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#JasonDangerfield #Fridaythe13th #horror #horrormovies The standup we deserve.

A throwback to those old 16mm class films from my developing #80s animated series based on my #truestory #book #ILIVEDTHE80S from Bear Manor Media. #GenX #80smovies #hailuo_ai @hailuoai.bsky.social #ai #aiartcommunity

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When you get to animate yourself standing alongside your 17 year old animated self as you develop your series based on your book... #author #books #bookrecommendations @hailuoai.bsky.social

#JasonDangerfield Many forgot that Jason tried his hand at standup comedy in the lean years after the #80s slasher #horror peaked. @hailuoai.bsky.social #minimax #ai #aiart

Who?

Journalism is dead.

Some definitely result in toxic faces.

Wouldn’t want to clean up after that.

Aaaand cue the anti-vaxxers in 3…2…1…

Incredible journalism.

Really? Making a billion dollars doesn’t qualify for top ranking? These articles are an affront.

I think statements like these need to come with a full public disclosure of CEO salary, benefits and perks.

Fuck that, I’d sell the kid.

There is someone out there right now whose heart is filled with joy reading this article.

That’s one way to get of tipping.

Grief should be private.

This old chestnut.

That kid would be up for adoption.

And if she weren’t on a hit show no one would care.

The struggle is real.

Which is why fan is derived from fanatic which implies mental instability.

What does it say about our society when we have experts in “decluttering?”

Sure it does.

That’s right, it’s time for The Meg Gala, that uniquely American event that clearly shows why the terrorists want to blow us up.

Didn’t see this coming…

Wrong touchdowns

Nothing.

Today in Florida…

Sounds familiar

1. Shoving things up your ass.

I know what I’m doing today.

Such talent.

Can you do that?

Sounds about right.

How does one become this?

It’s a fucking show.

I don’t know a single person who has broached this topic.

I’m sure it’s true love.

Like that whole last season

But if it shrinks your dick, not sure how that works.

No one should care about this.

Those tariffs are working, Sir! They’re keeping those brown things out of my neighborhood! @prollynotdjt.bsky.social

More proof we are a nation of morons.

Will he be acting?

The first is attending