“ … Systems are operating, once I am finished with this machine I’ll go send it to Sonic —! Ohohoho, serve as a distraction long enough to snatch a chaos emerald for myself. “

Oh. They’re multiplying.

"𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕔, 𝕀 𝕒𝕞 𝕄𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕝 𝕊𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕔." #Sonicrp | #MVRP | #DokiMocha

“ METAL —! What are you taking about, also WHO gave you a voice box? Was it one of those miserable rodents? Oh please they probably tried to tinker with you coding.. Come here my boy, I’m giving your coding a rework. “

“ Seems like it’s been way too long since I’ve been active. Wonderful, I’m so GLAD they gave me the time to do more research on a new virus. A better strain of the last metal virus. OHOHOHOHOHO —! I truly am a genius. “

“ Easy. I erase him, and oh I’ve dealt with the hedgehog wanting to end me before. I mean what can I say, being a genius has its downsides.. and you seem worried about me. Oh how kind of you Zeena, but back to the topic at hand. +

“ Oh I’m not obsessed, I could have ended that blue little freak years ago. I enjoy the entertainment he provides me. “

“ And yet I’m still able to fund my projects, don’t get on me about it. Get on those stupid people continuing to purchase the thing, along with crypto? Oh it’s hilarious to see people fund my empire without knowing it. “

“ Why do you think the Olympics dumped the rat and plumber? I supplied the NFTs obviously, would have been a good run until that rodent got his Olympic license back. “

“ EXACTLY WHY ..! Oh how do you think I get my funding —?! “

“ It’s already one if not the best games, because I get to beat the living crap out of that hedgehog ..! “

OH PLEASE With my robotic might, I’ll crush you into blue dust.. an then we’ll see who’s laughing. You spiny little porcupine..!

I will pluck your quills off one by one hedgehog.

The brilliant and cunning genius. Dr. Albert W. Wily

Goose Now you must find my new main sonic!! (This one is MDNI)

Let me do a poll Say yes is I replace Sonic with something cooler Say no if your a loser

Let me get sober

Of course son

“ Oh please, that’s not comically evil enough for me ..! Plus I’m no Brokie. “

“ 3 Business days ..! “

temp. pin.

“ HAH ..! I JUST SHOT THE RODENT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD ..! I WIN ..! “

Put it on the Patreon Sonic. Like all the good boys and girls do.

GOOD MORNING YOU OVER GROWN RODENTS AND REPTILES ..! I have returned.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐈 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀𝐍 𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝐎𝐅 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙊𝙎 .ᐟ

Oh please, let me show you how to dance ..!

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LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER! AND SEE HOW SHE BEAT TOU MISERABLE ANIMALS!! OHOHOHOH MY MASTER PLAN!

“ I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG !!! “ #CWGRANDPRIX

“ Oh this Race is PERFECT entertainment ..! Seeing Sonic; blown up, squished, and absolutely HUMILIATED fills my cold dead heart with joy I could’ve imagined..! “ #CWGRANDPRIX

Sage, be a dear. Hit this hedgehog with a fully charged bomb.

“ Oh and what’s so wrong with that vermin? WE’RE all taking any chance we get! Like how you, bombed that blue buffoon to win? “

“ Not really !! She was already struggling AS is, so my daughter and I decided to make it go quicker. “

Almost got her. SO SO SO SOOOO CLOSE

IN THE END ITS A WIN FOR THE ROBOTNIK LEGACY !! Also Sage, you are the best. WHERE WERE YOU METAL ?! YOUR SISTER GOT BLOWN UP!

Trans your gender

“ APOLOGIES !! I’ll make sure that rust bucket, isn’t allowed into the Email, and we at the EGGMAN EMPIRE! Thank you for your catering, it has always been top notch, even if you have the same last name as fox boy. “

I remember this like it was yesterday!

“ That’s the thing birdbrain, you aren’t Sonic and I don’t care if you die. “ [ [ 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆 ] ] “ And you for sure aren’t, a main character in this franchise. “

“ Oh if you do insist ..! “ Oh.. that’s just a 44 magnum, that’s pointed In between the eyes of jet. “ Oh it’s wonderful to test it out on you, though since I am so nice I’ll give you a chance to give me a DECENT name before I blow your Bird brains out ..! “

“ NO ACTUALLY, It’s my special little machine called the BIRD ERASER !! Name is a work in progress, yet I know that your pea brained loud mouthed self will insult it! So I decided to, get rid of you ALL TOGETHER!! “

ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE !!! I apologize for my, BRIEF absence! I have been working on an AMAZING AND INCREDIBLE machine ..! The LIKES of which you could NEVER imagine!