Eurgh. Just discovered the hosts of one of my favourite LS podcasts are Elon Musk/JK Rowling fans. Absolutely gutted.

Chicken wings and a sweaty Glen Powell? Sign me the fuck up youtu.be/-fY6AI0964Q?...

I've got great respect for those that engage in the free use kink

FFS I'm an absolute mess after tonight's Repair Shop

This year I've given my husband a specific thing I want for Christmas - I've asked him to write me an erotic story involving us. My specific rules were 1) It's something that turns him on 2) It has to be handwritten (no AI crap) and 3) at least 5 pages long.

I got 9 hours of sleep last night. I feel like a different person

💔 Shirley Valentine was one of my favourite films growing up.

That John Lewis ad did absolutely nothing for me this year. Are they trying to sell a record player? If that was the club the dad used to go to then he's missed out big time

Sex is great and all, but have you ever ran hot water over a mosquito bite?

The paedo formally known as prince

These bloody hormones. I've cried nearly half a dozen times watching The Repair Shop tonight

Post something random or you'll have an awful November. posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x

I'm going to sound like a grumpy old woman right now, but I can't abide by everyone walking around on their phones talking like they're on the Apprentice. Nobody wants to hear your conversation and you look like a twat

Erm...is Prue wearing a ball gag around her neck? #GBBO 👀

Why do they always put magnets in your bed when the clocks go back? Barely made it out of bed this morning

I wish I had Jimmy's arse #strictlycomedancing

When you lock eyes with the extroverted couple at the swingers club #StrictlyComeDancing #Strictly

Anyone got any erotic fan fiction about this? Asking for a friend

Nice

#GBBO and I've forgotten to get treats. AGAIN.

There really needs to be more oral sex on women in porn

And all my favourite websites have been down all day due to the stupid AWS. I've had to actually try and do work

Currently operating on 4 hours sleep after someone decided to have a massive firework display down the street at 2am. Send all the caffeine to my office, ASAP

Cheryl Cole an icon. Really? #scd #strictly

I'm in one of those moods where I feel blah and don't want to do anything, but at the same time know that later tonight I'll be angry at myself for not actually do anything

Well if you want to see what a human sex swing looks like, you might as well watch this Chris and Nadiya dance #strictly #scd

I've had an absolute shitter of a day. So I've poured myself a giant glass of red wine and I've put Before Sunrise on.

Celia must be protected at all costs! #celebritytraitors

"Don't you DARE get rid of Charlotte!" - Dads across the country right now #CelebrityTraitors

I LOVE Charlotte's green cardigan #CelebrityTraitors

It's only 11:30am but me and the other women in the office have spent far too much time discussing the best sex positions for the PG Tips monkey and Emily Atack

Don’t give your fantasies to the relentless, soulless, data-munching machine. Resist. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/please-...

Budget cuts have hit the Kramer vs Kramer reboot hard

The outfits tonight are awful. Clearly the budget has gone on Cynthia's rider #Strictly

That 9 from Shirley was absoltuely unhinged #strictly #scd

And the award for doing absolutley nothing but getting the most plaudits got to Cynthia Erivo #strictlycomedancing #strictly

FFS, please don't give him the Nobel Prize

Hubs wasn't interested in celeb traitors until he saw Charlotte Church 🙄

omg, I didn't realise celeb traitors starts tonight!

There is a video of me on my husband's old Sony Ericsson from 2006 of us fucking, at a time when I was a size 12 and my arse looked incredible. I remember watching it back afterwards and thinking I never looked hotter. I bet if I watched it now, the 8 mega pixel camera wouldn't do it justice.

Just realised it's #GBBO tonight and we don't have any cakes in. This will be rectified straight after work

If I had a magic lamp, I'd wish to look like Jennifer Connelly in Top Gun Maverick. She's unreal

We've all thought about how the sex works between Monkey and Emily Atack in the PG Tips advert, right?

Amy straight after the results show #Strictly #scd #strictlycomedancing

Went for tea and cake this afternoon and bought myself a little treat from a lovely little shop on the way back

Why hadn't Vicky told us she was from Newcastle sooner? #Strictly #scd

YES CRAIG GET HIM! #strictly

Me watching this lot react to Only Connect #gogglebox

I know the #gbbo producers will be crossing everything for Tom to get to the final so they can take advantage of the young and sexy baker, but I just can't get on with him