As we are witnessing a very public break-up right now, I want to remind you; you don’t have to pick a side. You can do what I’m doing and still dislike both of them!

Jesse Frederick, “Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV? How did I get delivered here? Somebody tell me please-“ The police, “Bro, we told you five times! We brought you in for questioning you about the missing milkman and paperboy! Start talking!”

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 @JohnBonhart will defend the Iowa Championship against @EndseekerLeon on 4/26 in Iowa City! Bonhart decided the title will be defended in an IOWA CITY STREET FIGHT! 🔹 7pm start 🔹 Tix just $10 🎟️ wildwoodsaloon.com Reserve your table now! #SmackDown

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 @DeonnRusman & @TheDevilDogDM will meet face to face on March 22nd when both men are at Wildwood in Iowa City... This could get explosive! 🔹 7pm start 🔹 Tickets just $10 🎟️ wildwoodsaloon.com Reserve your table before they sell out! #WWERaw

🚨 FREE CONTENT 🚨 The latest episode of SCWPro: @ Home is available now for FREE on our YouTube! Ahead of our return to the Vibrant Arena in Moline, IL on March 8th, this episode is all about our partnership w/ QC Storm hockey! 🏒 www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ybr...

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 When we return to the Vibrant Arena on March 8th following the @QuadCityStorm game, @EndseekerLeon will go 1-on-1 with @The_Shug! This one could steal the show! Buy a ticket to hockey and get into our event following the game for FREE! #WWERaw

There's no better price than FREE! Join us at The @Englert Theatre in Iowa City this Thursday night for a free two-hour event as part of FREE WEEK! 🔹 6:30pm start 🔹 FREE EVENT DON'T MISS THIS ONE! #WWERaw

Cameras caught up with @ericeznite, @AugustusDraven & @malik_champion1 following their beatdown of @The_Shug at HEARTBREAK -- a beating that Eznite repeatedly called "tough love." #AEWDynamite

Seth Freakin Rollins doing a Jeff Jarrett cosplay. Talent recognizes talent.

Can they get their tag team titles back?!

What a great idea for a post. Come see our show Friday.

In case you forgot, our event is on FRIDAY this week! That's one less sleep until the hard-hitting, high-flying action of SCWPro! 🔹 7pm start 🔹 Tickets just $10 Don't miss the return of @FRONTMANJAH, plus see the rest of your favorites! #WWERaw

Here's our February schedule! 🔹 Friday, 2/7 - BGCC 🔹 Thursday, 2/20 - Englert Theatre in Iowa City Don't miss either of these action-packed events! #WWERaw

Who's ready for a LADDER MATCH?! Saturday night, @thecalvinkelly & @ckennedypro challenge @CaseyJax_Top & @ElTigreAmore for the SCWPro Tag Team Championships in a LADDER MATCH! 🔹 7pm start 🔹 Tickets just $10 Don't miss a single second of the hard-hitting, high-flying action!

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Two of the most athletic performers in SCWPro go 1-on-1 this Saturday at Wildwood in Iowa City when Dante Leon battles Malik Champion! 🔹 7pm start 🔹 Tickets just $10 Don't miss this plus much, much more! #AEWDynamite

We return to Wildwood in Iowa City ONE WEEK from today! Don't miss our wild main event - a LADDER MATCH for the SCWPro Tag Team Championships! 🔹 7pm start 🔹 Tickets just $10 Tables are sold out, but general admission tickets will be available at the door!

1992 WWF Fans, "Whoa! Ric Flair wrestled for almost a whole hour?" NWA Fans, "Yeah, like he used to do 8 times a week..."

AVAILABLE FOR BOOKINGS IN 2025 -Manager, Commentator, Ring Announcer, Generally Useful Fill-in/Weird spot shows only. Don't want any more regular commitments. Can fill a car with reliable talent. Rate based on distance travelled and what I'm doing on the show.

Old guys watching wrestling while they wait for their pizza. “Yeah, they changed the name from WWF to WWE a few years ago.” Me, “2002.” “Yeah, 2022.” “No. Twenty years before that.” He then changed the subject to complain about the Washington NFL being the Commanders now.

