24 HOURS CLOCK WATCHERS! Find the Official Lineup here: horaro.org/timetick/tt25 We are raising a goal of $1000 USD for Safe In Our World! Join us in bringing awareness to gamer mental health! Tick Tock Tick Tock GONG. GONG. GONG. #charity#safeinourworld

My very first episode of Fast Travel is now available on YouTube. Episode 1 - Blobby Blobby Rob Gobb - kicks off in the UK with three classic British speedruns, and three fantastic British runners: @garlips.bsky.social, Howlin_Mad_Mike, @infinitygene.bsky.social. youtu.be/155Aewl3sJY?...

That's right, Fast Travel starts this Friday! We're starting our journey around the world of speedrunning on my home turf of the United Kingdom. Showcasing the best of British will be @garlips.bsky.social with Mr Blobby, Howlin_Mad_Mike with Robocop, and @infinitygene.bsky.social with Croc 2!

Does that say Mr. Blobby? I hope they got someone good to run that… maybe the WR holder or something… 🤔

TODAY! 19:30 UK time, the first race of SEASON THREE of StruggleR will be kicking off - a 3 player Trap Trek race! Expect tumbles, falls and a lot of swearing. F4d3d, Garlips and Kythias meet in the arena and ANYTHING (but mainly gaming) could happen!!! Don't miss it at twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle.

I am going to play Silent Hill f. I am going to play Resident Evil 9. Day one, both of ‘em, swear down. So for the love of Christ, stop showing me the fucking game. Thanks.

The first things I bought on Steam… some classics, @axton1061.bsky.social getting me to play BL2, already in love with anything Remedy, still have not played Anna or To The Moon lol

Do you Speedrun Horror Games? Do you Speedrun Horror Games that simply do not get enough love? Do you speedrun a game with a Clock Tower in it? We want YOUR Speedrun in CLOCK TOWER TIME TICK 2025! Submit your Runs Here: oengus.io/marathon/Tim...

My favorite thing about Speedrunners is our ability to beat 12+ Hour Games in 3 Minutes and then say: "Fuck, I played like shit."

Keep learning the same lesson over and over again. How many times before it sticks?

Want new live UK speedrun events? Sonic needs YOU to show your support for potential new marathons! Speedrun Tools UK is in talks with an existing UK convention team to bring speedrunning to their events. We need your backing to show them we mean business! Support and share: discord.gg/QVCYBS7Yk3

To gauge interest, offer updates, and share ideas, I've made a new Discord server - Speedrun Tools UK Live Events. If you're interested in running, volunteering or just attending a potential new UK speedrun event, please join and share your input! Massive opportunity! discord.gg/QVCYBS7Yk3

I’ve seen draft versions of this layout and it is 👌🏻 So glad to be back on our OoT Shit!!!

When my brain isn’t busy doing things, it starts to eat itself. I find it hard to actually rest and do nothing. I also don’t really know what (if anything) to do about it? Sometimes I hear I should learn to switch off, enjoy silence and peace… I can, for like, 30 mins. Then I’m like, enough.

I'm one of the leads for this event, and I need y'all to submit. We want the whacky, we want the unsung horror heroes. If you got horror that's off the beaten path, then toss that shit in the fray. We want those ones you won't just see every day.

Don't forget! This Monday is my 24hr birthday stream - a now 350+ strong list of Steam jank which will be spun at random, with new Chat Redemptions that help you get involved 😘

(All off my SRC account) Runs learned: 63 (54 Unique) Best Place: 1st Worst Place: 149th, Peggle Nights Longest: Eat Lead Maximum% (4:56:04) Shortest: Mr. Blobby Any% (0:27) Most Fun: Trap Trek Least Fun: NCIS PvZ would take longest/worst place but I choose not to count it as it wasn’t a “run”.

It’s that time again… GARLIPALOOZA is coming. Monday 14th July - 00:00 BST. Over 200 jank Steam games I’ve never even heard of before, Bingo, speedrunning and other assorted hijinks!

Send help. Except don’t, I don’t need it, I am very happy to be locked in VS prison. I knew I’d fall in deep with this game and glad I waited until imaginary PSN trophies were involved. 🥲

We are NOW LIVE for the start of the LOW REZ RAID RELAY on @mrmattinternet.bsky.social's channel: twitch.tv/mrmattinternet! We're kicking off with some Liar's Bar and also, a game about being a Sock Lawyer!? What a way to start proceedings your honour.

