I think the vote on the SAVE Act will tell us the answer to the question that we all have. And that is: Is John Fetterman still alive and well? Or has he passed into that black hole of “I hate woke people.” I await with bated breath and pray that he is still functioning.

In other news, Trump really hates this painted portrait of him hanging in Colorado. Pass it around…

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

The CIA has to deal with the Traitor...

This is Tux. He is the cutest black hole we have ever seen. And we thought you should see him too. 12/10

I am proud of all the people who DIDN'T understand Kendrick's performance taking the time to LEARN more about the cultural impact & significance. We see you. We thank you. We appreciate you.

NEWS: Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance is projected by Fox to be the most-watched halftime performance in Super Bowl history. Expected to top 130 million viewers for the performance when the final number comes out.

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We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics. What a tragically stupid country we are.

Americans aren't just going to pay more for things from Canada and Mexico because Donald Trump is an idiot. They are also going to pay more for goods from the United States, as American producers use the expectation of higher prices to gouge.

Y'all, what the fuck is wrong with Republicans?

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Entire USA is private property of Elon Musk now.

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This dog was definitely for sale.

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