A Cars movie where we meet Tow Mater’s know-it-all sister who’s whole personality is her sorority. Alma Mater. She’s a Prius, obviously.

One of my husband's middle school students made him a Christmas ornament. I present to you, The Nicolas Cage Spork. This is what happens when you teach in an arts school. @1realsmartalex.bsky.social

guys, oj simpson is on in the heat of the night

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 With JT Energy attacking Ript Studwell with his clawed glove last Saturday, Ript has demanded an opportunity for vengeance! On 1/4 at the BGCC... JT Energy vs Ript Studwell For the QC Cup in a Wildcat Claw on a Pole match! #AEWDynamite

I hope he takes her last name and becomes Big Bill Dallas Page. BBDP! BANG!

When I don’t know what to say, I usually say “Man, it’s like PN News said ‘Yo baby yo baby yo.’”

Bret looks pissed about it then.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 A HUGE tag team match has been signed for this Saturday at the BGCC! Shane Hollister/ Malik Champion vs Krotch / JP Finger ❄️ 6pm start ❄️ Tickets just $10 Don't miss this, plus much, much more! #WWERaw

I want the AEW (and WWE fanbase for that matter) to grow. Rising tides raise all ships. It's better for the indies. It's better for the business. I want the ratings to be better. I want the draws to be better. The notion that "they're making money and profitable, who cares?" is bad for everyone....

This is what the "Blue Lives Matter" people want...

Is Frasier the most successful spinoff ever? Defining spinoff as a show where 1 (or more) character (s) from a show gets their own show. Shows in the same “universe” that don’t have a character played by the same actor would not count in this discussion. What are the other spinoffs in contention?

Man, I saw something negative about Season 2 of the new Frasier, and the first episode was bad. However, it does pick up IMO.

Sheamus throwing better punches than Paul/Tyson. #survivorseries

I hope this means they realized there isn't nearly as much there as they thought there was with LA Knight. #survivorseries

The way Corey said "YES!" when the handcuffs came out... #survivorseries

One week from tonight, Video Games Etc & MLW Con-Fusion present our last event of 2024... SEASON'S BEATINGS! 🎄 🎅 6pm start 🤶 Tickets just $10 Don't miss the 12 WEAPONS OF CHRISTMAS STREET FIGHT, plus much, much more! 🎁 #SurvivorSeries

Did Naomi hit Nia with a Skibidi Toilet? #Survivorseries

Nothing says the seriousness of war like a "Happy Birthday" chant. #survivorseries

How is someone supposed to get stuffed between the ring Arn Anderson style with that metal thing in there? #survivorseries

Wheeler Yuta has done some bad things in AEW, but I need to know what the hell he did to his barber. That beard is bad news. #AEWCollision

I do not like Ospreay in black gear. The green popped. I don't care that it's a video game. #AEWCollision

Bro, we should've got a Stone Cold Steve Austin versus Bob Backlund feud. Would've been fire.

can someone make me a suit out of the same pattern Jeff Jarrett's gear was at Survivor Series 1995?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The next two participants in the BATTLE ROYAL taking place on 12/7 are... Ript Studwell and Joe Carrey The winner chooses their entry number into the PRESTIGE RUMBLE! 🎅 6pm start 🤶 Tix just $10 Don't miss our final event of the year! #SmackDown

#HappyThanksgiving from all of us at SCWPro! Enjoy the day with your family and then come and join your SCWPro family on December 7th for our final event of 2024! SCWPro's Seasons Beatings 🦃 6pm start 🦃 Tickets just $10 Let's make it a night to remember!

I was watching #aewdynamite at the bar, and I had no idea most of Brody/Darby had no commentary.

I feel like they could be doing a lot more with Aminata. Better than some of their pushed women. #AEWDynamite

Big Tom’s face is red

You have five hours of television a week. You did not need to rush that Kamille turn.

How is Shelton Benjamin already the best wrestler on the roster? #AEWDynamite

Typical AEW draw. (I'm kidding. Don't cancel me...)