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tell santa to call me 📞 🎄

I have 1600 pics on my phone and 543 are cat pics 😆

I had to pee outside in nature earlier 🌱 💦

gotta post the new mirror pics here too 🤳

another one bites the dust (I posted a fireworks video 😶)

I didn’t mention it back in June because it literally happened ON my birthday, but we had to euthanize my big orange cat we called Little Boy ❤️ 😞 he was very sick and there was nothing the veterinarian could do. I miss him every day

I bought a house with a backyard and now I can go outside naked and it’s great 😌

It’s so sus when my guac is green the next day 👀 what do they put in it to keep it that way

Hi skylight!

I miss being fat shamed by npc’s on the Wii Fit

pregnant women are basically 3d printers

my older kitty cat, Bebe, was diagnosed as a diabetic on Friday 🙀 Don’t worry, they gave him a pill instead of insulin and he’ll be just fine

fuck it, watching twilight again 🤙🏻

I told ChatGPT to make me into a pony

I had wisdom tooth surgery on Monday and you can hardly tell because my cheeks were already chubby anyway 🤭 hehe. I’ll be your chipette 🐿️🎀

why did I leave my ice cream maker at my ex’s house 😩 whyyyy. Lost to the void, hope he’s enjoyed it

my wild birds are back for spring and they’re trying to nest in my patio chair and my dryer vent 😩

I’m in south Texas and it “snowed,” but it’s just a dusting 🥴 I’ve been waiting for this all week lol

shin sonic is an abomination

He’s the main course 🦃

I don’t think I like this new med my doc put me on! She put me on Paxil and now I can’t cum 😒 this is a curse from hell

darn it, my truck broke down this morning. I was a damsel in distress 😓 I’m safe at home now. Good thing I put a bra on before I left 🤭

I need a hand with these wrist breakers!!

ok I’m back on meds and ready to be social 👋

body built by gummy bears🏋️‍♀️🐻

I yearn to be a seasonal fabric bird collector 🐦

I’ve been obsessed with those raspberry cheesecake cookies from subway this week

watching a loved one deteriorate from dementia is hell on earth oh my god

I was out shopping and I passed up a grim reaper cookie jar. I KNOW I’m gonna regret it… in fact I already do 😪 gotta go get it

Omg I’m not mad at EA for sticking with Sims 4 rather than making a Sims 5. I’m kind of relieved actually but then again I’m still traumatized about the move from Sims 3 to Sims 4 and having to rebuy expansion packs in 4 that were base game in 3. But dang people are mad about it!! Aww

I had the displeasure of waking up at 7am on a Saturday

Trying again with a photo. Can’t resist the urge to flash y’all

testing.... 1...2...3... my first big titty gif on here

I’m resisting the urge to go back to sleep 😴 last nights cough sizzurp is still in my system

rip twitter

Practically spilling out of this 🫠

Welcome Brazilians 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 !!!

one brazillion users

Ok I’m ready to commit to bluesky I think 😆

wow I finally got an invite 💅