Hey @kwite.co, that card you said should be on screen? Yea FUCK you, I use the PipePipe youtube client and I have to your channel to keep watching your content which is a further inconvenience to me but FUCK you!

I think prostateexams should be conducted more often so more men get to have people fiddling around in their butt more often,

Bollocks.

his ass is NOT reading

got paid right on time for DELTARUNE TOMORROW

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Less than 40 days until DELTARUNE Chapter 1-4 release! There's still some things to discuss... I'll address them in a brief Newsletter towards the end of next week!

ACTUALLY LOSING MY MIND AT THE NEW DMC ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥

uh oh, accidentally broke my handle while messing with my domain name provider setting 😭

Driving to work and the bottle of smirnof I have in the back for emergencies is beckoning me like the green goblin mask

I'm not even 20 yet why are the joint pains so badddd

just got my first ever commission! The artist is private but they did an amazing job!!

Boss: "..... Among us?" Me, who was just spaced out: "Among Us??? Sussy Amogus?? 🤯" Boss: "Yes, Tabbi. We were just talking about game night and I just asked if you and the rest of the crew would be interested in playing Among Us." Me: "Oh, mid game. Let's play Wii Sport Resort like usual"

I'm so socially out of touch I only just realised the group of girls that kept calling me "pretty boy" a few days ago weren't trying to be transphobic meant something much more flattering by it 😭

meow.

"If I'm Invincible, and you're Invincible, then who's driving the bus?"

Thinking about starting a minecraft server for my colleagues what do yall think

Guess what fuckers I'm still alive which means either God is real and wants me to suffer or I'm not trying hard enough

in the fitness planet, straight up 'workin it'. and by it. haha, well, let's justr say. my muscels

the realisation that there are kids using my birthyear to lie about their age just hit me like a deer on the freeway

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE THE MILLIONTH ASSHOLE I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GORE!

my dad has the music taste of an early newgrounds kid with divorced parents. Which is really funny to me because he's literally been listening to the same stuff for 22 years

How it feels to let the homies call you the t slur after you come out

yk I feel like I've been lied to I've been going to the gym for months now and not once has a big buff bicurious dude railed me from behind in the locker room what is this

Customer service is great for autistics bc you can just repeat dialogue to everyone

I shouldn't be allowed on the road I spend too much time thinking about veering into oncoming traffic

Toilets should have longer seats so girls with big dicks don't have to worry about it touching the front of the bowl

It's here! Welcome home Big Daddy Blue #intelb580

If you ever share / repost anything, please let it be this

"The world is your oyster" well mines all rotten and gross inside

Parkinsons is fucking scary. Watching my grandma's rapid decline has hit me like a fucking truck

just learned its okay to lie actually if a customer asks me how I'm doing it's much easier to tell them I'm "living the dream" than it is to complain about fighting for mediocrity in a broken system while being exploited by people who were born into wealth or won the life lottery

is it weird to ship characters in my dream if they're all made up?

I am now legally recognised as a competent driver. I'm gonna make them regret that decision :3

Microplastics may not be racist, and neither am I

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MERRY CRIME DAY!!

Tis the eve of Christmas, and I am feeling quite queer,, rather peculiar indeed

If I were a cat, you'd never guess what breed I'd be

Epic rap battles of history The desire to be known and seen, Versus Crippling fear of rejection BEGIN!

b a l l s .

Why is making friends so hard :(

grindr was a mistake

Just a little something we're working on...

would writing Luigi Mangione x Reader cross some sort of line? Not that it would stop me

I'm sorry for the way I mentally picture the word "tearjerker" I will not elaborate