #SurvivorAU

He learned how to spell Cirie! The arc is complete. #SurvivorAU

Shonee with the Parvati on the Traitors headband on the jury. #SurvivorAU

What if the final three is Janine Luke Parvati in honour of JLP? #SurvivorAU 🌴

Why am I suddenly pro US forced firemaking where Parv could choose to take Cirie to the final tribal. #SurvivorAU

It’s crazy that it’s finale night on Father’s Day and we’re most likely to crown mother. #SurvivorAU

If I had a nickel every time a male gave up the immunity necklace at a final 5 tribal council with Parv and Cirie, I’d have 2 nickels. #SurvivorAU

Omg Shonees final words of “I’m coming for Jonathan’s job” has aged so poorly. #SurvivorAU

How is tonight the penultimate episode of #SurvivorAU? It feels like just yesterday Tony was wearing a shoe necklace.

Find someone who talks about you the way Lisa talks about getting to know Cirie for 12 days. That’s true love. #SurvivorAU

There’s 2 idols, an immunity to win… #SurvivorAU don’t you dare hide enough idol and risk Cirie getting Game Changered.

Has anyone ever though about lying about having an idol when you know someone has an Idol Stealer/Knowledge is Power? #SurvivorAU

Lisa again on #SurvivorAU as our conduit to help Cirie finally win Survivor and I’m here for it. Lisa is us.

Advantageddon reference on #SurvivorAU please, why must you reopen these wounds.

Parv, an idol, an idol stealer, two biggest immunity threats gone. Steamroll incoming. #SurvivorAU

Lisa blowing up everyone games and then peacing out. She’s team TV. #SurvivorAU

I actually really like back against the wall Tommi. #SurvivorAU

(Fin)land #SurvivorAU

There’s so many ball puns in this challenge that even Rach saying from the couch “I assume he can’t adjust them” had me giggling. #SurvivorAU

“Too much separation of your balls will end in tears” AND YOU FIRED THIS POET?!? #SurvivorAU

The leaking bucket in this challenge is Lisa #SurvivorAU

Again the #SurvivorAU challenge department creates a Frankenstein’s monster of existing challenges.

Night challenge. Survivor US could never. #SurvivorAU

Crazy that on the day of incredibly racist anti immigration protests that we line up to vote out the most multicultural World tribe members. #SurvivorAU

Tommi is cooked. #SurvivorAU

Parv couldn’t actually play the idol steal after the vote. Yet she used it to force Kass to vote incorrectly. Somehow she’s managed to finesse idols at tribal in new exciting ways again. #SurvivorAU

Is Kass about to have her idol stolen and then voted out? #SurvivorAU

JLP no longer needs to talk at tribal. He’s just there for reaction gifs #SurvivorAU

I love how Lisa never says she’s voting Parv. She just says “I love that” over and over “I love that for you guys” #SurvivorAU

Surely it’s just a straight forward tribal and vote with only… *checks time* ONE HOUR left in the episode. #SurvivorAU

Little do the world contestants know that this immunity challenge is a clever reference to the “there’s a hole in my bucket” political ad campaign of 2021. #SurvivorAU

Can’t wait until we hang out after the challenge to all watch Seree go across the balance beam. #SurvivorAU

Theory for tonight’s #SurvivorAU tribal. Parv wearing her idol triggers Luke and Kass to put theirs on which leads to her stealing one of their idols and playing none.

Why is logging in to work accounts slowly becoming an escape room?

I love that in the preview for tonight’s #SurvivorAU we get the smashing of a locked box, which has now become a canon SurvivorAU was of solving puzzles. The Winners at Warnock maneuver