Retro games, charming British accents, and goofy group shenanigans are all in the cards next weekend with the 1st ever Low Rez Raid Relay! Catch: @mrmattinternet.bsky.social @garlips.bsky.social @jaseinvader.bsky.social @lovenfloofen.bsky.social and more!

FRIENDS! Low Rez is doing it's first ever Relay Raid, weekend of 31/05-01/06! Group games, chat involvement and various hijinks of all kinds will be had - look forward to it! Scratch that, cancel everything and clear your calendar so you don't miss a single second of this 24+hr train - CHOO CHOO!!

Oh hell yes

Did you know this weekend is gonna be just a little THICKER! We are raising all the money for St.Jude and we would love to have to join us for this amazing relay!! But also make sure you come by all the stream team members who will also be raising money for the rest of the month!

Hey!!! We added some amazing new members to the team! And here they all are! Welcome them all in! Tagged below so you can follow!

What's all this then? Can it really be true? Am I actually teaming up with @garlips.bsky.social tomorrow for an Ocarina of Time multiplayer randomizer at around 7 am CDT, 1 pm BST until we hopefully both clear??? .....Yep! It's true! See you then! www.twitch.tv/kylorianorr www.twitch.tv/garlips

ALERT ALERT ALERT!!! Apps close tomorrow! Yes tomorrow! So now is the time for any last min apps in!!!! clocktower.tv/apply

Oh who’s this twat…?

Oh hey look @kaoticleigh.bsky.social has some things to say about being a member of the Clocktower ❤️ You still have time to put your app in!!!!! Its never too late! Unless its April and you are reading this….. Sorry it’s too late for you 😂 Apps close on the 31st! clocktower.tv/apply

Found a note from a journal while tidying up - this is from roughly September 2020. You might think Garlips was being too hard on himself but he was getting sick and tired of me eating myself to death. I’ve still got a long way to go, but I want past me to know… I stopped being a passenger. ✊🏻

Hey did you know apps are open?!?!? Well here is @zozoduderino.bsky.social to tell you why you should apply! clocktower.tv/apply

Here is another amazing member that wants to tell you why you should join this amazing stream team! Applications due at the end of the month! clocktower.tv/apply Take it away @streetbackguy.bsky.social!!!!!

This cost me £2. I had to buy it. HAD to.

I have listened to the new Coheed twice today all the way through and counting. AND COUNTING. This music speaks to my fucking bones. I will always love this band.

In less than 24hrs, two men will face each other in the ultimate test of bad speedruns... GARLIPS vs. STRIFE. It's happening, 7pm UK GMT at twitch.tv/wheelofstruggle. Each game will be decided by wheelspin, all random, 15 bad games... a shitshow for the ages, hope to see you there! :D

Death Stranding 2. I don’t know what the fuck I just watched… all I can say is - yes please.

Hey did you know we are looking for new members? Do you love horror games? Do you love speedrunning? I have a team for you! We are!!!! And we would love to have you! clocktower.tv/apply

Applications are open!!! You have till the 31st to get it in! We are so excited to ring in a new part of the team!! clocktower.tv/apply

Hey there! You a big nerd who needs something to watch today? Why not LOW REZ? It will make you feel things, maybe good things! With @garlips.bsky.social @hobbytan.bsky.social Adrienne's Revenge, DMAC, Escape Route and Rezal! It's sure to be a time! youtu.be/T2wROpa-q3Y

The annual anniversary relay has started and it will be going for 4 days! The longest one we have ever had! Make sure you check out the schedule!!!

Episode 3 of Fast Enthusiast is now live with the legend that is @sweedola.bsky.social , were we do go on a few tangents! youtu.be/akRGT1bY5-4

IT'S RACE DAY! A BATTLE FOR AN EVENING (not for ages, stuff that) Join us over on The Wheel of Struggle Twitch channel!

Been with Bladez since very early 2011. That makes this the 15th Valentine’s Day. Feel like I should start getting weird with it and buy her a T-Rex.

gofund.me/b7cd0e71 I'm in a bad way and I really need help. I wouldn't ask, but I am desperate. If you can't help, don't worry. You can help by sharing this. Thank you.

If you were a villain, who would you be?

I made a new video, all about a weird game that spiralled from a shitpost for my Twitch. Sausage Hunter youtu.be/-OTARWL6V2k

Leicester charity shops - not bad as it’s all cheap. My quest to own every single bad interactive DVD game continues to plumb new depths with the Coronation Street acquisition. 🫡